Way to Destroy a Math Teacher's self esteem #21: Go to class wearing nothing but black and only answer to the name 'Sparkles'.
Wow, chapter six already? This story's going fast…oh, and thank you to the people who wished me a safe recovery from my cold! I feel much better! But then again, my locker just exploded, so I had to lug my books around…
And now it's time to thank all of my fabulous reviewers!
Bilbo-sama
Boy you're really making a habit of reviewing first! YAY!
Anyway, valspeak…brr, scary thoughts. I've had a brush with valspeak in Spanish once before. But I digress.
And now…GX RANT! Because I can! But anyway, is it just me or is Crowler scaring me more and more every day? When he put lipstick on to kiss the fake love note, a) why would he have it in the first place? b) why does it look like he's wearing lipstick already? His earrings are cool though…
Alien…dolphins…
Okay, moving on, SHOU'S ADORIBLE, JUUDAI'S AWESOME, AND ASUKA ROCKS! But still, I really want to see more of Ryou (Shou's brother Ryou) in the show. He looks very interesting…he's got the whole mysterious air. AND 'CHAZZ' SCARES ME! I mean really! What's with his obsession with creating demeaning, alliterate threats to Slipher Students? THAT'S MY JOB! I AM THE MISTRESS OF ALLITERATION!
Okay (hack) I'm done scaring you.
THANK YOU AS ALWAYS FOR THE REVIEW! May this chapter scare you…
Mokuba's Official Glomper
YAY! My favorite insanity!
Boy, Marik needs a bride and fast by the looks of it…anyway! You don't like Bianca much, do you? Oh well, one day our Seto will realize that maybe…Alister really is a girl and the dub cast lied to us again. Maybe…ish…
OKAY! YAY FUNNY! I really like these reviews! (Giggles) I'm glad your dad likes it too! I'm glad to see I'm touching the other generations.
Thank you as always MOG! ENJOY THIS CHAPTER A LOT! PLEASE?
ShadowFire2
You know, I have a feeling that it's hard for any human being to possibly like Zigfried. I suppose I don't hate him, but he creeps me out at times, especially his Japanese princess style hairdo. But no, Dartz isn't much better. I mean, his hair is blue for crying! And he uses mascara, I just know it…
Napoleon was a scary dude. All his portraits had to have made him look at least three feet higher. And why his hand was always in his jacket…I'm really too scared to ask. Though it would be fun to dress up like him though! Hey, that would be a good market…cosplaying actual historical figures…hmm, I wonder.
Okay! Thanks for the review ShadowFire! Enjoy da chappy!
Kiwigirl89
HEY! Haven't heard from you in awhile! Now I know why!
Mean laptops, they're no fun. Anyway, a lot of people seem to like the Doom Biker's daydreams. It took me a bit to think them up though…but still. And I'm glad someone like's Zigfried. For a screaming loony, he sure has a cute brother XD.
Hey, I hope you keep reading! Thanks for checking in!
Pointe Master
Well, Seto has been scaring me rather recently as well, and since I like him, I naturally beat him up whenever I have a chance. Boy, imagine how hard my first boyfriends going to have it.
Yay, it was kind of a crazy idea to make Dartz and Zigfried brothers, but still, they look a little like each other…a little…
Ah, the evil thingits. I'm glad someone asked! What they are shall soon be revealed! Just tune in!
Thank you for the nice long review this time Pointe Master! Henjoy!
Amarie Miriel
I actually wrote down the cold thing pretty early in the week, so I felt much better by Friday! But thanks for being so kind! I'm glad you care! (Gives candy)
Double S and da crew rocks. Whenever you need to beat up dubbers, he's there. I wish I could make a plushie of him…
Raps are actually pretty easy for me to do, because I feel like I'm just writing a poem with a beat to it. Though I don't do it very often. I'm not what you'd call an 'Urb'.
I'm sure we've all had those blank-out moments when you just stand in front of a huge crowd and completely lose everything in your brain. Dartz and Ziggy just look alike, so I thought 'what if they were brothers?' and all the insanity spawned from there.
Tanks for da review! It's been nice hearing from you as always!
Mizz-Serenity-Wheeler
I'm surprisingly okay with Seto being beat up by a chick robot…
I'm sure any mortal man would get in trouble if they ever tried a stunt on a biography project. Hee hee, the argument you had with your sister must have been funny.
Oh nuts! I hope you feel better! (Sends pie) Where am I getting all this food?
Okay, back to the point. Wow! That fight thing sounded like a riot! Or at least a potential riot. All we have is football games…now that you mention it, I'd probably be pretty upset if I got compaired to a male character. Well, mostly creeped out, but still.
THANKIES FOR THE REVIEW HOWL, er, MIZZ-SERENITY WHEELER! Kidding, kidding…enjoy the chapter!
Gothangelmyu
The reports on Leonardo made half of the fun for writing the last chapter. And yes, while incredibly amusing, Double S can sometimes be a bit scary. I blame the fact that he plays RPGs way too much…
YAY! I'm glad you liked Fruits Baskets, and I'm even happier you watch! I've only seen two episodes, but I have all the copies of the Manga to date (That's all I spend my money on, games, manga, cards, occasionally anime...)
YAY! THANKIE SPANIKES! Hope you like this next chapter gothangelmyu!
LeDiva
Dartz and Zigfried turned out to be much funnier plot devices than I expected. Yeah, I'm keeping them.
A couple people really liked the dubber incident too. Yu-Gi-Oh must be the second worst show dubbed ever (Speed Racer still takes first).
THE BLITZKRIEG AT LAST! Er, thanks for reviewing again LeDiva! I hope you like the next one!
LoneFlyinTigers
'Sgood ta seeya back!
Bet you learned a couple things about Leonardo DaVinchi that you didn't know before, huh? I don't know why, but in some horrible, twisted way, I think they are related. Crazy? I THINK NOT!
Dubbers are the people in charge of turning a Japanese show into one in English or some other language. The problem? Often, they cut out scenes and change the dialog for the English voice actors, and they delete out all the swear words too! But really, it's amazing how dubbers can make a show wonderful or completely muck it up.
Anyway, thanks for reviewing again! ENJOY THE CHAPTER!
Lefthandedfreak, Josh the Figment Man, a Pegasus Plushie, and Danny the Dolphin
YAY! I missed Danny the Dolphin!
I LOVE THAT SONG! Um, anyway, THE CURSE KEEPS RESPAWNING! This is just too crazy to be a coincidence…
Congrats on trusting your gut Lefthand! Reminds me of the guy who asked me out and…got expelled four months later…
That sounds like a terribly exciting adventure. Lots of people think I'm crazy and try to make me normal…BUT DEY HAVEN'T GOTTEN ME YET! MUA HA HA! Ah, whatsit land…don't worry about running over pedestrians! One day I will!
Thank you for the review as always! YOU ROCK JOSH! You too Danny! Enjoy da chappie!
Princess Mika of the Shadows, Saz, and Yami
HEY GUYS! Sup?
An audiotape about a bandaid…I'm tearing up already…it sounds so moving.
An evil Manga selling technique, to wrap the dang thing in plastic and let you find out for yourself whether it's racy or not. .hack sounds like a good Manga. Maybe I should put it on my Christmas List.
Thank you tons tons TONS for letting me print the hip and uber cool messages in the story! They're at the end of the chapter! And thank you for the get well wishes!
Chapter Six
THE RED DOG COMPUTER VIRUS
In which we discover the only woman Yami Bakura fears.
"Hello everyone…" said Ryo, with a slight eye twitch, pulling out a bottle of Red Eye from his school bag and chugging it down, sighing happily in relief, briefly shaking off the dizzying effect. "I'm here to…learn, yeah, that's it, learn…"
"Do you have a late pass young man?" asked the History teacher dully.
"Uh, hang on a second," said Ryo , dumping out the rest of the contents of his bag on the floor, which turned out to be five assorted daggers, a hand axe, the bottle of Red Eye, two impaling stakes, one rattlesnake skeleton, his lucky, cuddly rabbit stuffed animal, a flask of High Priest Seth's Ten-Second Cold Remover (been fermenting for three thousand years…that's good stuff…), which he stole, and the late pass, which had a huge slash through it.
"Ah, here we go," he said, holding up the late pass.
"Uh…never mind," said the teacher. "Just sit down Mr. Bakura…"
Bakura slunk to his desk in an almost drunken stride, giggling insanely to himself, and sat right behind Yugi, eagerly twinging at the thought of fresh blood.
"You aren't on the off chanced possessed by your Yami, right?" asked Yugi to Ryo.
"Of course not!" said Ryo, pulling out his Global History binder, which had 'Die Pharaoh, Die' scribbled all over it.
"OKAY! Just wondering!" said Yugi happily.
---ooo---
"I love this!" said Mobster, as she used a shoulder cannon she borrowed from Shou to blow up a soda machine.
"I know, isn't it the best?" said Shou, smiling with joy at the smoldering crater which a snack machine once stood. "OH! DIBS ON THE FRUIT MACHINE!
BOOM!
"SHOU! WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU DOING?" yelled Asuka, as Shou blew up the fruit machine.
"Oh, sorry," said Shou, holding out the bazooka cannon. "Do you want a turn?"
"Is this what you call not being noticed?" asked Asuka angrily. "A NUCLEAR WAR IS MORE INCONSPICUOUS!"
"What's inconspicuous?" asked Mobster.
"It's those heat thingies they use to eggs to make them hatch," said Shou.
"Those are incubators Shou," said Asuka.
"Oh, right, inconspicuous…that…a quality of being…warm and hatching eggs?" asked Shou.
Asuka just closed her eyes and counted backwards from ten to one. She liked Shou, she respected him, but it's days like this when she really wished she was at legal drinking age.
"Okay, from now on, no more blowing up inanimate objects, especially vending machines, on this mission, clear?" asked Asuka.
"Okay…" said Mobster and Shou sadly.
"Well, wherever Double S and ASV are, they're sure doing a lot better than us," said Asuka.
---ooo---
"Hello? Ultimate evil?" asked Double S, looking into a garbage can outside of the main hallway. "Threat to mankind? Destroyer of all modern society? Where are you?"
"It's no use Double S," said ASV to the other winged chibi. "There's nothing we can do to stop this ultimate evil if we have absolutely no clue what this horrible beast looks like. What can we possibly do when we're chasing after something when we-"
"So…you search for the evil one?"
The two whirled around in horror to see a tall, white haired figure behind them. She was at least six foot, and was in traditional goth wear, which included a short, gray coat, black mini dress, scratchy leggings, combat boots, and spiked bracelets. She had a huge braid of white hair that nearly touched the floor, her skin was as pale white as a ghost's here eyes were completely black, and rimmed with black eyeliner. She also wore dark, black lipstick, had a cross tattoo on her forehead, and another odd tattoo on her cheek.
"Uh…I guess so…" said ASV.
"Yes, you have that distinct 'Going off to Save the World' look," said the Goth Chick. "Well, if you're going to hunt down this unholy demon, you'll need information, correct?"
"Yes…" said Double S.
"Of course you do, of course," said the Goth Girl. "And you wish to know who exactly has this information, yes?"
"Look, are these questions you want a serious question for, or just ones to freak us out and force us to give you a strained respond to give yourself a cheep laugh?" asked ASV.
"Oh, that's tough, I'd have to say about twenty two percent serious, seventy eight percent cheep laugh," said the Goth Girl. "Anyway, you want to know if I have such information, am I-"
"Stop that already!" ASV said.
"Sorry, just wondered if I could get away with it," said the Goth Girl. "However, the information that I have hidden deep in my heart comes at a high…almost unbearable price…"
"And we're all for high, almost unbearable prices," said ASV, rolling his eyes.
"What do we have to do?" asked Double S.
"You must…solve this algebra problem of moderate difficulty, showing all work, as well as checking your solution," said the Goth Girl, handing over an algebra problem written on a piece of paper to the two.
"NO! THERE'S FRACTIONS IN IT!" cried Double S.
APROXIMATLY FOURTY EIGHT SECONDS LATTER
"Oh thank God, that one's been puzzling me all day," said the Goth, tucking the algebra problem in her super-long coat sleeve, revealing her black painted nails. "Still, who would have thought the answer would be a small house in Surrey?"
"Yeah, who knew?" said ASV, as Double S was still scratching his head in confusement.
"Anyway, you wish to receive this information now, yes?" asked the Goth Girl.
"I told you to stop that!" said ASV.
"So sorry, bad habit," said the Goth Girl. "Anyway, down the stairs, at the very base floor of the school, there's a boiler room, with one boiler that whistles and rumbles day and night. Behind it is a door, painted black, with one word painted across it in thin, fading red letters…Pandora…it's a very nice Janitor's Closet, but it doesn't have any information of the evil one in it."
"And you said it because…" asked Double S.
"Again, I love freaking you out…" said the Goth Girl. "Just go straight down, go left, then right, and it's your third door to your left."
"Thank you!" said Double S cheerfully.
"And by the way, did you leave your lava lamp plugged in before you left?" asked the Goth Girl to ASV.
"Wait, how did you-" ASV asked.
"You shouldn't you know, it's wasteful, as well as a fire hazard," said the Goth Girl. "Oh, and don't either of you bother buying a lotto ticket tonight, you're not going to win. Have a nice day…"
The girl turned on her heel and walked down the stairs to her class, leaving the two alone and staring in disbelief at where she treaded.
"That was the fourth creepiest person I have ever met in my entire life," said Double S.
---ooo---
Mrs. Edna Wendelton was by almost all means a very common school librarian. She was fifty seven years old with gray hair and green-gray eyes, her hair always in a bun, and always wearing a nice, clean sundress, even during the winter, a calm yet tired-looking demeanor, and was married to a Deputy Police Officer in the DPD. She had two cats, named Mittsy and Donald, one after Donald Duck, her favorite cartoon character growing up, and she spent nearly all of her free time reading or knitting, as well as dusting and card cataloging all of her precious books.
However, there was one little detail about this librarian that made her a bit different than many of the libraries in the county, or even the geological area. She was of the one or two librarians on record that was mentally and emotionally unstable, and had extremely homicidal tendencies.
Unfortunately, this was a bit of odd information that Bianca and Tish didn't know as they walked into the story line.
"Figures there'd be a line by the time we got here," said Tish to Bianca with a yawn. "My God, I need a nap in the worst kind of way…maybe a nice cup of extra milky tea…"
"Excuse me, I want to bring back this book, but it's a day late," said an innocent Freshman standing in front of Tish and Bianca, holding a copy of Harry Potter and the Lunatic of Southern Kent.
"HEATHEN!" screamed the librarian at the top of her lungs, holding up a huge axe, which she was about to strike down on the girl in one, decapitating blow. " HOW DARE YOU BRING YOUR PUTRID SIN TO CONTAMINATE THE SANCTITY OF THIS LIBRARY? YOU SHALL PAAAAAAAAAAAY!"
"Okay, overdue books are ten cents a day, right?" said the freshman guy, fishing through his pockets while trying to find a dime, oblivious to the fact that the librarian grabbed the arm that held the axe, wrestling herself to the floor to stop him from brutally slaughtering the boy, who sighed in frustration as his search only yielded a penny.
"No…I don't need it…just go away…" the librarian managed to gasp as she still wrestled herself around the floor to prevent her dark side from completely taking over.
"Hang on, I'm sure I have a couple nickels in here or something," said the freshman kid.
"NO! GO! BEFORE I KILL AGAIN!" screamed the librarian, now in fits of utter pain damming back the violently bloodless, and the great craving for the taste of human suffering.
"Whatever," said the kid, walking out to get a new book. Tish awkwardly advanced in the line, while Bianca skipped off to look at the picture books.
"And what…do you want…" asked the librarian, struggling to a standing position, still looking like she was holding back a juggernaut of power, her bun much more ruffled, with loose strands falling wildly all around it.
"Are you going to be okay?" asked Tish.
"Oh yes…this is nothing compared to that day…" said the librarian. "November Seventeenth, nineteen years ago…I shall toil in this library forever, begging…one day…for redemption…"
"Boy, the job market's worse than I thought…" said Tish. "Anyway, do you have a research computer I can use?"
"Over…there…" the librarian said, weakly pointing to a computer in the corner of the room where computers were lined up.
"Thank you," said Tish. The computers were actually very nice, but were on a bit of a slow system, not to mention that Tish didn't have a student password, so she had to hack into it using her own system methods.
"TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH, will you read me The Hungry Little Caterpillar?" asked Bianca, hopping over to the computer Tish was at.
"Not now Bianca, I'm trying to access my account on HQ's home site," said Tish on 'Secret Organizations Jump dot com'. "Huh…here we…what the?"
For some reason, she tried to click on it, but the cursor refused to move onto the icon to the site.
"What's going on?" said Tish, trying to get in. "It's like the computer's refusing to let us anywhere outside of the school bandwidth…"
"I like the pretty pictures," said Bianca, flipping through the book.
"We're virtually locked in! I can't believe this!" said Tish. "This is the most complicated firewall I've ever seen!"
"Hello Victim!" said a peppy, robotic voice from the computer. "You have just received the Red Dog Computer Virus!"
"WHAT THE-" yelled Tish.
What happened next was the most destructive computer virus Tish had ever seen. First, a small, red dog head appeared on the screen, quickly saying 'Raow?', then with a millisecond burst of static, there would be two, who would both simultaneously say 'Raow?', and then there would be another burst, and there would be four, then eight, then sixteen-
"SHE'S GOING TO BLOW!" screamed Tish, grabbing Bianca, then performing a really awesome ninja-y kind of move, catepalting herself and Bianca over a tall book shelve holding reference books from 000.00 to 055.23, and just in time, for with a huge boom, the computer exploded in a fiery blast of heat and light, spraying silicon and hot plastic every which way.
"Oh…my…God…" said Tish in horror at the fiery lump of melting plastic where her computer once stood.
"CAN I MAKE THE NEXT COMPUTER EXPLODE TISH?" asked Bianca happily.
"Bianca, this is bad. There is no way a computer virus of this destructive capability can possibly be made by nothing less than a powerful organization," said Tish. "This is the first virus to my knowledge that actually makes a computer completely explode…this is worse than the 'Soft Cat Virus' crisis a couple of months ago!"
"But I want to make a computer explode!" Bianca said.
"There's no time to lose!" said Tish. "Bianca, I need you to find me a laptop computer, any one will do, so I can try to break through the firewall and destroy the virus before the schools entire electrical system has a meltdown. I need to stay here and make sure no one logs on."
"RIGHT!" said Bianca. "One Lappy Toppy Computery coming right up!"
With that, our dimwitted friend rushed off to find a personal laptop computer, while Tish sat back to realize just how entirely doomed they were.
---ooo---
Meanwhile, just after Ryo was dismissed to his seat, Joey was still helplessly floundering with his newly wung project on Leonardo DaVinchi. If I was feeling in a particularly malicious mood, I would comment on how much he was completely failing, losing all sense of dignity by performing 'The Leonardo DaVinchi Dance', which turned out to be the most pathetic cross of the Electric Slide, the Funky Chicken, and The Macarena'. Not to mention that he was making up some of the most stupid facts about Leonardo DaVinchi ever, such as that he had a car hiring service, in his free time he played golf, as well as sold OTC wart removers, and that he was actually a small penguin in a zoo south of Albuquerque, making this project by far the stupidest, most once sided, terrible, awful, dreadful, poor, appalling, horrific, shocking, and frightfully dim presentation yet.
But of course, I'm not feeling in a malicious mood.
Anyway, the important thing was that after being moderately distracted at the grand entrance of our favorite possessed little friend, and wishing he could have a swig at that Red Eye (but not the Headache Remover, he couldn't take the really hard stuff), Marik finally got back to his original plan, which was to steal Yugi's puzzle.
However, he soon discovered that such became a task in itself. First, while he was amazed that Yugi didn't notice that his puzzle was moving on his neck due to being so absorbed in Joey's failure, but also getting it off was a bit of a problem. You see, for some unknown reason, my guess on a silly little whim, Yugi had the strongest urge to douse his hair with an extra large amount of gel and hairspray that morning, making his hair having both the flexibility and the structure of solid concrete. So Marik found it nearly, well not nearly, completely, impossible to actually tug the darn thing off. He tugged and pulled and struggled, banging and scraping the chain against Yugi's head, and still he couldn't get it off (boy, if Yugi's concentration is that intense, he should seriously consider a career as a High School Teacher).The second obstacle of the Millennium Puzzle…actually getting the bloody chain off from around the neck of a star-shape haired loony.
However, as Joey was just talking about to talk in depth about Leonardo DaVinchi's sick fascination with Michelangelo's belly button, Marik tripped upon a stroke of luck. A piece of Yugi's hair, the bottom left point to be exact, completely chipped off, falling to the floor with a rocky sort of clunk. This gave Marik enough room to whip off the Puzzle, causing it to be in his grasp once again. And with that, some sinister fanfare played in the background again, and Marik was about to start a triumphant evil laugh when-
"MUA HA HA HA HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
Someone else beat him to the punch.
"WHAT THE FRICK?" Marik yelled spinning around on his chair. Then, he saw YB, screaming his head off in his classic 'I've gone mad again' kind of laughing pose, clutching the Millennium Rod, which he had took the liberty of sneaking out of Marik's bag while Marik was trying to get the Millennium Puzzle off of Yugi's neck.
"HEY! THAT'S MY ROD!" said Marik angrily at YB. "GIVE IT BACK GIRLY BOY!"
"Look who's talking!" said YB in his dark, incredibly hot voice. "Besides, why should I? You were stupid enough to turn your back on it. And I emphasize the word 'stupid'."
"WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HIM ODION?" asked Marik angrily.
"What?" asked Odion, who was too busy having massive giggle fits at Joey's project to know that Marik was even talking until now.
"I'LL BLOW YOU UP!" said Marik, once again trying to make a serious effort to make the Puzzle blow something up, while Odion just rolled his eyes.
"That's a good one!" said YB. "I AM ONE STEP CLOSER TO MY ULTIMATE GOAL OF POSSESSING ALL SEVEN MILLENIUM ITEMS! And now…ISHALLAUGHINSANELY! MUA HA HA HA HA HA! MUA HA HA HA HA! HEE HEE HA HA HA HA! WHO HO HA HA HA! HEE TEE CHEH HEE HA HA-"
"Make him stop Odion!" said Marik, covering his ears and looking like he was on the verge of tears. Odion sighed at the patheticness of this whole situation, grabbed the Millennium Rod out of YB's hands, and stuffed them in Marik's.
"I WANTED SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE DRAMATIC ODION!" said Marik, holding both the puzzle and the Rod.
"What do I look like, a James Bond Movie?" asked Odion. "Make your own dramatic scene!"
"FINE!" said Marik, hopping on a desk, while somehow Joey continued to talk about Leonardo DaVinchi and everyone else watched him intently. "HA! Now who's laughing you silly, white haired pansy? I gots da shiny gold and you don't, ha ha ha ha ha HA! Now, how can I rub this in your face?"
"YOU FOOL!" screamed YB in bug-eyed horror, staring at Marik. "You can't stand with the Rod and the Puzzle so close together! It's dangerous! It's unethical! IT'S HAS THE INCREDIBLE POTENTIAL TO BECOME A REALLY SCARY PLOT TWIST!"
"Cheyah right," said Marik. "What do I look like, some boob screaming at the top of a desk?"
"YES!" said YB. "Whatever you do…DON'T CROSS THOSE MILLENNIUM ITEMS!"
Now, this is when cruel irony really plays its part in the story. You see, as you know, ever since Briar Rabbit said 'DON'T THROW ME IN THAT CONFORKIN' BRIAR PATCH!' crafty fictional characters always love to play that trick that when their in a sticky situation, they somehow use reverse psychology to make the antagonist do exactly what they want them to do. However, due to a shocking twist, YB actually asked, in desperation, to not do what he actually wanted not to be done. Of course, since Marik fits the traditional dim-witted fool, he, of course, followed the tradition.
"Oh cheyah right!" said Marik. "I bet that's exactly what you wanted to do pretty girly softy…THING!"
"I'm serious you git!" yelled Yami Bakura. "If you cross the Rod and the Puzzle, it will awaken the most devastating force known to man! TRULY IT WOULD BE THE MOST DESTRUCTIVE PAWN OF SATAN THE MORTAL WORLD HAS EVER SEEN! Which now that you mention it is something I'd really like to summon, BUT DUE TO THE FACT I WOULDN'T BE ABLE TO CONTROL IT-"
"CORK IT FAT HEAD!" said Marik. "I'll show you Pawn of Ultimate Evil!"
And then…oh horrors…well, I think you can guess with he did. When he did, there was a massive pulsation of dark power so dramatic, that both items were thrown out of his hands, and he was thrown to the floor. With that, a wave of completely evil energy surged in an ever expanding ring, completely destroying the windows in the room, and actually snapping the teacher out of his fantasy of how awesome it would have been if he made it through law school.
Anyway, in unrelated news, Asuka suddenly had a terrible, unknown shock at the back of her head, which could only be that horrible feeling that she screwed up big time.
Anyway, now, in the middle of the room, there was a circle writing itself on the floor, as well as a twisted, evil looking kind of symbol (with a distinct Egyptian look) was writing itself on the floor, and spawning from it seemed to be a dark hole, with pulsating lightning through it for effect, began to generate.
"No…you can't have…" YB choked in horror. "Oh no…she'll want to take me first…you demon…you…you've unleashed…"
"BAKURA!" screamed an old, white haired lady, who style was similar to Bakura's, with trifocals, an old blanket wrapped around her shoulders, and a cane. "HOW COME YOU NEVER CALL?"
"MOTHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEER!" screamed Yami Bakura in horror, as the old lady strode right up to Yami Bakura and grabbed him by the ear, dragging him into the portal, as he screamed and cried for mercy, and everyone in the room sweat dropped.
"I can't believe you Bakura, not writing or calling me or anything for the past two thousand years…YOU'VE HAD ME WORRIED SICK!" said YB's Mom, dragging him deeper into the hole, her voice slowly tapering off. "Oooh, I swear, when we talk to your father about this, he's going to give you the worst talking to of your afterlife…"
And then, everything went quiet.
"So…what are we going to do about the huge hole in the floor?" Odion ask.
"Just ignore it I guess," said Marik.
At that Moment, Ryo got kicked out of the portal, landing hard on his stomach, as it closed up, but still leaving a huge, weird magic symbol thingy on the floor.
"They didn't want me!" Ryo said sadly.
"Why would the netherworld want a white haired British fruit loop?" asked Marik. "Ah, whatever, at least we have-"
"THERE'S MY PUZZLE!" said Yugi happily, picking it up as the bell rang behind him, causing him to skip out into the hallway to change classes with all his other friends and stuff, including Joey, who was very happy to get out of the room, but not happy with the idea that he'd have to come back tomorrow to find out what his grade is.
"Oh well…there's always gym," said Marik with a shrug, as Odion just sighed.
"Come on," he said, walking out of the room. "Nothing of importance could possibly come out of this room anymore anyway…"
---ooo---
"Um…Raphael, you can seriously stop baking now…" said the Home Economics teacher to Raffy, who was still making culinary masterpieces.
"Five more minutes…" Raffy begged.
---ooo---
The Global Teacher decided that since this period was his free period, it would be a good chance to kick back and read some One-Shot Fan Fictions that he printed out last night just for the purpose (usually he graded papers, but since he failed everyone so far, there was really nothing left to do). No one knew that he shall be the first victim in the true Pawn of Ultimate Evil's path.
For the mysterious magic symbol in the middle of the room lit up again, and crawling from it came the most bizarre, disgusting, and sinister creature every to be thought up in an amature fan fiction comedy. One slim, friendship braceleted arm slid out, followed by a thigh-high, pink, platform boot…
The teacher turned to this horrific creature and screamed.
"New…best friends…" the beast said.
---ooo---
And now ladies and gents, for a special bonus whatsit, I have, here today, written by the way awesome Princess Mika of the Shadows, Leonard Da Vincio's Hip and Ubber Cool messaged to all you readers who want to know the real truth about Leonardo Da Vinchi! I got them from a review, and I asked to put it in the story, and this was their response:
YO SHRI!
I like fish! They are da bomb! Anyways I was just playin Duel Monsta's wit ma homies Ya' and 'To (Saz: he means Yami and Seto) and dey told me dat ya wanted ta print ma hip and uber cool lettas in ya story. SO I AM WRITING YA ANOTHER HIP AND UBER COOL MESSAGE TO SAY YA CAN PRINT IN IN DA STORY, BECAUSE DA STORY IS DA BOMB!
I must leave now, I hafta go chill wit da Gorrilaz! starts rapping FEEL GOOD! FEEL GOOD!
THANK YOU MIKA! Ladies and Gents, facts about Leo from Leo…
LEONARD DA VINCIO'S HIP AND UBER COOL MESSAGE
Yo ma homie! Dis is Leonard da Vincio here. I luv ta chill in da crib and read fanfiction. Did ya know dat Seto likes wearing drag and has a thang for ma homie, Bob? Well, anyhoo, I luv ya story man, it's da bomb. I heard ya was gonna puts me in the story (or at least ma totally uncool counterpart). So I am here ta correct all da information ya gots bout me in case ya gots it wrong!
Kay, a lil bout me and da homies.
1. I AM DA BOMB. And I'm sexy.
2. Ma homies are Mic (Michaelangela), Ass (Assachelli) and Raff (Raffael). ROCK ON!
3. Ma most famous painting is QUANTITYSHIPPING: Da dedication ta da love of Bob Cecilia Ferdinand 'n Seto Kaiba, two of ma bestest homies.
4. I like ta paint frescos in da hood.
Yeah, dat's all I gotta say now. so make sure ya don't gets the info wrong, capisce? I don't want ma homies out there gettin' da wrong message.
PEACE OUT,
Leonard Da Vincio...
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The author would like to stress that to current knowledge, Seto does not wear drag and have a thing for Bob Cecilia Ferdinand…
I LEFT OFF ON ANOTHER EVIL CLIFFIE! SUFFER FOOLS! Oh, and I'm sure a few readers have enough foresight to see what's coming up next.
Next time, see Bianca meet 'The Korean Kid', the horrific beast begin to tear the school inside out, Dartz and Zigfried entering one of the deadliest games of online hearts known to man, and even…MOTIVATIONAL TENOR SINGERS! OH GOD! PLEASE! NOOOO!
See you next time!