Summary: After "Forever Charmed", the girls and their men decided they wanted to get away from the city. In fact, they wanted to get away from the west entirely. So they moved to the small town we all know and love, Stars Hollow. Totally AU. Luke & Lorelai are together. No April or Anna. Oh ya, Coop & Phoebe are already married. Something else I wanted to add. Leo is a Whitelighter again, but the girls are his only charges. It's sorta a thank you present.

Brand New Life

$50 For a Mother

A/N: I haven't updated in a while, so I am trying to write another chapter. I know what I want to happen, but I am not sure how I'm gonna get there. Oh well, we'll see how it turns out. Oh, and I'm gonna refer to them all as the Halliwell clan, cuz there are too many last names.

Disclaimer: I am too tired and bored to think of a witty disclaimer so you're gonna have to stop being an idiot and realize I DON'T OWN CHARMED OR GILMORE GIRLS! Hey, kinda witty:)

It was another normal morning for the Halliwell clan as they sat at two tables put together at Luke's. Hey, did you see that? Normal. It was another normal morning. Cool! Piper's dream finally came true! Lorelai had joined them about five minutes into their breakfast.

"Hey, guys, what's up?" Lorelai said, pulling a chair up to their table.

"We were just talking. Before Paige came in here this morning, she stopped by the post office and met the infamous Kirk," Piper said.

"Oh no, what'd he do this time?" Lorelai said.

"He tried to get me to sell his mother. He was talking quite fast, but I did catch words like 'allergic' and 'Lulu' and 'gotta get the house to myself'," Paige explained.

"Oh, ya," Lorelai said. "Kirk believes his mother is allergic to his girlfriend Lulu. It's been that way for a while. He's offered to sell her to me a few times. One time he actually tried to bribe me to take her. He said he'd give me fifty bucks to take her off his hands. Like I've told you before, he's quite strange."

"Ya, I know what you mean. Being from San Francisco, I've seen many strange people. That's why we fit so well when we lived there," Phoebe said. Then, as soon as she said it, she clapped her hand over her mouth.

"What do you mean?" Lorelai asked. "Are you guys like contortionists or something?"

"Um…no, she means we just have very odd personalities," Coop explained.

"Oh, okay," Lorelai said with a confused expression on her face. Then she decided to just let it go and motioned towards Wyatt. "Can I hold him?"

"Sure," Leo said, picking him up and handing him to Lorelai.

"He's so adorable. Luke!"

"What do you want, Lorelai?" Luke asked from the kitchen

"Come here!" Lorelai demanded. Luke set a towel on the counter and walked over to the table.

"Yes, Lorelai?"

"I want one," she said simply.

"One what?" Luke replied.

"A pancake, Luke."

"Ok, I'll get you your pancake," said Luke turning away.

"Wait, Luke, I was being sarcastic about the pancake. Although I do want a pancake."

"So what were you talking about?" Luke asked, thoroughly confused. Piper, Paige, Phoebe, Coop, Henry, and Leo all laughed quietly to themselves.

"A baby Luke, I want a baby."

"Lorelai, why don't we get through the wedding, and then we'll talk about those kinds of things," said Luke.

"Meanie," Lorelai pouted. All through breakfast, Lorelai played with Wyatt. Then when she had to go to work, she waved goodbye and walked out the door. As soon as the bell on the door jingled, a cloud of blue and white orbs appeared, and Wyatt disappeared.

Outside, Lorelai was walking towards the inn with her arms folded when all of the sudden, she saw some blue and white lights, and something appeared in her arms. She screamed, and then realized it was Wyatt. She started heading back towards the diner where she saw Piper and Leo coming out the door. When she got closer to them, she noticed their faces were covered with the look of pure terror.

"Um…mind explaining how he appeared in my arms out of nowhere?" Lorelai asked.

"Oh, well…um…you see, uh," Piper stuttered.

"Can we tell you somewhere a little more private?" Leo asked.

"Ya, um…we can go back to my house," Lorelai said, still completely confused by what was going on.

"Okay, um, I should bring my sisters too," Piper said. "Let me go inside and get them and pay."

"Okay," Lorelai said. She felt like she was in a dream. Piper went back inside the diner with Leo and returned a few minutes later with her sisters and their husbands.

"Okay, lead the way," Paige said. Lorelai started walking towards her house wondering what exactly these people were.

A/N: Okay, so that's not very long, but at least I'm updating. And it's the second story in one day that I've updated. So it's not bad. I hope you like the way Lorelai found out. It's kinda quick, but I needed to write it in so I could write something. Okay, so, uh…please review. :D