Thank you so much to all my wonderful readers and reviews. See you next Friday!
I'm just a little confused…
Ah, irony is cruel, isn't it? I tend to be a bit unsociable, so when massive bouts of colds come, I'm usually all in the clear. But guess what? My little brother came home coughing and sneezing, and guess who he gave it to? The thing I hate most about colds is that no matter how hard you try, you can't have a decent night's sleep, because your body temperature just keeps regulating, and your brain works full speed all night. Thank god this is only a cold with sniffles, stuffiness, and aching joints. Once I had one so bad last year, I was bed ridden for four days straight, I hallucinated my blankets were trying to strangle me (not kidding), and I lost like ten pounds due to the fact I couldn't eat for most of the four days…well, maybe five pounds…
Oh, and for your viewing horror, but we have a super short bonus chapter! (people scream and run) So stay tuned after, okay?
Okay people! IT'S TIME FOR DA REVIEWS!
Bilbo-sama
YAY:D Only three more days!
Gear…it's creepy you know…but I kind of like it…
Azusa…what a scary character. I think I can see a little Mary Sue in her, myself, but usually all of my female characters are…OCS OF SCARY DOOM! And you're going to see just a hint of that in the next chapter.
Try not to destroy the computer downloading more GX stuff! And thank you as always for reviewing!
Mokuba's Official Glomper
YAY RANDOMNESS!
Megatokyo is kind of a gaming comic, so you have to be a nerd who plays Neverwinter Nights every waking moment of her sorry life to get half of the jokes. But still, that doesn't change the fact that I need a hamster conscience ( I WUV YOU BOO!).
I knew you'd be happy ASV and Mobster are back. MUA HA HA HA! INSANITY BREWS! I'm glad someone out there's protecting Alister…
Thank you for the long and funny review! A TRUE MOG ORIGINAL! I'm so honored…ENJOY!
Gothangelmyu
Lord have mercy indeed. I just can't imagine the horrors Tish is going to have to deal with for the rest of this story.
I have a feeling that great stories just don't sell unless you somehow work adorable kids into it. Just look at Shirley Temple. And I find it pretty easy to imagine Marik doing something like that if he ever got his hands on the puzzle.
Thank you again Gothangelmyu! I hope you like this chappie!
Amarie Miriel
I don't think anyone can hate the Dream Tweens…
And I'm glad someone finally noticed the narrator section. That was one of my favorite parts to write!
Azusa does sound a little like Serenity, and I guess I'm not the biggest fan of romance in general (sometimes, but not always), so I can see where the confusion lies. Figured Seto would finally get around to inventing a robot chick.
I guess it always stuck in my mind that I wanted Seto to fall in love with Bianca, because I'm sure he and Tish would be kind of what everyone was inspecting, and if he fell in love with an idiot, there would be more room for insanity in the plot line! MUA HA! Anyway, THANK YOU SO MUCH! May this chapter be as random to your taste…
LeDiva
Odd as it seems, I'm surprisingly okay with Valon getting hit by a truck…
I'm glad I'm having a new reviewer! And I'm also glad you took the time to review all of the chapters individually! I'm glad you like all of the insanity floating around…
Thank you for the fun reviews, and I hope you continue to read and enjoy this story!
Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler
I WUV THE CHIBIS! I want to see Jigglypuff beat up something! Jigglypuff rox! Uh…sorry, you can see I've been a Pokemon fan for many years…
I guess the idea that Shou would spend so much money on one any kind of cards would be a pretty pathetic idea. I should have made it Beanie Babies, then it really would have been funny.
Boy, I wish I had a long lost brother or sister. But then again, having a hard time dealing with the one I know I have…I figure it's best to keep the mystery in life.
I wish I had seen 'Howls Moving Castle', as well as 'Spirited Away'. They're both on my Christmas list, along with the latest volumes of 'Othello', 'XxxHolic', 'Yu-Gi-Oh', 'Yu-Gi-Oh Millenium World', Fire Emblem: The Sacred Stones, (rants on and on and on about nerd stuff).
Anyway, back to the point, looking like an anime character is never a good thing. The only character which I could possibly look like is Sunako from 'The Wallflower' which is about as good as nothing.
Hee hee, neither is being laughed at by little kids.
Sorry. THANKS YOU SO MUCH FOR THE REVIEW AS ALWAYS MIZZ-SERENITY-WHEELER! I hope you enjoy this helping of insanity.
Lefthandedfreak
BUNNY! (Hugs Mojimi Bunny, and runs before he can transform back).
Wow, sounds like you have a lot on your plate lately…IT MUST BE THE CURSE! (are we still on that?).
Uh, anyway, MUA HA! Funny! I love insanity! Though I'm sorry you got robbed and stuff…(sends box of Chibi Plushies).
P.S. How did that date from way back when go?
Okay! Sorry I don't have much else to say…except…(does creepy Hana-Chan like curse on the random pedestrian outside who's stupid enough to commit arsenal on a public street, causing him to hope around and think he's a chicken). THANK YOU AND ENJOY!
The Japanese Wierdo
HI! I'M GLAD YOUR REVIEWING THIS STORY! YOUR'S ROCKS! (Does 'I'm so excited dance')
I'm glad you're enjoying this story! CHEERS! Enjoy!
Pointe Master
I'm glad you're happy the gang is back in the story! They're so much fun! Thank you again for reviewing, and enjoy this dose of insanity!
Princess Mika of the Shadows, and a bunch of other people
HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT WAS MY ADRESS? You're good…except that you forgot 'and Playing Neverwinter Nights/ drawing' in the address. STILL THOUGH, THAT'S CREEPY HOW YOU KNOW!
HAIR DYING! ALL THE COOL YAMI'S ARE DOING IT!
Joey and Valon are beer-swigging buddies…Oh God, IT'S THE END OF THE WORLD AS WE KNOW IT!
Everyone wants a portable fan fiction writer! They're so convenient! Yeah, it's kind of odd that Clamps an all-female group, isn't it? THEY CAN DO SOME PRETTY MATURE STUFF! I only breezed through it once…and I decided it was best to stop after seeing Chi's…on-switch…though maybe I'll buy it when I'm older.
I LOVE LEONARDO DAVINCHI'S HIP AND UBER COOL MESSAGE! Can I print it in my story? Please?
Bandaides are fun! All kinds of insanity start from them! SO ENJOY THIS CHAPTER PLEASE! So long, and thanks for all the fish!
ShadowFire2
SHADOWFIRE'S BACK, SHADOWFIRE'S BACK, WEEEEEE (falls).
Perhaps you haven't noticed, but I can go a little overboard on the exclaimation points two. And the shift key. God bless you shift key (kisses computer board).
I'm glad everything is to your liking so far, and I hope you enjoy the next chapter! Thank you!
Chapter Five
SALMON
In which we realize that Mobster and Shou really shouldn't be left alone together.
---ooo---
"DANGIT!" said Marik, carrying his books to his first class of the day, which turned out to be Global History. "I had that Millennium Puzzle! I had it! And then, RA DARN IT, I JUST LOSE IT! And I can't even use the conforking thing!"
"Duh, you have to read the inscription thingit on your back, remember?" said Odion.
Silence.
"WHY DIDN'T YOU TELL ME THIS EARLIER?" asked Marik angrily.
"One, I didn't realize that you were so empty headed, you forgot, and two, I was too amused by your pain," said Odion.
"Alright, now all I have to do is steal back the Millennium Puzzle, and then…WE'RE ON OUR WAY TO SUPREME POWER AT LAST! MUA HA HA HA HA!" said Marik, doing an evil laugh.
"Marik, stop it, you know how much the author hates clichés…" said Odion
---ooo---
"Okay boys!" said Dartz, fussing over and making sure that all of his 'boys' were neat and trim before they went off to school. "I want all of you to do a good job stealing the Millennium Puzzle, and I want you all to have fun on your first day of High School!"
"Okay Master Dartz…" they all muttered drearily.
"HAVE FUN!" said Dartz, as all three of the Doom Bikers went off to find their lockers. Great tears of pride streamed down Dartz's face. He was so proud of them! They were growing up to be just like he wanted them to be! Just look at their bold, confident strides as they knocked down that kid and beat him up for his lunch money. Soon, they'll be growing up to be serial killers and counterfeiters and practicers of grand theft…and then design games about them, and stock exchange salesmen…
"DARTZ! How long has it been!"
Dartz turned around in horror. He could recognize that silly, German accent tingled voice anywhere. He turned around stiffly, drenched in a colds sweat, slowly turning around to face…him…
"Oh God…" said Dartz in horror. It was him… "Z…Zigfried…"
---ooo---
Meanwhile…
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!"
Thud, crash, BANG! Ka chunk, chunk, chuhuhuhuhuhnk…
Asuka, Shou, Mobster, ASV, and Double S all crashed into a pile of garbage cans not far from Domino City, thanks to the portable Fan Fiction Authoress, causing many to spill over, as well as garbage can lids to roll all over the place…
"Uh…is everyone alright?" asked Shou.
There were a few mutters of 'uh-huh', 'yeah', and a few other words of agreement, as our heroes stumbled to their feet.
"I always liked the plane better myself," said Mobster, shaking herself off.
"Everyone does…" sighed Asuka. "Well, at least we're not far from-"
"Hands up Anime Characters!" said a raspy voice coming from the opposite end of the alley, as a figure clad in a red cloack, holding a Dub-o-Matic 4000, and aiming at them all. The five took no hesitation to raise their hands up in the air, and tears began to well up in Double S's eyes.
"Dubbers…" ASV said chillingly.
"You're correct sir!" said the figure. "Not one move, and maybe I won't give you a stupid name…"
"You'll never get away with this!" said Asuka. "If we come back dubbed, then I swear I'll-"
"Silence, or I'll turn you into Alexis Rhodes, who loves kitties, skipping around in flowers, and making friendship speeches!" said the dubber.
"You scum…" said Asuka.
"Now, who's going to go first, who's going to go first, who's going to go first…" said the dubber evilly. "Hmm…the blue haired one looks like a girly boy…"
"Shou! No!" said Asuka, as Shou was about to pull out his portable death-ray. "There's nothing we can do…we're as good as dubbed…"
"I think I'll call you…SYRUS!" yelled the dubber, as the Dub-o-Matic 4000 was aimed right at his head, a slowly-growing buzz coming from it, as it was about to fire…
WHACK!
With a look of bemused surprise on his face, the dubber fell foreword, revealing behind him to be the balled and triumphant half-smile of Double S, the Dub-o-Matic firing into a while, just barely missing Shou.
"NO ONE DUBS MY TEAMATES!" screamed Double S, grabbing the nameless dubber's arm, twisting it behind his back, causing him to scream in pain, as his head was stomped face-first into the dirt, completely at the mercy of his cuddly captor.
"Never try to dub anyone in this geological area again, do you hear me?" said Double S dangerously. "If you even raise your Dub-o-Matic one inch again, baaaad things will happen…"
"Mfss! Mfss! MFSS FULRURDY!" screamed the dubber.
"GO FOOL! LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAVE!" screamed Double S, unpinning his would-be captor, causing the dubber to frantically scramble to his feet, running away as fast as his legs could carry him to parts unknown, never to be seen again.
Silence.
"Does he always do that?" asked Asuka.
"You have no idea," said ASV. "He's still not living the whole incident at the Christmas Party last year down…"
---ooo---
We now switch our scene to History class, the first period of the day in Domino High School, which was the room with that one squeaky chair…but we don't want to relive that again, so I digress. Anyway, key points of this particular class is that it is covered in maps, is a boring, white kind of color, with really lame posters like 'Breakfast is Cool' and 'Violently Mugging People for Their Lunch Money isn't Cool', and most important of all, the half-dead, but certain statistics all-dead, teach, Mr. J. Rorestor. And this class was doomed to be quite an interesting class.
First is the fact that Ryo Bakura, our favorite not-quite-albino-but-almost British Cutie, was seriously late, Seto was trying to get a hold of his feelings (A/N That was a scary thing to write), and the fact that today was everyone's presentation on Leonardo DaVinchi. Marik smiled evilly to himself, thinking of all the opportunities he had to do something incredibly bad to the students of this class, and finally claim the puzzle as his own!
"Alright class…" the teacher drowned on. "I want you all to present your projects on Leonardo DaVinchi today in a neat and orderly fashion. I will not tolerate slackers, not to mention normal human beings, so expect this to be graded on both quality and presentation. And…begin…"
---ooo---
"My report on Leonardo DaVinchi…" said a random kid. "Leonardo DaVinchi was one of the most masterful inventors, painters, and engineers for his time. He inspired many by his thought provoking images, some of which is rumored to be hiding secret messages from an underground organization. But the real interesting part of DaVinchi…was his personal life!"
Everyone leaned excitedly foreword.
"Leonardo was not the marring type at all," he said in a juicy voice. "Bang, bang, bang, it's one girl after the next for him! He was a roaring, galloping, play-the-field-and-play-it-hard type! And no one was happier to hear the wife was out of town than Leonardo! I swear, when it comes to romancing and leaving, it was Leo all the way! And don't get me started about the fact that he-"
"NEXT!" yelled the teacher, before this presentation got any more…uh, 'in depth'…
---ooo---
"YO YO YO, DUDE IT'S LEONARDO!" said some rapper kid in front of the classroom. "HE PAINTS COOL STUFF, HE DREW STUFF IN BED, HE EVEN DREW STUFF THAT WAS DEAD! OH HO! YO YO, MY BOY LEO, HECK YA!"
"Yo yo, my boy Leo!" said a bunch of background singers the rapper kid hired.
"HE DIG MONA LISA AND VIRGIN ON THE ROX! WHEN IT COMES TO THE RENAISSANCE, HE ROX MY SOX! YO YO, MY BOY LEO, HECK YA!"
"Yo, yo, my boy Leo!"
"HE DESIGNED THE FIRST MACHINE THAT COULD FLY! BUT OLD MONA LISA COULD HAVE BEEN A GUY! YO, YO, MY BOY LEO!"
"That's enough…" said the teacher awkwardly.
---ooo---
"I am a representative of the Leonardo DaVinchi Cult LTD…" said a kid in a black cloak.
"NEXT!" said the teacher.
---ooo---
"Hey! Like, today I'm going to talk about this dude called, like, Leonardo DaVinchi! WHEE!" screamed a overly-peppy-prep kind of girl, with bleached blonde hair, and super-trendy, cost-more-than-a-car-payment clothes. "He was, like this guy who, like, painted stuff! He was born, like, during the Renaissance, like, before they had stuff like TVs, and Video Games, so they had to do boring stuff like paint! Isn't that freaky?"
Everyone was already feeling very wierded out by this girl.
"I started researching him, but then I got, like, totally bored, because he was nothing but a boring old snot!" said the girl. "So instead, I'm just going to sit on this desk and look cute, ranting about how me and my boyfriend are the perfect couple, and why all of you will never look as good or have as good a social life as me!"
"NEXT!" screamed everyone in the room
---ooo---
"Leonardo DaVinchi, painter, inventor, designer, anatomist," said a news reporter person in the front of the room, wearing a suit and tie, clearly not a high school student. "Here in Domino High School, several students are presenting their research on one of the great masters of the Renaissance. But shocking as it seems, it appears that most of the student population doesn't know the health and safety risks behind presenting any information on this man."
"What the…" the teacher started.
"Recent studies suggest that students who come up to the front of the room to present something have more than 2 chance of suddenly dying than people who sleep in the back of the room," said the news reporter person. "What's even more shocking in the recent pole that suggest that fifty percent of the population are girls, contrasted to the fifty percent of the population who are boys. Also, health specialists cl-"
Suddenly, the reporter person went dead silent, and fell right to the ground with a disgusting, sickening thud. He was stone cold dead.
"Next?" the teacher said.
---ooo---
"Greetings to my fellow students…" said a straight-laced looking girl standing in front of the room. "Rarely do I have the pleasure, nay, the privilege to have somebody as wonderful to report about as the great master of painting, inventions, and intellectual thought, as Leonardo DaVinchi!"
"Well, at least this doesn't sound boring," said Marik to Odion.
"Yes, LEONARDO DAVINCHI! The man, no, not a man, a GOD!" said the girl, a little too enthusiastically. "So brilliant, so…so INCREDIBLY AMAZING, so truly, ultimately, mind-blowingly, staggeringly, miraculously, incredibly, superbly MAGNIFICENT, THAT I WOULD TRADE MY LIFE, MY HONOR, MY SOLE IF NESSESSARY, SO THAT THIS MAN WOULD BECOME IMORTAL! I WOULD RATHER DIE A THOUSAND LONG, ATROCIOUS, VILE, SADISTIC, BLOODY DEATHS THAN DARE, DARE, TO EVEN TOUCH, NO, TO EVEN BREATH THE SAME AIR AS THIS SUPERIOR, FLAWLESS HUMAN BEING O-"
"Next," said the teacher deadly.
---ooo---
"Okay, how about this one Odion?" asked Marik, as the girl shot back to the teacher that she wasn't going to sit down. "We convince Yugi that his Puzzle is infested with termites and-"
"Termites eat wood smart one," said Odion.
"Um…fleas?" tried Marik.
"No…" said Odion.
"The dreaded, warlord-like Powderpuff Pixies?" asked Marik.
"Marik, he's never going to believe that," said Odion. "Heck, even you wouldn't believe something so completely, one-sidedly stupid."
"Hey dude, your pen's infected with the dreaded Plutonian Puffer Penguins," said a kid next to Marik. "Can I have it?"
"Sure!" said Marik, enthusiastically handing it over.
"Oh never mind," said Odion. "I have an idea, but we're going to have to wait until a certain someone in this room actually presents…"
---ooo---
Meanwhile, in his usual seat at the back of the classroom, with a wall of unused desks barricading him from any hint of social interaction, except for one where his robotic pall was taking down precise and neat-looking notes, Seto Kaiba was silently going through his thoughts, not at all paying attention to the fact that the girl who was still ranting about Leonardo DaVinchi was fighting against the History Teacher dragging her back to her seat. The fact is that for all these years, he was convinced that he would never ever never ever never ever never fall in love, and now, out of nowhere, he falls for someone. WHY? He decided to try to make deals with himself. Maybe I'm not in love…yeah, that's it. I'm not in love. This isn't a lame, fan fiction, 'somehow try to make Kaiba fall in love' kind of fic. I'm not going to turn into a winged, angsty, shoju-manga-ish pretty boy. No, of course not. It can't be. It's all just a trick of his mind.
That's when he looked down at his binder to see that he wrote 'Crazy Red-Haired Girl Who Knocked the Crap Off Of Joey' all over it in little red hearts. And that's when he realized he was doomed.
"Nii-san, if I do a search under 'Leonardo DaVinchi' if I don't learn anything from the rest of the projects and list my site sources, would that be cheating?" asked Azusa to Seto, who was still in a mental spiral. "Nii-san? Um…Nii-san…"
She poked Seto, but he was much to distracted to listen to her, which it turned out was the most one hundred percent wrong thing to do. You see, Seto forgot that a Manga/Anime freak designed Asuza, which means that, of course, he'd hide a secret flaw in her programming, which caused her to switch data files in basic etiquette skills to file SCD-3924-24-JAS, code named 'Homicidal Maniac With a Huge Desk'.
"NII-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
This got Seto's attention, but only for a minute, because he was then repeatedly beaten by Azusa, who managed to pull up a full sized desk like Bianca did, in a devastating, savage, and hilarious mannor.
"NII-SAN! WHY ARE YOU IGNORING ME?" screamed Azusa, still beating him. "DON'T YOU DARE PASS OUT! SAY SOMETHING! SAY SOMETHING! NII-SAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN!"
"Please don't beat your fellow students senseless Ms. Azusa," said the teacher. "Now it's Mr. Joey Wheeler's turn to present. Mr. Wheeler, if you would…"
"Alright!" said Joey, excited that for some random reason he actually decided to do this particular project. "I'm going to ace this…baby…"
Unfortunately, when he reached into his binder to pull out his report, all he found was…a strawberry Pop Tart.
"Uh oh…" said Joey.
"Joey…why don't you have your project? And…what is that?" Yugi asked, pointing to Joey's Pop Tart.
THAT MORNING
Boy…these Pop Tarts are sure starchy today…Joey thought, happily chewing on his oral report at the breakfast table.
---ooo---
"Oh no, not again!" said Joey, slapping his forehead.
"Calm down Joey, you just need to think…well, never mind, just, uh-"
"Mr. Wheeler…" said the teacher in a very dangerous 'I fail your butt back to kindergarten where you belong blonde boy' tone of voice, tapping his foot very threateningly.
"Wing it!" whispered Yugi frantically.
---ooo---
"Oh jeez, I can't believe I slammed you that hard…" said Tish, frantically fanning Bianca's unconscious body with a notebook on the floor of the girl's bathroom. "I didn't mean to knock you out! Just to stun you! DANGIT BEE! This is our trip to Canada all over again…"
"Huh…what ha…" Bianca muttered, slowly getting to her feet. "Tish! What happened? Where am I?"
"You fainted, and you're in the ladies room," said Tish.
"Why did I faint?" asked Bianca.
"Uh…you tripped?" Tish tired.
"COOL! JUST LIKE IN CANADA!" said Bianca. "Hey, what happened to that blonde kid I was beating like a rug?"
"We have no time for you to rant about…uh, hallucinations!" said Tish. "Marik's still roaming the school, and he could be anywhere right now! I didn't manage to look at his scudule, but I'm sure if we ask around, we'll find him eventually. The sooner we bring him to justice for his terrible crime, the sooner we can get back home."
"And the sooner I can play with my brand new, shiny, happy fruit!" said Bianca.
"Yeah, sure, whatever," said Tish.
"LET'S GO MARIK HUNTING!" said Bianca enthusiastically, springing up, which incidentally wasn't a good idea, because her head banged against a sink she was under, and she fell to the floor again.
"Oh good God, now we're back to square one…" said Tish, hastily fanning her again.
---ooo---
"Okay, here's our plan of attack," said Asuka to her crew of four, all successfully in the high school. "Shou, you and Mobster head to the east wing to make sure the perimeter is secure, and whatever you do, don't draw attention to yourselves."
"DON'T WORRY!" Mobster screamed. "Being inconspicuous is what I'm the best at!"
"Uh…huh…" said ASV.
"SILENCE FOOL!" said Mobster angrily.
"As for you two," said Asuka, pointing to Double S and ASV, "you take East Wing. I would avoid the girl's part of the gymnasium if I were you for obvious reasons."
"Okay!" Double S said cheerfully.
"I'll ask around to see if anyone's seen the main component in the resurrection," said Asuka. "I want all of you to meet back here in one hour. Got it?"
"Right!" said everyone, heading off in separate directions.
---ooo---
"Boy, looking for some guy in a high school during school hours is about as boring as being locked in a closet," said Mobster, following Shou,
"Except between classes, then you get to threaten students with your shoulder cannon!" said Shou.
"Yeah, but that only lasts for, like, three minutes," said Mobster. "Besides, then they report you."
"Good point…" said Shou, suddenly stopping in the middle of the hallway, causing Mobster to bang into his back, which really meant something, because they were about the same height. Our two trigger-happy friends found themselves in the place of ultimate temptation…the cafeteria…full to the brim with vending machines.
"I bet they just got filled to…" said Shou, his eyes shining.
"But didn't Asuka tell us not to draw attention to ourselves?" asked Mobster. "Because, ya know, when you blow up stuff, you can't help but get at least one or two people a little suspicious…"
"Did she tell us not to blow up stuff?" asked Shou.
"Nope!" chirped Mobster. "DIBS ON THE SODA MACHINE!"
---ooo---
"ZIGFRIED!" Dartz screamed angrily. "Why are you here? I specifically moved so that you would never follow me again!"
"Dartz, Dartz, Dartz," said Ziggy. "Iz zis how you say hallo to your brother?"
BUM BUM BUM!
"NO, THIS IS HOW I SAY HELLOW TO BLEEDING PAIN IN THE NECKS!" yelled Dartz. "Everywhere you go, you act like you're something else! It's like you think your royalty or something just because you're rich, powerful, practically own Germany, and have a bunch of hot maids in uniform…uh, BUT YOU ALWAYS ACT LIKE YOU'RE BETTER THAN ME!"
"Well face it, I'm the one Mother likes more," said the German Loony.
"SAYS WHO?" yelled Dartz angrily, his hair fizzing wildly, due to his forehead boiling over in rage, and casing many passerby students to wonder why two girly men were arguing in the middle of the halway (ultimately not wanting to know the answer to their queries). "For all I care, Mother likes the dog more!"
"Vell, you are adopted," said Zigfried.
"I AM NOT!" yelled Dartz.
"You're ten thousand years old, and have blue hair," said the German Loon. "You're a charity case, and thus, Mutti loved me more, and just look at me now! I have so much money, I use it as fancy toilet paper!"
"Maybe so, but I have the most confident team of go-getters, and together, we're going to become the most powerful world-destroying beings in the world!" Dartz said, tears gleaming in his eyes, wondering if he really was adopted, and the lesser-favored child of the family.
"OIM TELLION YOO, IT'S SALMMON!" yelled Valon, pointing to one of the cars in the teacher's parking lot.
"Its' too grey to be salmon!" yelled Alister back, indicating the same car. "It's obviously a kind of ash-pink!"
"Salmon!"
"Ash-pink!"
"Salmon!"
"Ash-pink!"
"SALMON!"
"ASH-PINK!
"IT'S SALMON YOU AFEMINATE GIRLY MAN!"
"IT'S ASH-PINK YOU FILTHY STUPID AUZIE!"
"Ignore them!" said Dartz. "You may have money, power, hot maids, and fancy toilet paper, but I have something that even your fat wads of cash can't buy!"
"Diet soda without that weird after taste?" asked Ziggy.
"NO!" said Dartz. "Talent, incentive, and wit!"
"Excuse me?" asked Asuka, walking up to the two, holding up a picture of Marik in a black, leather dress with red pumps and a handbag, "have either of you two gentlemen seen this man?"
"That's a man?" asked Zigfried.
"No, he's not ringing any bells…" said Dartz.
"Perferect. Jee-yust peachy…" said Asuka. "This is going to take all-"
Suddenly, there came a humongous explosion from the East Wing that was so powerful, that even the windows were shaking in their panes.
"EARTHQUAKE!" cried Dartz.
"ZEE BLITZKREIG AT LAST!" cried Zigfried happily.
"Shou…" Asuka said acidly.
---ooo---
"You're kidding…" said a person draped in a red cloak, consoling the sobbing fool of a dubber who had an unfortunate meeting of Double S in a dark room with all kinds of creepy symbols and torches, surrounded by a circle of other dubbers in red cloaks, adding to the creepy air. "Asuka and Shou…they're here? And they brought reinforcements?"
"Yeah…adorable chibis…" said the man, sobbing again in the other's are.
"No matter…" said the first. "You've done well, Bunny Nose. Asuka and Shou can come as they will…"
"We've just received word that Hayasaka and Tamakashi are here as well…" said another dude.
"It is of no trouble," said another. "All our potential enemies in one place…it will be all too easy to ruin them…"
"We must begin part one of the plan," said another dubber. "The master grows impatient. We must now cripple the schools defenses. Send in…the virus…"
---ooo---
"Uh…my, uh, report on…uh…Leonardo…DaVinchi…" said Joey awkwardly, standing in front of the room in front of students who were already colossally bored (or in Seto's case, in tremendous amounts of pain). "Well Leonardo…is…unfortunately…kind of…on the…dead side…"
"Alright, here's your chance," whispered Odion to Marik. "Now that Yugi's distracted by watching his best friend crash and burn, we snatch his puzzle while he's distracted."
"BRILLIANT!" screamed Marik, slowly creeping foreword, as Joey just stood in front of the room sweating and trying to figure out something to say without sounding or looking stupid, and not doing a good job. Marik was in the seat right behind Yugi, so all he had to do was stretch across the desk, grab the back of the chain that held the Puzzle on Yugi's neck and-
BAM!
Everyone turned around in shock, to see, framed in the doorway that slammed open, our favorite Ryo Bakura, with the look on his face that he was about to do something incredibly nasty…
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I think that's a good place to leave off!
I wish I owned Leonardo DaVinchi, and I really wish I owned the web comic Megatokyo…but I don't…
CHAPTER FIVE ½
UNTITLED
"Alright Shou, tonight's the night that we've been waiting for…" said our favorite Asuka to our favorite Shou.
"WALACE AND GROMIT'S FINALLY OUT?" asked Shou happily.
"No Shou…the other night?" asked Asuka.
"OH!" Shou cried. "I…I don't think I'm ready Asuka…"
"Sorry Shou, the bonds of fate have already been tied," said Asuka. "I'm afraid tonight is, as they say…it."
There was a silence between our two heroes.
"We have everything we need, right?" asked Shou.
"Red Eye?" asked Asuka.
"Extra strong," replied Shou.
"Suicide hotline?" asked Asuka.
"On speed dial," said Shou.
"Aspirin?" asked Asuka.
"Ten bottles," said Shou.
"Extra absorbent tissues?" asked Asuka.
"Always…new box…" said Shou.
The two both sighed to themselves. Then, they both fell backwards onto the couch in the living room where we had set our scene, which was loaded with first aide kits, emergency telephone numbers, as well as self help books dealing with depression.
"Okay Shou…there's no turning back now, you realize that, right?" asked Asuka.
"Uh huh…" said Shou.
"Right," said Asuka, picking up the clicker. "Shou…let's see how bad we got dubbed."
As they silently watched the American Version of the story line play out in front of them, listening to the music, and watching as names and faces scrolled by, there was only one thing that could be said to describe what was to come.
"I wonder how girly your voice actor is Shou," Asuka said.
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Next time, we bear witness to the rest of Joey's project, a deranged school librarian, and…mayhaps…THE RESURECTION OF THE MOST EVILEST OF ALL EVIL! Oh, and some other stuff I guess…
Please excuse the random sentences. MONKEY FRUIT! WOOT!