Hooray! You're back! I missed you…whoever you are…
REVIEW TIME!
Mokuba's Offical Glomper
WOOT! MOG! (Waves wildly) I'm glad you're sticking around to see this story too! Ah, I can't wait to see what horrible things your going to do to poor little Marik-chan!
You know, it would be funny if Marik moved to…oh god…CANADA! But still. Now I'm kind of ranting. OH! Alister shows up in this chapter, as well as all of his palls! That should make you happy!
Thank you again! Enjoy the chapter!
Bilbo-sama
I can not wait to see what your name changes too…maybe…if I could change mine, I'd become Abnormdaplume from the French-ish (I hope) word no deplume (I think that's it), which sounds like normdeplume, which would be cooler if it got changed to Abnormdaplume. Or Shrilanka-San's Flying Circus…Or KarmaPolice…or GunsNButter…
Sorry, I just felt like ranting. Anyway, WELCOME BACK ON BOARD! And yes, to answer you're last question, I am a girl. What, you thought I was cuddling Seto and Ryo chibis for no good reason O.o.
How many fan letters does Yami get?
Okay, I'm done ranting. ENJOY THE CHAPPIE, AND THANKS FOR BEING BACK ON BOARD!
DhaniCauldwell
I checked out your profile. I liked it!
YAY! Thanks for reviewing! It's great to see other people are reading the stories. I need to write cooler summaries…yes I do…
TA DA! You have seen another chapter of this! I hope you like it! THANKIES FOR THE REVIEW!
Lefthandedfreak, JFM, and Danny the Dolphin
WOOT FOR DANNY THE DOLPHIN! (Hugs new dolphin friend). He reminds me of that Dilbert cartoon I liked so much (ha ha!).
I can't blame you for the delay on reviewing that last chapter. Even from my standpoint…IT WAS BLOODY LONG! Like two thousand words! Holy cow…
Aw, you lucky girl! Whenever you want to enter the dating spree is fine. One thing for sure is I'm not ready. And now, a brief look at what would happen if Shri started dating…
Hot Guy: I really liked that movie, didn't you Shri?
Shri: Yeah, it would have been cooler if it was a cartoon though.
Hot Guy: Uh…hey, here's the restaurant! Fancy pants waiter, table for two!
Fancy Pants Waiter: Do you have a reservation?
Hot Guy: Yes, under Hot Guy With Sparkling Personality and Fat Loads of Cash!
Fancy Pants Waitor: Yes, right this way sir…(seats them down) can I get you anything else?
Hot Guy: Just a water please…
Shri: Double thick banana milkshake please!
Fancy Pants Waitor: Right away.
(awkward silence)
Shri: Hey, do you watch Yu-Gi-Oh?
And it would all go downhill from there.
Anyway, thanks for listening to the rant! APRICOTS! Enjoy this chapter.
Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler
You know, I actually like the idea of Yugi burning Yami's fan letters. Ryo does the exact same thing to Yami-Bakura's (HA!).
Marik plays a very crazy kind of role in this story, so if you thought that was insane, believe me, it's only going to get worse. Let me put it this way; in the last fic, I mistreated all the characters I liked, so imagine how weird it's going to be when it comes to a character I have neutrals feelings toward…
Thank God I only have to take one language at my school. And you can even skip it as long as you take something like business. AND WHO WANTS TO TAKE BUSINESS? And yet, the classes are always overflowing. Oh well…
Anyway, I AM SO HAPPY YOUR BACK TO READ THIS STORY TOO! Thank you so much! WHEE! Please enjoy this chapter!
Blade-fairy
I certainly will continue! I hope you keep reading it!
Enjoy the next one, and thanks for the review!
Fuzzy Bunny
Isn't that the truth?
Anyway, ha! I didn't know. LOCK YOUR DOORS! It was kind of fun making that list, and it took me many weeks not to look at it and burst into giggling fits.
Where are the Mary Sues? Do you mean Tish and Bianca? No, they aren't that bad…OR ARE THEY? BWA HA HA!
Thanks for coming back too Fuzzy Bunny! Please enjoy the next chapter!
LoneFlyinTigers
Yup, it always is!
Tish and Bianca do sound a little like Seto and Joey, huh? Which is odd, because I really wanted them to stand out as individual characters T.T. Oh well, the fic is young! Who knows? There are some very surprising and scary things about them you'll soon learn.
A lot of people really liked the bedtime stories. Hee hee! Anyway, thanks for the review! Catch ya latter!
Amarie Miriel
Hooray! I'm glad you think it looks good so far! Bianca certainly has Joey's brain cell.
I'm glad someone liked the ducky stationary! For some reason, I have been seeing a lot of T-shirts and office supplies and other stuff with frogs and ducks. I don't get it. But still, it makes a killer idea for a fan fiction thing!
I'm glad you still want to keep reading! HOORAY! Thankie spankies! Enjoy this chapter!
Gothangelmyu
Sounds like your really going to like Marik. Believe me, this is only one small step on the many bizarre things that Marik's going to do.
Ah, nothing like making Marik listen to silly bedtime stories. Thank you for the review! Enjoy the next chapter!
Princess Mika of the Shadows, Sarah M, Marik, and Yami
You know, I've never realized it, but 'Cardcaptors' is a little like 'Yu-Gi-Oh' isn't it? Except Sakura gets a really cool wand and the only thing Yami gets is a weird hairdo…
Ha ha! I'm glad to see your still in the Mix Mika/Saz! WOOT WOOT! Please enjoy the next chapter, and thank you as always for the reviews!
Pointe Master
I'm glad you're back too!
Please keep liking it! I'll keep chugging out the insanity! Thank you so much!
Chapter Two
Meanwhile…
In which we discover that sometimes the solutions to all of Man's questions lies in TV.
"Marik," Odion said, poking his head around the door of Marik's room after watching a particularly bad episode of Survivor, where no cool people got kicked off, only the loser ones who were complete foobs. "Are you done crying y-"
Then, he saw it. There, on the bed, was a note folded into an origami chicken, and Marik was missing, with only his favorite plushy, Dipsy-Doodles, on the not-so-well-made-bed.
"Must he always be dramatic?" Odion said, opening up the paper chicken, revealing the note inside.
Odion, I have gone off to find the answers to all my questions, drown my sorrow, think of a cunning plan, and by a tub of Purities Ice Cream. DON'T BOTHER COMING AFTER ME! I'VE MADE UP MY MIND!
"Darn, he's going to terrorize the town again," Odion said, looking for his car keys. "Better go after him before the mob drags him home again…or the police…or the ambulance…."
MEANWHILE, AT THE DARK AND INCREDIBLY EVIL LAIR OF DARTZ, AND HIS THREE IDIOT EMPLOYES CONVIENIENTLY LOCATED RIGHT NEXT TO A LOCAL BORDERS BOOK STORE!
"YOU MONSTROUS FIEND!"
"Dude, it was an accident."
"I OUGHTA TURN YOU'RE FILTHY HIDE INSIDE OWT!"
"I'm sorry already!"
"AH'LL KILL YOU!"
"So I accidentally took your turn," Alistar said irritably as Valon was shooting him many dirty looks and threats (as well as some impolite hand gestures) over taking his turn at computer Monopoly.
"Yeah, well Ah'll just take yer turn then!" Valon said angrily, making Alister's race car trade all his money and property for Baltic Avenue.
"HEY! STOP IT!" Alistar cried.
"IT 'URTS DOESN'T IT? DOESN'T IT?" Valon screamed at the top of his lungs.
"YOU DIRTY AUSTRALIAN SON OF A DINGO!" screamed Alistar.
"BRING IT ON GIRLY MAN!" Valon spat back.
And so, Alistar dived on top of Valon, and the two got into a cat fight along the ground arount the PC that seemed very out of place in an accient temple thing of the great whatshisname-
"It's Leviathan you stupid narrator," said Rafael, suddenly walking into this story, observing the red-headed basket case scratch and tear at the Australian basket case, who was doing very much of the same thing. "Honestly, why do you always fight with each other when you play Monopoly on the computer? It's annoying!"
"HE ROLLED THE DICE FOR ME!" Valon screamed.
"HE'S AN IDIOT!" Alistar screamed.
"As true as both statements are, you should really act like mature adults instead of-hey! THAT MEANS YOU ROLLED FOR ME!" Rafael yelled.
"So?" Alistar asked.
"DIIIIIIIIIIIIEEE!" Rafael screamed, and he jumped into the fight, so now a blonde macho-man, a guy wearing a belly bearing shirt, and an Australian lunatic who looked like Tai from Digimon were know attempting to all kill each other for no good reason at all, as usual.
"WHAT'S GOING ON IN HERE?" Dartz asked dangerously, walking in wearing a chef's hat and a starched pink apron, carrying a pan full of dough in a pair of oven mitts. "You three better not be fighting over a PC game again! I swear, if my soufflé drops, you all will get the worst verbal warning of you're pathetic lives!"
"Sor-ry Mas-ter Daaartz," they all said dully in unison, pulling themselves up and brushing off.
Dartz sighed to himself as he got a good look of his help. "Honestly, I suppose I can't really blame all of you. What with your felonious tendencies, brutal pasts, and overall sugar intake."
"Cool! We don't need to take responsibility for our own problems!" Valon said, as Rafael kicked him in the shin.
"Anyway, the point is that none of us has done anything to outlet our surplus energy for the past couple of days," Dartz said.
"That's not true, we sent five different chain letters today," Alistar said.
"SHUT UP!" screamed Dartz. "The point is we need to do something organized yet evil to pass the time away until we get our own part in the show."
There was silence for a second.
"So…" Rafael asked.
"So, we'll all do something we always wanted to do!" Dartz said. "Now, what's something you always wanted to do?"
"Hmmm…" the three thought.
VALON'S DAYDREAM
"LAADIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEES AAAAAAAAND GENTLEMEEEEEEEN! WELCOME TO THE TWEN-TY FIRST ANNUAL…
MONKEEEEEEEEY….WRESTLING!" screamed an announcer person.
The crowd was wild as everyone in the stands screamed with joy at the pathetic sport of no talent, athletic ability, or strategy.
"IN THIIIIIS CORNAAAAAAAAR, WEIGHNG A CERTAIN NUMBER OF POUNDS THAT HER REFUSED TO TELL US, VAAAAAAAAAAAALOOOOON!"
Several girls screamed, and the guys all whooped.
"IN THIS CORNAAAAAAAAR, A MONKEY NAMED DAAAAAVIS!"
Everyone booed and threw various items worth trash at the poor chimpanzee plush toy.
"FIGHT!"
With one blow, Valon knocked the plush toy out.
"THE WINAAAAAAAA IS VAAAAAAAAAALOOOOOOOON!"
Flowers, gold coins, and screams of joy were thrown on stage, and Valon, looking quite good without a shirt on, basked in his new found pride in his profession.
"This just in," said a random television on the side of the ring. "Joey Wheeler is dead."
"Woo-hoo!" Valon said.
"BYYYYYYY THE WAAAAAAAAAAY! I LIKE YOU'RE DOOOOOOOG BOOOOOOOOIZ!"
Alistar and Rafael stood in the side of the ring, both wearing dog costumes.
ALISTER'S DAYDREAM
"Truly this is a historic moment in history!" said some random TV reporter in a corner of the screen as a bunch of cameras flicked on an off behind her. "Today, every world leader around the globe has decided to end all wars, violence, and terrorism…FOREVER! And, oh look, here's the brilliant man behind it all, Alister, who is clearly not a girly man! ALISTER! May we please have a word?"
"I suppose…" said Alister, dressed up in a blazer.
"Mr….do you have a last name?" asked the reporter.
"That's for me to know, and you to find out," said Alister.
"Anyway, are you excited that your dream is about to finally come true?" asked the reporter.
"Yes, I'm very happy," said Alister. "It took a long time to find common ground in the issues, such as resources, land claims, barriers of ethnicity-"
"I'm not signing this!" said one of the UN members. That's when Alister pulled out the dreaded shoulder Plushie Launcer. The UM member looked frightened for a moment, then quickly signed the bill.
"And a lot of military threat. Yeah, that too," said Alister.
"Well congratulations!" said the news reporter, but then, she quickly listened into her ear piece. "Breaking news! Seto Kaiba is dead…in a long, slow, and painful death…"
"SWEET!" screamed Alister.
"By the way, I love your Dog Boys!" said another reporter from the other side of the room, as Valon and Raphael both sulked in a corner wearing dog costumes.
RAPHAEL'S DAYDREAM
"Yes, truly this is the greatest moment in the history of royal weddings," said a reporter, as Raphael stood on the alter of a church, as his Guardian Cards were being carried up to him, on a white, lace pillow. "Mr. Raphael's three Guardian Cards are what is nothing short of royalty, ever since the disillusionment of the three branches of government. And now, they are all about to be married in one of the grandest weddings to date in history."
The music stopped and the priest cleaned his throat.
"Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today to bear witness to the union of little pieces of paper, and a delusional, muscle-caked blonde loony," said the priest. "Do you, Raphael, take these little pieces of paper to forever be your…marriage partners?"
"I do," said Raphael.
"And do you, Guardians Neatos, Grual, and Kaies, take this screaming loony to be your legal binding husband?"
Silence.
"I do," Raphael said at a high pitched voice at the corner of his mouth.
"Whatever, kiss the cards," said priest.
"This just in," said a TV on the side of the room. "The Pharaoh, and pretty much everyone else in the world, have just died."
"SWEET!" screamed Raphael.
"Oh, and by the way," said the priest to Raphael. "I love your Dog Boys."
Alister and Valon sat in the back row, both wearing dog costumes.
---ooo---
"Aaaaaah…" the Doom Bikers sighed in ecstasy.
"I've got it!" said Dartz.
"Yes?" said the three Doom Bikers excitedly.
"Let's go steal the Millennium Puzzle!" said Dartz, who cheered happily, while all the Doom Bikers looked somewhat disappointed.
---ooo---
Marik was wandering around in the streets, with really sad music playing in the background for dramatic emphasis, wondering how he was ever going to possibly steal the Millennium Puzzle if Yugi never answered his letters.
"There has to be some way," said Marik, as a UFO fell from the sky and crash landed only thirty feet behind him, as bug eyed aliens starting to jump out and zap everything in sight. "Think…think…think…OH PLEASE RA! SEND ME A SIGN!"
So Marik turned up to the sky, waiting for some magical sign from above. Just then, a weird chorus began playing in the background, and the sky began to split apart, as the clouds slowly began to part in the sky, as light started to blossom in the cracks and-
"HURRY IT UP ALREADY!" said Marik, and the music went in fast forward, and the clouds completely split open, revealing the Winged Dragon of Ra there.
"Alright girly boy, what is it?" asked the Winged Dragon.
"Yeah, I have a bit of a problem…" said Marik to the huge winged dragon in the sky.
"There's a psychiatrist and or a doctor down the road. Good day," said the golden dragon, and the sky was about to close up when-
"WAIT! It's not like that!" said Marik, and the clouds opened up again. "It's just that, I want to help conquering the world, and I think that the only way to do it is get this twit named Yugi's Millennium Puzzle. But the problem is, whenever I send him a letter asking him to hand it over, he doesn't write back. What should I do?"
"What the heck do I look like? An agony aunt?" asked the Winged Dragon of Ra.
"Please tell me what to do! PLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEASE?" begged Marik.
"Look pall, I'm a hallucination of a divine being, and I have better things to do than help any sobbing, bleach-blonde twit that comes walking along begging for a sign," said the winged dragon. "So I'll leave you with this. Who do you usually go to looking for divine wisdom?"
"Odion and the TV?" asked Marik.
"Bingo," said Ra.
"SWEET! I'LL GO WATCH TV!" said Marik, running to the nearest Best Buy.
"I need a new job," said the Winged Dragon of Ra to himself, as the sky began to close up, and the chorus died away.
"MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIK!" called Odion a couple streets away, still trying to hunt down his brainless babysittie. "WHERE ARE YOU?"
---ooo---
"Yami?" whispered Ryo to his Yami, who was sitting up in bed. "Yamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii, are you awake? Yamiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii-"
Just ignore him Bakura…thought YB to himself
"YAMI YOU BETTER TALK TO ME, OR I'LL READ NANCY DREW NOVELS TO YOU AGAIN!" yelled Ryo.
"Oh fine! What is it? Like I already know…" said YB.
"Yami…" said Ryo.
He's going to say it thought Yami darkly.
"Will I ever get married?" Ryo asked with huge, happy brown eyes.
"WHY DO YOU ALWAYS ASK ME THAT FREAKIN' QUESTION AT ONE TWENTY FOUR AM?" asked YB.
"Because!" Ryo said cutely.
"OH MY GOD! HOW LOW HAS MY LIFE FALLEN?" YB cried. "I used to be the greatest tomb robber in all of Egypt! And now look at me! I'm a three thousand year old guy who babysits a wussy Hikari, and after all of this, I only have two Millennium Items!"
"So will I ever get married?" asked Ryo.
"I DON'T KNOW!" said YB "I would know if I had the Millennium Necklace, but nooooooooooooooooooo, all I've got is a stupid dream catcher thing and an eyeball! And I can't use the eyeball, because you practically have to maim yourself to!"
"You really have a one-track mind you psychopathic, ranting, shallow minded megalomaniac?" asked Ryo in a sweet voice.
"Shut up, I'm caught in an 'I need Millennium Items' mental spiral," said YB. "THAT'S IT! NO MORE! MONDAY, I DON'T CARE, I'M GOING TO MARCH RIGHT UP TO YUGI AND STEAL THAT BEEPIN MILLENNIUM PUZZLE!"
"This is kind of sudden, isn't it?" asked Ryo. But it was too late, Yami possessed him, and he got shoved back in his little corner of his mind…the not nicer one.
---ooo---
"Okay!" said Marik, sitting down in front of a large, plasma TV on display in Best Buy. "This will be easy! All I have to do is watch a bunch of different TV shows, and when one gives me a great idea, I use it to take over the world!"
Marik picked up the remote for the displayed TV, and turned it to the first channel…to see those weird colored bar things with the beeeeeeeeeeeeeeep to signify the station's off the air.
"CRUD! Next channel!" said Marik, flipping it up one.
"And tonight on 'Nature', we are going to watch violent and suggestive material hidden by the whole 'Nature Documentary' idea, which we defiantly couldn't show on public television if it had anything to do with humans!" said the announcer.
"No, probably not, but that wildebeest does kind of look like Ra…" said Marik.
"I HEARD THAT!" called the Ra hallucination from outside, as Marik changed the channel.
"Next, we introduce a brand new reality show about sixteen men who desperately need to get a new job by creating a great idea for a reality show!" said the announcer.
"Um…a little closer, but no," said Marik, switching the channel again.
"Today on CNN-"
"Definitely not," said Marik, switching the channel.
"On Lifetime Original Women, a widow, haunted by her past, tries to escape the clutches of her ex-stalker by disguising herself as a common teacher in a local high school to get enough money to leave the country on Runaway," said the announcer.
"THAT'S IT!" screamed Marik. "I can disguise myself as one of the students in Yugi's High School to convince him to hand over his puzzle! IT'S GENIUS! Why didn't I think of it before?"
"Because you're insane!" called the Ra hallucination from outside.
"GO AWAY ALREADY!" yelled Marik. "NOW IT'S TIME TO PUT ASIDE ALL OF MY PAST FAILURES! NO MORE TEARS! NO MORE DEPRESSION! NOW I, MARIK ISHTAR, SHALL MOVE FOREWARD WITH MY LIFE!"
That's when a film was run behind him of a huge crowd cheering and clapping.
"Thank you TV!" said Marik, kissing the huge plasma TV on the screen.
"Sir, I must ask you not empower yourself in the display section of this store, or make out with them," said a pimply teen worker.
"Fine! I'll just go have ice cream!" said Marik, happily skipping off to the ice cream store not far from Best Buy, leaving kissy marks all over the Plasma TV.
---ooo---
"Alright kids!" said Dartz to his three…um, 'kids'. "Ready to go off to destroy the free world?"
"Yes Master Dartz," they all said dully.
"Valon, you went to the bathroom, right?" said Dartz. "We don't want to have a repeat of the 'Peabody Hotel Fiasco', do we?"
"I don't need to go…wait, hold on," said Valon, running off to the bathroom. Everyone else sweat dropped.
"Alister, you didn't forget Blanky, did you?" asked Dartz.
"Nope," said Alister, patting his suitcase, which had a little bit of a cloth with teddy bears peeking out form inside it. Everyone remembered the last time he forgot it, and cried all night, not to mention wanted hugs every three minutes.
"Raffy, do you have your medicine?" asked Dartz.
"I don't need my medicine!" said Raphael.
"Raffy, your mentally unstable, so as your employer, I must ask you that if you do want to leave it behind, at least take a lot of really dangerous weapons with you," said Dartz.
"I've got this really big axe," said Raphael, holding up a huge, bloodstained (actually, it was finger paint), double-bladed axe.
"That'll work!" said Dartz, as a flushing sound came from the background, and Valon walked in with a little toilet paper trailing from the bottom of his shoe. "Okay, let's head off to the broomsticks!"
"Aw, I hate the broomsticks!" said Alister. "I was digging splinters out of my butt for weeks the last time!"
"Yeah, use a teleportation spell, you cheapskate," said Raphael.
"Fine! You spoiled little mentally unstable delinquents!" said Dartz, pulling out a huge, pink magic wand with a silver star at the end of it.
---ooo---
Odion continued to follow a trail of silliness in search of Marik. It really wasn't hard, because when a hot, platinum blonde Egyptian dude carrying around a huge, gold stick walks down the street in tears, it's kind of hard not to notice, especially among the female population.
And his search led to a nearby street, where Marik had met his encounter with Ra.
"Oh, the idiot?" asked the Ra hallucination to Odion. "Yeah, he passed by a few minutes ago, probably going to watch TV…"
"Best Buy…" Odion said to himself. "Thanks hallucination!"
"Yeah, keep the hallucination awake all night, it's not like he has a life!" said the Ra hallucination bitterly, disappearing behind the clouds.
"DOOMED!" screamed an old peasant woman in the streets, drapped in a ragged black cape and pointing a knarled finger in Odion's direction. "CURSED ARE YE WHO BABYSITS THE ONE WHO OWNS THE ROD, FOR THOU ART DOOMED! THE RESURECTION OF ULTIMATE EVIL IS AT HAND, AND YE SHALL KNOW NOTHING BUT SORROW! SORROW AND THE DARKEST OF ALL PAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIN!"
Silence.
"Sorry, I didn't catch all of that," said Odion.
"WHAT ARE YAH, DEAF BUDDY?" screamed the old hag. "I SAID-"
But before she could say another word, she was hit by a speeding pickup truck, unfortunately not dying, but plastered to the front of it as it sped off down the street.
"Oh well, bet it wasn't important anyway…" said Odion.
How very wrong he was….MUA HA HA HA HA! MUA HA HA HA HA! MUA HA HA HA-
Sorry, I'll stop.
---ooo---
"My god, what the heck is taking so long up there," said Marik impatiently, waiting at the back of the line in a Purities Ice Cream shop. "CAN YOU HURRY UP YOU STUPID EXTRA TERRESTRIALS?"
The bug-eyed aliens from earlier, the ones who crashed the UFO and started zapping stuff, all turned around and gave Marik a look.
"SOME OF US LIVE ON THIS PLANET YOU KNOW!" said Marik.
"I'm sorry sir," said the cashier, holding what looked like a cross between a button, a jumping jack, and a small organ in her hand given to her from the lead alien. "We don't accept currency from Planet Nor in the Arterial Galaxy."
That's when the alien pulled out a ray gun and barbequed her with it.
"Aw that's cold…" said the barbequed cashier. That's when the aliens got bored and started zapping everything in sight at the ice cream shop, causing everyone to unhappily walk out, upset that they couldn't finish their ice cream because a bunch of aliens were in a frenzy.
"MARIK! THANK RA I FOUND YOU!" said Odion, opening the door. "I had to ask some kid at Best Buy where you headed!"
"Hi Odion!" said Marik bitterly, as an alien began to measure the width of the top of his head. "Guess what? I was going to get some ice cream, but these stupid aliens came and began wrecking the place!"
"Um, yeah," said Odion, quickly pulling him away from the alien, who was just about to dissect Marik's head.
"On the bright side, I figured out what we can do to get Yugi's Millenium Puzzle!" said Marik, as the alien began shaking his fist and yelling in alien dialect at Odion.
"Oh, we're still on that?" asked Odion, dragging Marik out of the half-destroyed store.
"Maybe we can disguise ourselves as High Schoolers in his school, and steal his puzzle then!" said Marik. "Everyone knows that the modern High School is crawling with opportunities of potential muggings!"
"You really are insane," Odion commented.
"SO?" asked Marik.
"Let's just go home," said Odion. "I'm looking foreword to a nice, quiet Sunday…"
"No such luck Odion!" said Marik, as a lazer beam from one of the alien ray-guns missed his empty head. "TOMORROW, WE GO SCHOOL SHOPPING!"
---ooo---
Uh oh...Marik shopping, you know bad things are doomed to happen.
Next time, you get to see the horror of two manic GX character's, the horror of Bianca and Tish's Airline Ride o' Doom, and the worst of all…RICH GUYS WITH PINK HAIR!
Anyway, please come back next week!