((Omg. Chapter 13…. Is this bad luck?? Yes, wait, no. um… -runs away- Or not. So yeah, I took a lazy no-writing break. Again. So, many months later…

So here's the new g-switch chappy. I totally forgot what actually happened here, so I had to ask many people. Pretty short, and a lot of its just ramble.

Disclaimer: I own nothing. ))

Many hours later

"So… Umm… Why are we here again?" Linda asked.

Krystal sighed, "Ok. After much thinking the author realized that we went to go over the peak place, but the guy is a loser, so we're totally stuck in this stupid part of the world until we make 6, 000, 000, 000 Gald. Which is stupid, I have wings! Why don't me and Cole just fly over it?"

"WINGS?"

"Umm… That was a joke. Ha… ha… ha?"

"O… k… So how much money do we have?"

Gina checked the menu screen, "One million and twenty three. Mostly from the last play thru."

Krystal sighed, like you know, normal, "So we went to get a statue from a priest, but it turns out the priest lost it. Then, because we are so the whipping boys of the hero world, we decided to go save Rock from the Desian bastards. And here we are at some stupid ranch."

"Wow, that's a lot of plot we skipped over," Ron said, eating an apple.

"Yup," Cole added to the conversation, proving that the all mighty author really doesn't care much about his dialog.

"NO! STOP IT'S TOTALLY A TRAP!" A girl shouted as she ran out from the bushes, "I mean… shhhhh, come over here."

The group, having nothing better to do, follow the girl.

"Who is this girl?" Linda whispered to Krystal.

"That's Nelly, Governor General Doris' assistant type person," Krystal whispered back, "I hear she was dating the Wonder Chef."

"Wonder Chef?"

"That lady with the fork? Remember?"

Flashback

"I am Wonder Chef! Here, have this recipe!"

You learned the recipe for CHEESY TOAST.

"What the hell? You're the 'Wonder Chef' and all you can teach us is how to melt cheese over toast?"

"Um…"

"Are you sure you're not that annoying Mimi Baker from ToL? The one who the author's friend is sure is the illegitimate love child of Colette and Wonder Chef?"

"Shut up!" And with that the blonde chef type person ran away, tripping over her feet on the way out.

End of Flashback

"Oh… But isn't that Yuri? I thought this was a non gay fanfic?"

"Well there was an implied Me/Yuna bit back in chapter 7."

"Who's Yuna? A summomer with a really ugly dress who ends up married to a horrible blue haired bad guy type person? Only to realize she loves the main hero, but then he kills himself and she gets her own game? Then her, her slutty cousin and some other chick go to find him many years later?"

"Never mind. It was just a rumor."

"…"

"Just forget I said anything…"

"…"

Krystal pulled out some magic fairy dust and threw it on Linda.

"Nelly is Governor General Doris' assistant type person, ok?"

The brunette nodded, and they turned to Nelly as she explained that this was a trap and they should run far away like a teenager who just found out his girlfriend is pregnant.

"Did we miss part of the plot?" Gina asked suddenly.

"Huh?" Cole looked up, using one of the few lines of dialog the author permitted.

"I mean, I feel like we missed something… Like, why are we concerned about Rock anyway? And what do we have against Lady Maggie anyway?" Gina frowned, "It's like we missed a whole cut scene."

"What's a cut scene?"

"La sigh."

Cole pulled the remote back out, "I'll fix this!"

Rewind

"OMFG! They're giving some Boulder guy a horrible makeover in the town square!"

The group of happy adventures stood in the town square place, where a whole outdoor styling like platform had been set up.

"Um… Where's the, you know," Ron looked around, "Army type people?"

A randomly stupid NPC replied, "Out."

"And the Governor General?"

"In his basement talking to her monster husband."

"WHAT?"

"Or on a business trip. You can never be to sure these days."

Long story short, Cole saves the day, Gina had like, one random line, and Lady Maggie was all, "DIE VERMIN!"

That was a waste of the author's precious time. Ok, maybe not. It's not like I have any sort of life. OMG, someone's high jacking my laptop.

Hi my name is BlackAries and I'm Brandy's friend and I'm being weird and not letting her do her work. That kitty is creepy looking and staring at me with a stalker/murderer smile.

Rom is cool, even if she's a slut. Because she's one of those funny sluts that people like. Not the brain dead bitchy ones that think their all that when they really aren't.

Oh thank gawd, I have my laptop back. And to spite, ok, just to bug her, I'll leave that there. HA. Damn now can't think of what I was writing. Oh well…

BACK TO THE FUTURE, or rather, the present. I like presents.

"Oh! I totally get it now!" Linda said clapping.

"Really?" Krystal asked with a frown.

"No."

Nelly was still talking randomly in the background, "It's a trap. So yeah."

"We could either blow this ranch up- I mean, save Rock, or we could go see Doris first," Ron suggested.

"Well," Linda said, since for some reason she seemed to be like their leader or something, "Let's go see the Doris chick! I'm almost out of eye shadow anyway!"

And thus, they wasted their time walking back to Palmacoasta. La sigh. What is wrong with hero type peoples these days?

"So… here we are…"

Krystal smacked Linda over the head, "Stop talking, you're making an already boring part of the game even stupider."

"Stupider isn't a word, it's MORE stupid."

"Shut up Ron."

They entered the, parliament building type place, to find it…

Empty. Dead empty. Like Ron's head after a late night. Totally empty. Well, I guess there were chairs and tables and stuff. But NO PEOPLE! But on a plus, the guard guarding the basement seemed to have disappeared into thin air. Or is that thick air?

"I hear something, from the basement," Cole said blandly.

The hairstylist, I mean, mercenary, frowned, "Have you even taken proper acting lessons?"

"To the basement!" Ron shouted, overcome with the sudden urge to move the plot along.

And now to end this off with BlackAries kidnapping my computer again.

Hey again, I'm stupid and just realized what this was! It's the new chapter of G-Switch! I wish I could read it but I will have to wait until Brandy posts it… and you know the stupid keys on this laptop don't like to work for me.

Hi Candice

Um… sorry…

I like Krystal, she's a great hairstylist. I wish I could get my hair done by her like Yuna does. -pouts- But um… stuff? I think that Zelos' name should be called Zina… Xina warrior princess? Regal is Raven for no reason. And um… Presea is Peter…

Yes that's right… PETER… ;;

Linda looked over at the strange brunette, who seemed to be randomly talking to herself halfway down the stairs, "Who ARE you?"

(( . . those aren't confirmed names by the way. Anyway, I'll get back to writing now. Hopefully it won't take as long as this chapter took. Have some cookies.))