((A/N: Sorry about the wait! I've had writers block for the past while. But I read all my previous chapters and was inspired to continue. It's pretty sad, I'm on Chapter 11 and they haven't even broke the second seal… Thanks for all the reviews and stuff. This chapter comes out to… 6 pages on Word, about 1,500 words. Not much, but better than I usually do.
Disclaimer: I do not own, screw it, the disclaimers WAY to long. I own NOTHING AT ALL. If it's mentioned, I don't own it, ok? Same warnings as always, swearing and such.))
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The gang started their way through Palmacoasta.
Five seconds into this jolly little adventure Cole found a shop that sold custom made surfboards. They were rather expensive, but luckily Cole had saved all his money from the last play through and was totally loaded.
Krystal sighed, "Why on earth do you need that?" She asked, pointing at the board he had bought, which had a picture of Linda in a swimsuit (a very tiny swimsuit) covering the majority of the front, "The pictures not even proportioned right! Linda does not have that much cleavage."
Linda blushed, "I think it's pretty cool."
Cole spun around to thank her for defending him, and smacked some guy flat on his… donkey.
"Oh crap are you ok?" Cole asked.
The guy frowned, "Yeah! But I broke my new bottle of hairspray!"
Cole blinked, "I was talking to my surfboard, dude."
The entire group did that anime sweat drop and fall over thing.
"Whatever, can we just move along with the script peoples?" Ron asked, frustrated.
The pissed off looking chicks traveling with the guy who had been smacked shook their heads, "You need to replace that hairspray."
Krystal reached for her hairstyling kit, "What kind was it?"
"Palma Hairspray." Answered Gina's imposter, I mean, the girl.
Krystal frowned, "You use that shit? That's the worst spray in the worlds! I don't even carry it!"
"Worlds?" Gina asked.
The auburn blinked, "World! I meant world! There is no secret parallel world!"
Sweat drop.
"Right, lets go to a store and buy said crappy hairspray." Cole suggested.
"Right, what are the chances of there being a hair product store in this city?" Gina asked impatiently.
Pretty high, there were two actually. The first one was conveniently 'missing' its shipment, forcing them to go one shop over, where some creepy desian chicks were threatening some guy.
"I wouldn't sell a single hairclip to monsters like you! I mean, look at your makeup! That's a total sin against nature!"
"Rock!" His father said shocked.
"But dad! These are the same monsters that took grandpa away to the ranch where he was probably beaten up by a couple of heroic type girls out to save the world!"
Desian 1, cursing, "You're lucky we've already reached max crappy makeovers for this year."
Desian 2, smirking, "Lets go ask Lord Maggie, she'll know what to do."
And they left in a burst of flames.
Linda, "That's impossible."
Actually they walked out the door, sorry for trying to make the script more exciting…
"Ok dad, I'm off to work in the temple even though I don't believe in the God and it'll lead to my kidnapping, now!" Said the boy, starting to walk out the door.
His father, who seemed rather calm for what had just happened, "Right, be careful Rock!"
The boy left and the man turned to the group, "I'm sorry you had to see that, I'm Boulder, welcome to the item shop, Pebble's!"
Gina twitched nervously, and Linda was too dumb to grasp what was implied.
"We need Palma hairspray." Krystal said, looking around nervously as well, scared that her reputation as a hairstylist would be ruined if someone saw her.
"1,000 gald." Boulder replied.
"What?" the auburn swore, "That's such a rip off!"
Linda patted her arm, "It's ok, Cole has all that cash from the last play thru!"
Cole shifted uneasily, "Actually, I spent it all on this board and hair wax…"
"What?" Linda tried to take a swing at him but was stopped by Gina.
One minor catfight later
"Hey. Who were that creepy women and her son?"
"That was Governor General Doris, and her son Kilik."
"I see…Doris and the guy with a stick…"
The group entered the school.
"Hey, wasn't this the school you were supposed to go to Gina?" Linda asked, not that she really cared.
"Yeah, I passed the entrance exam, because I am so smart."
"I am so smart! S-M-R-T!"
"It's S-M-A-R-T Linda…" Krystal pointed out.
"What? A shrimp like you passed the entrance exam and was invited to go here? You've got to be shitting me." A very nerdy girl with thick-rimmed glasses and a major overbite (no offence to people with thick rimmed glasses or overbites) came down the stairs.
"Gina is really smart!" Linda said in defense, "She can tell the difference between butter and I can't believe it's not butter!"
"Wow Linda, what kind of a lame example is that?" Said the white haired half… err, elf.
"Me and you! Ultimate smart person showdown!" Said the chick, maybe she should have a name, how about, Minnie?
"Bring it on!" Gina replied.
"Oh I love that movie!" Krystal and Linda said at the same time, magically changing into matching cheerleader outfits.
Upstairs, in the studying room place, Ron gave them all little warm up quizzes, except for Gina, who got to do imaginary numbers, which I have no clue about since I failed grade 11 physics.
Question 1. Who is Linda's real mother?
A. Krystal
B. Drinny
C. Linda doesn't know
D. Xenia, warrior princess
Krystal circled A. Linda circled C. Cole circled D.
Question 2. The Desians are:
A. The bad guys
B. Working for the good guys who are actually bad guys.
C. In need of a little love
D. The ones who stole X-mas.
Krystal circled B. Linda circled A. Cole circled D.
Question 3. The author is currently:
A. reading Pokemon manga.
B. Controlling our lives.
C. Listening to Stabilo
D. All of the above
Krystal circled D. Linda circled C. and Cole circled A.
Question 4. The author's car runs on:
A. Coal
B. Diesel
C. Electricity
D. Cheese puffs.
Krystal, having read the Yuan vs. Raine showdown, circled B. Linda, liking the idea of cheese, circled D. and Cole circled A.
Question 5. Who's out to kill Cole?
A Yuna
B The Desians
C. Mudkip and Torchic
D. That gothic assassin
E. The little mermaid
F. Buffalo
G. Squiggles the horse
H. Linda
I. Iceland
J. Plastic wrap
K. Eminem
L. Tomatoes
M. Dhaos
N. Stabilo
O. Those flying monkeys from the Wizard of Oz
P. The Netherlands
Q. Canada, mostly Manitoba and B.C. though
R. The surfers association of Triet
S. Cam Clarke
T. Mr. Clean
U. Coffee
V. Your Mom
W. Krystal and her psychotic boss who wants to bring back her dead brother
X. Negi and that girl with the bells in her hair from Negima
Y. O-Town
Z. Seriously, who isn't out to kill Cole?
Krystal considered L. and W. but settled on Z. Linda circled I. And Cole, in a rare stroke of genius, circled D, A, and W.
"Ok, I think that's enough studying!" Ron said happily and they went to take the test.
"I will now announce the results." The dean type person looked at her papers, "Last place, Linda Irving, with 25!"
"Wow! 25!" Linda squealed happily and did a little cheer, seeing as she was still in that cheerleader out fit.
"Good job Linda!" Cole said, watching Linda's cheer and not looking in the places you normally look when congratulating someone.
"Next, Cole what-ever-his-last-name-was, with 250!"
"What? It wasn't out of 100?"
"It was out of 400." Gina pointed out.
"When what percent did I get?" Linda asked.
Ron pulled out a calculator, not that he really needed one, but the author does, "6.25."
"…"
"Cole got 62.5."
"…"
"Next with 380, or 95, is Krystal!" Wow, she must have been playing dumb or something…
"Ron Sage got 400."
"What's that in percent?" Linda asked before getting another eraser thrown at her head.
"Minnie Mole, 398. Gina Sage…" dramatic pause as the camera zooms in on Gina's face, "400!"
They were so happy that Gina had beaten the overbite girl; they partied until the next morning.
The next morning
"Why did we even come to this place?" Cole asked at the breakfast table in the cafeteria.
"To get money for hairspray."
"Hey you!" The manager came up to the group, pointing at Linda, "Wanna make some cash?"
"Yeah…"
"Be a waitress!" She threw a waitress apron at the brunette and the group spent half an hour watching Linda screw up many orders and eventually hiding under the cash register crying. Luckily the manger felt so sorry for the poor human she gave them a bottle of Palma Hairspray. Which the group took to the imposters who they didn't know where imposters and all was good!
Not really, the world still needed to be saved and there was the mysterious third party, and all. But the author's hands hurt, so that'll happen later.
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