((A/N: hello and welcome to another chapter of G Switch: the Lipgloss Adventures! (cue wild aplause) anyway, thanks for the reviews. i hope you all liked last chapter!

now it's time for me to point out that i played tos last night and realised how out of order some of this is turning out to be.

anyway, i do not own Tales of Symphonia or I'm Too Sexy. enjoy!))

Linda and Gina fought off the monster. Well, Gina did. Linda was once again preoccupied with her makeup.

"Gina? Do you think this eyeliner is to thick?" She shouted at her best friend in the heat of battle, staring into her compact.

Gina cast fireball, and the monster fell.

Fordienian wasn't really paying attention, "Huh? What?"

The monster jumped on her back, "Run… Linda… Gina you were like a granddaughter to me…" And exploded, leaving our light blue haired half elf to feel hurt.

"Remember Linda, no matter where you go I'll hunt you. And when I say I, I mean my henchmen. So you'll never be left alone. In fact, your mayor should kick you out of town if he wants to be safe. And that other girl too, cause I bet she has a horrible secret about her race that she's not telling you about."

She left and the mayor, backed up by random extra's whose voices sounded a lot like the main characters, did just that.

"Stupid mayor," Linda mumbled as they headed toward Triet, "Kicks me out of town. Doesn't even let me take my makeup bag from my school desk."

Nishey, Linda's dog, came up behind them, caring a letter in her mouth.

"Gross," She cried, taking the drool-covered letter and opening it to read aloud.

"My Dearest daughter,

I forgot to give you a map, so here you go. This way you won't get completely lost and if I'm lucky it won't take the authorities to long to find you body.

Come back when you're not so weak and I'll give you a present.

Drinny."

Using their trusty new map they made there way to Triet, only getting lost once when Linda held the map upside down.

Entering the town they spotted a group of Desians talking loudly, "Ok. Lets split up. Number one and two, hang up that poster. Number three, find me some cheap hair dye, my roots are starting to show. I'll be in the bar when you're all done. Ok girls?"

The other Desians mumbled in agreement. Number one and two quickly put up the sign and soon the Desians disappeared.

Linda hurried over to see the poster, enraged to see a poorly drawn stick figure with overly big hair and bright pink lips.

"I don't look a thing like this poster! This is a monstrosity, I'm going to go up to those guys right now and-"

Gina pulled her back, "You dumbass, that's exactly what they want! We need to find Cole."

"Oh yeah," Linda remembered, "I need to save him from that tramp Krystal!" She jumped in newfound purpose, "To Cole!"

Gina sighed, "I suggest we go ask the fortune teller so he can rip us off."

"Great idea!" the human girl cried, pulling Gina through the sandy streets, "But first we shop!"

Cue music (I'm too sexy)

Gina and Linda randomly came out of randomly placed changing stalls, modeling the newest and hottest in Sylvarant fashion. Everything went fine until Linda realized she was no longer a size 8, but had in fact jumped up to size 12. Gina pointed out that size 12 was the size of an average Sylvarant woman, according to Cosmo. Linda didn't seem to care, just continued to cry.

So that was the end of that.

They hurried along to the fortuneteller, entering his weird shaped tent and standing in front of his table. Linda was suddenly reminded of Katrina from Animal Crossing. Not that she had ever played Animal Crossing, or knew what it was.

"Hello how may I help you?" The fortuneteller asked mysteriously, acting like one of those cheap hire-a-fortuneteller people.

"We need to know where the Chosen's group is." The white haired girl said, since Linda was totally amazed by this guys piss poor acting skill.

"Oh, for that it will take a tremendous amount of my physic being. One hundred Gald."

Linda, totally buying it, slapped the money down on the table, "Deal."

He went into a surprisingly fake trance, humming loudly and massaging his forehead, "They are in the ruins. Just outside the city."

"Really?" Linda asked, clapping.

The fortune teller put all of the money in his pocket, his voice returning to somewhat normal, "That's what the hot lady in the purple said."

Grumbling, (surprise, surprise) Linda and Gina made there way out of town. Only to be meet by a group of unhappy Desians.

"That's the girl from the wanted poster!" One of them stated, jumping up and down and pointing.

"Ok, there is no way that poster looks a thing like me! Take a good look at me cause this is what Linda Irving looks like."

Gina sighed, readying for a fight.

The Desians attacked and they were quickly beaten. Linda actually helped out this time, jumping in with random slashes of her swords.

Soon the Desians were defeated and Linda giggled, applying after battle blush, "That was totally easy!"

"Linda, you really shouldn't let your guard down. There might be more around, or even a suspicious third party we don't know about but have meet without knowing."

Linda waved off her comment, "Like that will ever happen."

A shock ball flew at Linda, knocking her out cold. Gina sighed as she was captured, "Why doesn't she ever listen?"

At the front door of a big blue building the capturers stopped.

"What do we do about that one," Capturer one asked, nodding to Gina.

Gina started crying, "I don't wanna be here. She made me! And she beat me! And made me put on her lip-gloss. And I'm cute and I have white hair even though I'm like fourteen. Please let me go!"

Capturer number two smiled, "Ok. Only because you're one of us. Which I say so anyone viewing this from third person will suddenly wonder about you."

Gina smiled, "Thanks ma'am! I'll never forget you! Well, I probably will, but it's the thought that counts!" and ran off to find Nishey.

((Yay. girl Yuan next chapter! thanks for reading!))