A/N: -laughs empty mindedly- This is possibly my most plot less oneshot thingy yet. Inspiration: I took a shower. Enjoy and Review.

Disclaimer: ...nada. Yo tengo nada. NUNCA NADA!!! YO NUNCA TENGO NADA!!! POR QUE?!?! –sighs- Yo no tengo mucho dinero. Que triste. (yeah, me just rambling in Spanish, don't even worry yourselves over trying to understand)

---Dead of Night---

Haruhi gently ran her hands through her soft damp hair. Taking showers in the dead of night was always so relaxing, no boys to worry about... and the cool air after stepping out of the delightfully warm atmosphere always made her body tingle. She sighed and cherished the silence the hallways of the dormitories provided. The moonlight shining through the tinted windows, casting an arrangement of ghoulish shadows in every which direction, only added to the thrill of her midnight stroll.

'It's a wonder it's so quiet with all these boys running amuck... at least Tamaki is giving me some breathing space...' she thought absentmindedly.

But it really was nice... the quiet. She was used to conversations and spewing nonsense being blown into her ears. That's why she was surprised when she slumped against the wall, towel drying her hair, and began to feel the floor beneath her begin to tremble slightly. She froze and glanced down at her bare toes, concentrating for a while before passing it off as nothing. She dried her body, not even minding the fact that if someone just happened to walk down the corridor, she would be flashing them with a very naked female self. She even began to hum a few tunes.

But then... there went the trembling again.

This time, Haruhi stood completely still, eyes narrowed in suspicion. Perhaps there was a peeping Tom... no, he wouldn't be making that much of a ruckus. But what on earth could that be? Haruhi gathered her towel and strapped it more firmly around her body, walking towards the noise with a confident gleam in her eyes. She was going to find out whether it killed her or not. She was about to turn down another section of the split dormitories when the stampeding of feet could be heard clearly. She barely had time to gasp and turn her vision before she saw two blurs dart completely past her, ruffling her towel and hair. Laughter filled the void of silence as did the completely barbaric manner in which the two boys carried themselves.

But that's not what caught the girl's attention. Oh no.

Seeing these two acting like complete morons was normal. After all, even without being able to see them directly in the dark night, Haruhi could pin point the two as Hikaru and Kaoru. But as said, she was used to their stupidity.

Yes, in fact, the only reason why the girl was in a stupor was because the two said boys were running and laughing down the hallway in the middle of the night... completely nude. Not to mention holding hands and hooting and hollering.

"YEAH YEAH, I'M ONE SMEXY BITCH, YO!!" came the distant voice of Hikaru.

Haruhi didn't even have time to blink before she heard the second voice.

"OOUUUU, YAH YAH!!! SO SEXY, I COULD JUST LICK YOUR SEXY NAKKY BODY FROM HEAD TO TOE!!!"

Kaoru.

"OU OU!!! LET'S LET'S!!!"

Hikaru.

"Ouuuuu whhooooo, you know what THAT can lead to, right Hikaru?"

Kaoru.

"All I know is you better brace yourself tonight, my shameless Kaoru! You're in for the ride of your life!!!"

Hikaru.

Then the voices, laughter, and stampeding all dwindled to a mere nothingness, leaving the poor girl to not only get over the traumatic experience of seeing two of her close friends dressing in nothing but their birthday suits, but to figure out her next course of action. She grimaced and let her towel slump slightly, trying to gather whatever wit she had. She rubbed her eyes, paused, then rubbed them again, forming stiff legs to carry her back to her room. She didn't get far, though, without confronting Tamaki. Frankly, he had the same expression Haruhi wore and the girl couldn't help but wonder why.

"...hey, what's up?" she muttered, dismissing the fact that she was naked underneath her towel which she now held to her like a life guard.

Tamaki stared blankly at her.

"Not much, not much..."

...awkward silence.

"Hey... you didn't happen to see... er, nevermind I must be going crazy..." Tamaki started unsurely, rubbing the back of his head as if stumped.

"Why?" Haruhi asked in a flat voice.

Tamaki shrugged.

"I swear I keep seeing Kaoru and Hikaru frolicking about the dorms... naked," he spewed, as if what he spoke was the most absurd thing he's ever said.

Haruhi's eyes lit up in surprise.

"WHAT YOU TOO?!"

---Fin

(P.S. I promise my next oneshot for this story will have more meaning and may possibly be more random. You know, to jazz it up a little. Please inform my if you think my stories are getting dumber, I get inspiration from reviews sometimes.)