A/N: Well, this is chapter two of my little two-shot! This part is Sora's POV. So, enjoy!
My brother, Roxas, is clearly form the planet Earth. Wait, I mean this story is titled "My brother is clearly from outer space right?" Oh, well then Roxas is clearly from outer space. I mean he's the exact opposite from me!
There was this one time on vacation, right? Well, I was all jumping around and talking as loudly as possible while Roxas was talking to Axel on the phone. They were all like "I love you, Roxas" and "I love you too, Axel." And I was all like "EWW!"
Well, anyway, they were clearly sweet talking each other and I didn't feel like listening to it. So, I grabbed the cell phone away from Roxas and ran away with it. Roxas's eyes were red with anger. And I smiled innocently, but soon, I broke out running with Roxas in hot pursuit behind me.
Roxas was like "SORA! GIVE ME THAT BACK! YOU STUPID REATARD! COME BACK HERE!" I couldn't help but laugh…while running for my life. I mean, Roxas has two keyblades…and even though he's younger than me, he IS stronger. Sad really.
So, about thirty minutes later, Roxas was still chasing and I was getting PRET-TY tired. So, what did I do? Well, I stuffed his phone down my trunks of course! Then, I stopped and turned around and faced my brother who looked as if he was going to murder me.
"Hey there, little boy!" I taunted. Roxas snorted like an angry bull. I flinched.
"Sorry to say, but your phone...well…it's in my trunks…" I trailed off, as Roxas's eyes grew angrier. He scares me…a lot…
Roxas lifted one foot forward and angrily placed it on the ground. I lifted my arms as protection.
"Now, now, Roxy-kun. I don't think there's a need to hurt your brother. After all, I did help…a little. Well, this much." I showed with my hand an approximate 0.5 mm. Yup, I helped a lot…
Roxas got even angrier and pulled out his two keyblades.
"Well, ME thinks that you should shut up and stand still!" Roxas then threw Oblivion and Oathkeeper on the ground and ran toward me. And the next thing I knew…well…FELT was Roxas's sandy and hot hand reaching deep, deep, DEEP down into my trunks and scavenging around for his phone. This was a rather…awkward situation… and it was rather uncomfortable… I was twitching the whole time.
Then, finally, Roxas found his phone. He then pushed me too the ground and called Axel. He had him on speed-dial.
Then, when Axel answered, Roxas started sweet-talking him again. He kept saying, "I'm so sorry, Axey-kun! My retarded pet monkey took my phone. I love you!" Roxas then walked away talking to Axel.
I couldn't help but cringe and stick my tongue out every time a word slipped out of his mouth. It's so gross that he's younger than me yet he has a boyfriend! Eww… I never want one…
So, do you see the point in how he and I are different? Well, even if you do, I'm still talking! Sit down and relax.
Roxas, well this is what I used to describe him using his name:
R- retarded
O-obsessive over grades, Axel, and video games
X- X-tremely sensitive
A- always talking to Axel on the phone or on AIM. Also, Anti-Sora
S- Stupid in every way, shape, and form. He's also WAY smarter then me.
Roxas is an over achiever/ perfectionist type of boy. He always has spasms over his homework, tests, and exams. I on the other hand, go with the flow. I rarely study because studying is boring. And, it wastes time. So, I usually run around the house annoying Roxas while he studies. And most of the time, I end up running to the bathroom with a bloody nose and black eye. But, life goes on. Isn't what Roxas is doing to me called child abuse or better, twin abuse?
I wonder why I was named Sora and Roxas named Roxas. I could have been named Joe or Bob or Prince Ali or something! So, with this conundrum, I traveled to the wisest of the wise. The smartest of all humans: Roxas.
I went into his room and asked:
"Hey, Roxas! Why is my name Sora?" Roxas laughed.
"Because Mom thought you were a girl and so they named you a girl name. It suits you well since you ARE a girl. A very girly girl is I may add."
I pouted.
"Thanks for helping anyway." Then, I left.
I don't understand Roxas at ALL. He is such a boring and serious person. I need a more fun brother! I'm bored…so I'm going to annoy Roxas…
A/N: Thanks for reading! Remember to review!