((A/N: well, no one got my references that weren't really references…

"hair to do that flippy thing, like that guy from that band can do" – Hollywood undead's I must be Emo.

The whole French side of the instructions "La wing?" thing is from the Simpsons. Except Homer was trying to make a BBQ. "Le grill? What the hell is that?"

So yeah… I guess they weren't really references….

Oh yes, for anyone who does not yet know this is Rom.

Rom: um… hi…

Me: She is my voice inside my head/OC/authors notes helping person/alter ego….

Rom: You are insane Miss Mallory, have I ever mentioned this?

Me: yes, many, many times… now, say the disclaimer!

Rom sighs: Brandy Mallory does not own anything except for me. Damn you contract! Also Brandy Mallory will be gone for a week so no more updates till she returns. That is all.

Me: also, I forget whose fanfic it was but somebody had Sheena gothic. I kind of used the same idea because it's hard to think of reasons guys would wear any form of makeup… Gina's opinions on Soren are NOT mine.))

"So where are we going?" Linda asked as they walked through he sand or whatever.

"Ossa Trail! I've only told you a million times!" Krystal said angrily, "And do up your boot laces, you could trip and die and then we'd waist precise time having to bury you."

"God," The brunette rolled her eyes, "You sound like my mother."

Krystal paused as they entered the path, tears in her eyes, "I do?"

Gina looked closely at the auburn, "Are you crying?"

Wiping away tears, "Allergies…"

Suddenly, "Is the Chosen of Mana among you?"

The whole group turned to see a very gothic looking ninja, black eyeliner and lipstick included.

Cole, being dumb, "Yo dude! I'm right here!"

"Prepare to stain the ground red with your life." He ran at Cole.

"What?" Cole asked, not getting it.

"She wants to kill you!" Ron screamed at him.

"Oh, dude, that's not good." Cole tripped and the ninja fell into a randomly placed plot hole, I mean, trap door.

"Dude?" Cole yelled down the hole, "Dude is you alive? Cause if you're not then maybe you should ask Marty to forgive you for trying to kill me. I forgive you by the way!"

Gina did some geeky formula stuff that included gravity (9.8) and Pi (the name of my fish) and declared that the ninja must still be alive, unless there were a lot of pointy spikes at the bottom of that hole.

Krystal, tired of being held back, "Can we hurry up so I can get on with this job and go back to dying my best friends hair for her?"

Many battles later.

"Yay! We're almost out of the trail and that creepy ninja hasn't tried to kill us!" Gina said happily.

A crappily placed fence thing fell down and there stood the ninja, whose name is actually Shawn. But of course, like Yuna's name, our hero type peoples don't know this yet.

"I will dye the grass with your blood!" He said, twitching slightly.

"Dude, didn't you use that line already?" The blonde boy asked.

Shawn consults his script, "No I said, "Prepare to stain the ground red with your life." The first time."

"Isn't that pretty much the same line?" Gina asked, taking out a thesaurus and consulting it, "I mean stain and dye mean practically the same thing. Same with ground and grass, blood and life. Did you just get lazy?"

"Look, you don't know how bloody hard it is to think up gothic sayings that keep the teen rating!" Shawn pointed out.

"Are you sure you're not Emo? Like Soren from Fire Emblem, PoR?" Gina asked.

Soren, the hottest man alive, well, not alive, is heard somewhere in the background, "I'M NOT EMO! I had a tragic upbringing due to my race and I'm a mage! Get it through your thick skull!"

Gina ignored him, "Because you really don't make a good goth."

"It's not my fault! The script says I have to be goth so I have an excuse to wear lipstick!" He pulled out a bunch of cards, "Just shut up so I can kill you!"

Linda and Krystal both clapped her hands together, and said, "Can we play Bullshit? I'm so good at that game!" at the same time.

"That was creepy." Ron stated, also twitching a little bit.

Long story short; Linda and excreta kicked Shawn's gothic ass and Shawn said something slightly plot revealing and ran away.

"NO!" Cole shouted after him, "Come back! Don't leave me here with these makeup obsessed women and the guy who is clearly insane and has deep dark personal secrets about his past!"

((I would write more but I have SO much to do today. So sorry for the shortness. You'll live. Not like I've ever written long chapters to begin with…

Rom? Anything else?

Rom: I can't believe I actually agreed to this….

Me: review!))