OH NO!!!

I do not own Naruto in any way!!

Hello my adoring fans!! I hope you like this one!!-

XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX

It was a cold day. The wind sent shivers up Neji's spine. Today was the day he would have to face the most dangerous thing in the world. The mere thought of it made him shake. Why me!?!

The Hyuuga compound was only three blocks away. He was lucky enough to have made it this far. Stay calm. If I keep my wits, I should make it. Little did the Hyuuga know, His deepest fear was closing in.

"Neji? What are you doing?" Neji turned around and his eyes nearly fell out his head. There was a flash of green from turning around so fast. "Stay back!!!" He jumped up and headed toured the Hyuuga compound.

"Were do you think you're going!?!" Neji looked in horror as he stared Right in the face of a kunai.

"No!!" He went to jump when he felt a tug on his hair. He flew back and slammed into the ground. (You know the kind with whiplash) "Nice try." He felt frantic. Should I cut off my hair and make a break for it? No! I don't have any choice! Neji almost had the kunai when a green flash pounced on him and tied him in some rope.

"You won't take me alive!!!" Neji was about to cut the rope when he found that the kunai he had in his hand was in the hand of the green demon.

"Nice try Neji. Next time you have to be faster, you are in the spring time of youth." That did it. Neji was seconds away from bighting through hid tong to end the fun of his tormenters.

"Well let's get going." The girl showed a nice smile. Too nice. He felt the urge to scream for Heashi, heck he would settle for Hinata. Lee reached down and picked Neji up in a particularly weird way.

"Let me go!" The weapons mistress just giggled with an evil grin on her face. He knew were they were taking him. If I don't brake free I'll die for sure!

"Here we are Neji." They started to near the academy. He was thinking frantically what to do. He started screaming random things to try and stop them.

"Lee! I'll take you to get some ramen, my treat!!"

"Nope."

"Tenten! I'll buy you new weapons!"

"Like I believe that."

Neji knew it was going to take a low blow to his pride, but going trough the humiliation that could follow if there mission is a success. That sent chills all over.

"Lee! I'll set you up on a date with Sakura!" For a second he stopped and thought about it.

"Like you could convince Sakura. She's such an angle." Neji couldn't help role his eyes as Lee went into his own world.

"Tenten! I'll…I'll…g-g-go out w-w-with y-y-y-you."

Tenten froze. Her face went cherry red. Neji could tell she was down for the count. She looked at Neji with loving eyes. She leaned closer to his face. Neji made a mental gulp at the action. She was inches away from his lips. BAM!!!

A few minutes later Neji woke up with a huge head ace and tape over his mouth.

"MWWMM MMR MMRR MRRNNMM!?!" (Translation "What are you doing!?!")

"Neji!!" Neji looked strait in the face of one mad kunoche. Couldn't she of just killed me and got it over with? Lee stopped in front of a door. He opened it and put Neji on the floor at the door. Neji let out a small wimper.

This was it. He knew one day it would come, but so soon? He though he had at least another few years before he herd the truth. Neji gave a little gasp when the lights turned on. What he saw made him scream, "MNT TNM HMLL!?!" ("WHAT THE HELL!?!")

"Hi Neji. Welcome to sex ed."