((A/N: I'm back, I'm alive. My wrists still hurt like hell so this'll be short and sweet.

I do not own ToS, Shonen Jump, or One Piece.

also thanks to who ever added this to the C2 Crazy Parodies. I love you so.))

"Wow, a fishing village." Gina sad with no real interest in her voice, "I'm so utterly amazed…"

Ron looks at his script, "Ok peoples, we can do the easy way, which is find a boat here. Or go around the other way over a bridge and have a hell of a time trying to get anywhere. But the second one has much better plot thingers."

"You just don't wanna get on the boat!" Gina accused.

"Shut up!" Gina was slapped.

"Come on people. Lets go find a ship," Krystal said, than tripped on a randomly placed watermelon, "What the hell? That wasn't in the script!"

Everyone ignored her and started searching for a boat.

Half an hour of absolutely pointless searching later:

"I heard Ally went back to Luin." Said random pointless NPC, "And that Luffy challenged Zolo to a fight in the latest Shonen Jump, Volume 4, Issue 9!"

Gina, a rabid One Piece fan, "Zolo is so hot! Why would Luffy want to fight him?"

Random pointless NPC, whose name is now Luffy fan #1, shrugged, "I don't get it either, but I'm to cheap to get the actual manga, so I'll have to wait for next months issue."

With that Luffy fan #1 pointed Gina to the nearest 7/11 and walked away.

Gina jumped up and down, than ran to the 7/11, "Brb!" she shouted.

Krystal blinked, "What the hell does that mean? I don't speak Instant Message!"

Linda sighed, "It means be right back. But half the time someone says that and then leaves for a whole hour."

"So can we move on with the plot?" Ron asked impatiently, taping his foot.

Cole nodded and they all, (except Gina, because she was in 7/11, drooling over Zolo's picture and making the pimple faced teenager at the cash register very annoyed) walked into some guys house.

Luke, the weird guy who's standing in the middle of the room acting weird, "Oh Alley. I want you back." Cough gold digger cough.

Linda spoke up, "We heard from Luffy fan #1 that Ally went back to Luin."

Luke ran out the door, saying something about something.

"Why do I suddenly picture dancing babies?" Krystal asked suddenly.

Outside, at the dock:

"Luke, I'm am totally not you're love slave! I'm not going all the way across the ocean just to deliver some stupid letter to some stupid girl!"

"Please Maxi? Doll? Sugar?"

"Get some other poor slut to do it!"

Luke looked over at Krystal, "You! Poor slut!"

The auburn looked over her shoulder at Linda, "I think she means you."

"What?" Linda asked, outraged.

"Well you do have sex hair today. Which looks really hot on you actually." Cole pointed out.

"Linda why on earth do you have sex-?" Krystal started, only to be cut off by Luke.

"Will you people deliver my letter or not?"

"Do we get a free boat ride?" Ron asked.

Luke whispered something in Maxi's ear and she smiled, "Whatever. Lets go."

Luke handed Linda a letter and took off.

The crew all got on the boat, Cole saying something about wanting to go surfing, Krystal acting all calm and collected, Linda almost falling off the side, and Ron acting all sea sick.

"It's a good thing you don't have some stupid water themed name," Krystal said to Ron, "Because you obviously don't like it so much."

"Shut up!" Ron smacked Krystal with a stick.

Soon they landed in Palmacoasta.

"Now I have to go back an leave you guys stranded in this stupid city." Maxi said absent mindedly, pulling out a picture of Luke and drooling over it.

Ron flopped off the boat and started kissing the ground.

Krystal did a quick head check, "One, two, three, and four." She consulted her script, "Weren't there more of us?"

"I don't think so," Linda also took a look at her script, "Oh crap."

Ron looked up from kissing the ground, "What?"

"I think we forgot Gina at that 7/11."

"WHAT?"

"It's… ok… I'm… right… here." They all looked over the dock to see Gina, soaked and trying to climb up onto the pavement.

Cole frowned, "Dude, you swam all the way here?"

Gina nodded, collapsing on the street and coughing up seawater.

"Dude that's totally awesome!"

Everyone else sweat dropped, except Maxi, she was still drooling.

((That was such a filler chapter. I've got nothing of interest to type, so review! And I'll update when I can. (The more reviews I get the faster I'll review ;) meep), I'm in pain. Need medication. Chow for now peoples!))