This Thanksgiving, I am thankful for:
Comfy Boots
Monty Python
My fantastic family (including my pets) and
My fabo reviewers
WOOT! Okay everyone, we've made it past ten chapters. Yay! (Claps) And thank goodness I recovered from a stomach bug which AGAIN my brother gives me so I can enjoy pigging out on THANKSGIVING! And it's officially the start of the Christmas Season, which means that Mum will spend all of Black Friday watching HGTV specials. On a much nastier note, Fubuki gets dubbed ATTICUS! WHO THE BEEPIN BEEP NAMES A KID ATTICUS? It makes him sound like a 'Little House on the Prairie' reject!
Some of my reviewers are missing. Like An Angel in Tears and Lefthandedfreak and a few others. Sniff…I MISS THEM!
Thank you as always to the fabuloso reviewers!
Mokuba's Official Glomper
Again, I was smart enough never to go near one again. Though my reaction was quite similar to yours…
Fortunately, I don't think there are many Kaiba fangirls in my school (most of my friends fangirl over their own characters), so I'm pretty safe. But one day it will dawn on my brother, and I will need to dig up some serious black mail material to keep him quiet, cause if there are fangirls, I don't want to butt heads with any of them.
BEEPIN LIVE JOURNAL! I think you have to sign up for it or something. And the story to me…SO SWEET! I still need to read more of Bananawing's story, for some reason she seems to update every three minutes so it's hard to keep track o.O. Anyway, thanks as usual for the review! HENJOY DER INSANITY!
Shadow Cat
Jeez, not that many people put it so bluntly!
In the future, could you please try to make your flames a little wittier than three sentences? You aren't going to destroy many authors' self esteems if you do them so darn short! You didn't even yell at my grammar or anything! Tisk tisk…where's the fun in that?
Bilbo-sama
I was thinking more sixty ish myself…
NOT THE EUKELALE OF DOOM! AND FOR THE LOVE OF HEAVEN AND EARTH WHO NAMES A KID ATTICUS? I can't get over that! Fubuki to ATTICUS? What the BEEPIN' BEEPIN' beepbeepbeepbeeepbeep are those dubbers thinking? Yeesh!
I'm actually familiar with RPGs, (NEVERWINTER NIGHTS ROCKS! (bonks Nathyra and Deekin)) and I was kinda hopin the LJ community was some sort of online RPG because I'm trying to find a good one, and they're all absolute CRAP!
I'll read you fic of DOOM as soon as I can! And could you do me a favor? What happened on the last two episodes on Thursday and Friday? I was out pigging out on Turkey on Thursday, and on Friday, Mom needed the TV to watch all of the Christmas specials on HGTV. Thanks! PEACE! Enjoy the next chappie!
LeDiva
What better for a crusty old doctor to come back as?
Yes indeed, I'm sure that whoever Yugi opens up too ends up hospitalized in the funny farm soon afterwards. Nuthin' like a little bit of Fubuki to brighten up any fic! He's probably the most insane character I've introduced yet, and that's saying something!
Thanks for the fun review! Hope you enjoy the insanity!
Pink-kiss-candy
Judge Serenity actually does remind me of Judge Judy/Trudy, and as usual, Marik just keeps on screwing up. Hey, since when have hallucinations ever made sense? I once got sick with a cold and hallucinated that my bed sheets were trying to strangle me!
You flatter me (smiles)! I blame all the influence of Brittish comedy. And I really like you're observation 'this fic is insane, but it is the most sane of them'. It really got me thinking. THANKS A BUNCH! Please enjoy!
Amarie Miriel
Coincidence indeed! A couple of people in my school have the same birthdays that aren't alike at all, and I'm like 'That's gotta be so weird shraring a birthday with someone!' But then again, if like a kid is born every three seconds, then there's gotta be millions of people out there who share your birthday. Even in the US.
'The something something of something'…I'm not good with anagrams either. I just make them. And the third language is Japanese baby!
'Fack', that sounds like a new gansta street slang term of something. And I'm glad you didn't find the courtroom scene repetitive. Thank you so much for the review as always! Enjoy even more insanity!
Princess Mika of the Shadows
Wow…I'm glad Yami liked the Seto Plushie…I thought it would tick him off…
The mental picture of Mokuba running around with a pair of underwear on his head is SHMEGGIN' HILARIOUS! Whoa, what was your speech about? It sounds cool...I mean, with mention of the shadow realm and all…
Princess Mononoke is WICKED AWESOME! It's by the same man behind 'Howls Moving Castle' and 'Spirited Away' and IT KICKS ARSE! WOOT! Seriously, it was pretty good. Though it had lots of people with their arms getting ripped off, and their heads falling off…
CHAPTER TITLE PERSON! (Bonks Pegasus) TANKIE SPANKIES FOR THE SUPER FUN REVIEW AS ALWAYS! Hope you enjoy this bought of insanity!
RockinMuffin
Ah yes, mildly acquainted.
That…was…so…SWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET! Seriously, that review was soooooooo nice! I'm glad you think that all of my OC's are good, and that I'm creative. Two of the best complements anyone can give me!
That review really made up for being flamed by Shadow Cat. (Who IS she/he?) So…THANKYOUSOVERYMUCHAGAIN! (Dumps chocolate on you) I hope That you hae people who's reviews make you as happy as yours has to me! Please enjoy this chapter too!
Gothangelmyu
FINALLY, SOMEONE MENTIONS THEY LIKES THE FLASHBACK! Thanks so much!
Best chapters yet? Wow, that's so nice! Yugi is a bit naive though, isn't he? It's a bit scary actually. He's kind of like Ryo in the last story…but anyways.
YAYZ! THHANKS FOR THE REVIEW SO VERY MUCH! Hope you think this chapter is good too!
Pointe Master
Yay! Someone missed me! THANKIES! And I'm glad you liked it when the chapter title was announced at the end of the story!
THANK YOU AND ENJOY!
ShadowFire2
Yeah, I get the same nasty mental imagery whenever I try to imagine who anyone else's parents were on the show. Especially characters like Weevil or Rex. Those are REALLY hard pills to swallow.
That would be very funny, but the whole purpose of the power of Dub is to make things lame, so making a sweet character into Jack the Ripper would be way too cool. But then, it would make a really great plot twist, and drive the school into total chaos (keeps ranting to herself).
Thank you for reviewing! I hope you like this chapter too!
Chapter Eleven
FIVE BUCKS SAYS THE KID IN THE BATHING SUIT WINS
In which the Doom Mobile meets a tragic end.
"Dr…Crumpy…" said Yugi uneasily.
"Uh…depends…" said Marik, now fully exposed to be what he really is, a sad little Egyptian man in plaid underwear, trying to quickly get back into the doctor's costume.
"YOU LOOK SO YOUNG!" said Yugi. "Oh, I get it! That diet you worked on really did work, and you came in convincing me that you were a hot Egyptian person so that I would be surprised that you had grown six inches, lost one hundred pounds, wear a midriff, and died your hair blonde!"
"Uh…okay!" said Marik.
"How did you do it?" asked Yugi.
"Uh…Atkins…" said Marik.
"COOL!" said Yugi. "Okay, you wanted to get examining me now, right?"
"OH YEAH!" said Marik, lifting up the axe, laughing insanely, getting ready for a mad, killing spree.
---ooo---
Meanwhile, Bianca happily sipped her Mountain Dew which she managed to pull out from the charred remains of the vending machines that Shou and Mobster made explode in Chapter Five/Six, completely forgetting she had to destroy every electrical item in the school.
Suddenly, she stopped in mid sip.
"OHMYGODTHATUNDERWEARISGOINGTOKILLSOMETHING!" she screamed, running full speed down the hall, hunting down the possessed pair of underwear, causing her soda to clunk to the floor.
---ooo---
"Isn't this fun kids!" said Pegasus happily, jogging along the track outside. "Doesn't it make you just want to scream 'This is really, really good?'"
"No, it makes me…want to…scream…period…" managed to pant Zigfried, who was jogging behind on the track with Dartz, forced into it by their inspirational novel crazed uncle.
"Ah…hello…everyone…" Dartz managed to pant, talking to the reader. "Perhaps you have…forgotten, but…me and…Ziggy…and Peg…asus…are still here…among the…living. But…it's been a…while hasn't it?"
"Who the heck…are you talking to…" Ziggy managed to pant.
"No one…you stupid German…git…" said Dartz.
"You know…Germans invented…mental instability…" said Ziggy. Dartz groaned. They had recently gotten into these arguments whenever there was mentioned of a certain thing, and it always turned into a battle of which nationality invented more stuff.
"Look idiot, the Atlantians invented the first mental instability case, because I was there to witness it!" said Dartz.
Wavy Flashback Effects
"Are you sure that you would like to be the candidate for our studies of how mental instability would aide mankind in general Mr. Walawalawala?" asked an ancient Greek-looking doctor, holding a huge mallet.
"Yes," said a random man sitting in the street, while Dartz was passing by, carrying some things he bought at the market. "I figure it's about time I find someway to help the Atlantean Population in general!"
"Well, whatever!" said the doctor, who began banging the man on the head screaming 'NEEWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEDODOO! ARK PROX NYAAAAK!' over again in a very sill fashion, waving a rubber chicken around and breaking into a song about a little goblin.
What history didn't know however was that after this man was studied, he would one day move to Europe, become a professional hen teaser in modern-day Germany, have a daughter, divorce his wife to marry a fridge, while this daughter's great great great great oh so many great grandson would one day move to America to become a table lamp, marry a woman who was voted 'most likely to succeed when it comes to being a ping pong ball that goes boooooing' in high school, and their great great granddaughter would be…SHRILANKA-SAN, WRITTER OF THIS FIC!
Back to Reality Effects
"YOU LIAR!" screamed Ziggy. "GERMANS INVENTED ZEE FIRST MENATAL INSTABILITY CASE!"
"DID NOT!" screamed Dartz.
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
"DID TOO!"
"I FEEL EMOTIONALLY EMPOWERED!"
"SHUT UP PEGASUS! DID TOO!"
"DID NOT!"
Etc., Etc.,…
However, what they didn't know was that lurking in the dark and scarry forest convieniently located right next to the track, due to the fact that the school is a stupid as heck and built it right next to a curse forest, something watched it's new, noisy prey…
---ooo---
"-so naturally the only thing I can stress more in this case is that the rules specifically state that perpetrators of the law at their squad are condemned!" said Chronos. "The prosecution rests."
"Good," said Serenity. "Now, please present your case or whatever defense…"
"RIGHT!" said Fubuki, then he quickly turned to the two.
"What are we going to do?" he whispered hoarsely.
"Well, when I'm in trouble, I usually try to lay the blame on someone else, preferably weaker and less likely to verbally defend himself!" said Mobster.
"BRILLIANT WOMAN!" said Fubuki. "Now, who in this room is least likely to defend themselves in a time of crisis and sudden accusation?"
"Sorry I'm late everyone!" said Ryo sweetly, walking into the room. "I was just getting over the devastating emotional trauma of being dragged through a mystical portal to the netherworld!"
"AH HA! GUILTY!" screamed Fubuki.
"WAIT! NO!" screamed Mobster in horror. "YOU CAN'T HURT HIM! HE'S BRITISH!"
"That's what he wants us to think!" Fubuki screamed accusingly. "Because in fact, he isn't British at all. In fact…he's…CANADIAN!"
Everyone in the stands gasped in horror.
"Yes, Canadians! The nation that is well known to…uh…"
He stopped to think for a moment.
"-DO MEAN THINGS TO CATS!" he cried at last.
Everyone in the crowd gasped again.
"And uh...NEVER PUT THE SEAT DOWN!"
Even more gasps from the stands.
"And…WORSHIP THE DEVIL!" scramed Fubuki.
"Hey, my girlfriend's Canadian, and she doesn't worship the devil!" said one guy in the back indignantly.
"Dude, she's probably lying as a relationship-strengthening thing!" said Fubuki.
"What?" said the guy.
"Okay, okay, you don't believe he worships the devil? I'll prove it to you!" said Fubuki, zipping over to Ryo. "Ryo, what's…your favorite color?"
"Straight ochre!" said Ryo.
"AH HA!" screamed Fubuki. "Got you, you little not-an-angel boy! Everyone knows that straight ochre is the devil's favorite color!"
"Prove it!" someone yelled from the back.
"FINE!" said Fubuki, ripping out a book entitled 'Holy Writings for Ding-Dongs'. "And I quote, 'And he took him on high mountain and said…ochre is my favorite color'. THERE! PROVEN!"
"What page?" asked someone in the crowd.
"Whoops, lost it," said Fubuki, quickly slamming it shut. "NOW THEN! Since this Canadian FOOL is in this court, it is clear that he has come to gloat over the fact that these TWO INNOCENT WUSSY KIDS are completely and utterly innocent!"
"That makes no sense!" said Ryo.
"THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE DEVIL WOULD SAY PANSY BOY!" yelled Fubuki right in front of Ryo's face, causing huge, bubbling tears to well up in his eyes, causing him to be pushed on the verge of utter tears.
"YOU…MADE…A BRITISH…PERSON….CRYYYYYYYYYYYY!"
The source of the devastatingly homicidal sounding voice from the previous sentence came from Mobster, who looked like she was possessed by a homicidal yami, but in truth, only her massive love that borderlines fanatical devotion to all things cuddly and British, but mostly British.
"Uh oh…" said Shou, knowing that a tone of voice so despicably bloodcurdling as that one was never a good sign, who ducked under the table.
"
"SUCH AN UNHOLY ACT I SHALL NOT TOLERATE!" screamed Mobster, who looked like she was going to burst into flames at any second. "BRITISH PEOPLE ARE GIFTS OF GOD! AND IF YOU EVEN HALF WAY OFFEND ONE, YOU ARE COMMITING ACTS OF TREASON AGAINST GOD HIMSELF! I WILL NOT LET YOU LIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!"
"I'll wail on any nationality I want!" yelled Fubuki.
"I think I should just go and sit down now…" said Ryo, trying to sneak away, but failing because Fubuki had him in a vice grip.
With that, Mobster ripped off her clothes with a war cry, revealing a kind of odd-looking female wrestling costume underneath it. To answer her challenge, Fubuki also roared out loud, and ripped off his clothes, revealing a woman's one-piece pink bathing suit underneath it.
"FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!" yelled people from the stands, as Mobster dive bombed Fubuki, and the wrestling match between members of the defense battled out in a rip snorting bloodbath to the finish.
"Okay, I've had enough," said Serenity, toying with her gavel. "Joey, break them up."
"Five bucks says the one with the bathing suit wins!" said Joey.
"YOU'RE ON!" yelled Serenity. "COME ON MOBSTER, GIVE HIM THE FULL NELSON!"
"FUBUKI! WATCH OUT FOR HER-SLIP OUT! SLIP OUT!" screamed Joey, as the two joined in on the cat calling of the fight, as both Shou and Ryo had sweatdrops so huge, they were twice the size of their actual heads.
---ooo---
Meanwhile, the rouge pair of underwear that we tried to fit into the title of chapter ten but due to circumstances beyond our control we couldn't, but we really did try so please don't be mad at us because we really did, was slowly drifting through the hallway, already have emotionally destroyed several young people, mistaking them all for Marik, due to the fact that Mr. Crumpy had terrible eyesight, not to mention that he had the memory span quite similar to that of a goldfish.
"Now ye neer notta go 'round steeleen people's clothies right? KEERRheehee…" said the floating pair of boxer briefs, as a innocent bystander cowered in the corner.
"NO! PLEASE!" screamed the bystander. "Go away! I didn't do anything to you man!"
"Time to go bye bye just like me…KERHAAAAAAAAAAkeehee…" said the possessed lingerie, honing in for the final assault.
"NOT SO FAST!"
There, standing at the end of the hallway, in an incredibly heroic yet stupid-looking battle ready position, wearing a cowboy hat she managed to steal out of the drama club chest, Bianca stood, her feet spread apart, holding a huge shoulder gamma cannon, ready to incinerate the underwear.
"Hello der young lady…KERHAAAAAAAAAAACK!" screamed the underwear.
"How dare you?" said Bianca. "Underwear is a tool for good, always there to protect and aide people in the undergarment aspects of life! BUT YOU TURN THEM INTO TOOLS OF EVIL!"
"What?" asked the underwear, who did we mention was a bit hard of hearing.
"GIT OUT OF MAH TOWN YOU FILTH!" said Bianca. "PR3P4R3 T0 H4F J00R 6UTZ R34R4N63D!"
"SPEAK UP!" said the underwear, but that was number four on the top ten worst things to say when a gamma cannon right in front of you is firing up and ready to split your molecules…
---ooo---
"My God, what are they making these things out of nowadays?" asked Tish to herself, trying to chop down a telephone pole with the hopes of dismantling the power line, which was a hard thing when she could only karate chop it down due to the fact that she left all of her wicked cool weapons at the hotel they checked in. "When I was sixteen, I could chop down one of these suckers in an instant. Darn technological advancements…"
However, she stopped in mid chop when she saw a very peculiar yet familiar looking figure heading to the school parking lot. He was tall, wearing an evil cloak, with bluish black hair, and he was dragging along what appeared to be the crushed and broken remains of a go-cart along on barely two wheels, only to see that it was full. He cursed quietly to himself, dragging it to a parking meter, and pulling out a flowered coin purse from his pants.
"OI! RYOU MARUFUJI (A/N Last reminder, that's Zaine's original name)! HAVEN'T SEEN YOU SINCE NEW YEARS!" said Tish, giving him a wave, as Ryou turned around, only managing to find a quarter and two nickels in his coin purse.
"Tish?" said Ryou. "Huh. I thought you were still in the academy."
"Graduated two months ago!" said Tish cheerfully, as the telephone pole went down, dragging two other ones with it. "First mission!"
"Uh…" said Ryou, looking at the destroyed telephone poles that were now sparking and crackling.
"So what brings you around here? You on a mission too?" asked Tish.
"Actually, no," said Ryou. "I just got a request for backup from Asuka."
"Asuka's around?" said Tish, pleasantly surprised. "Wow, if she is, you'd think that we'd have bumped into each other by now! Especially if Shou's around with her…"
That's when from the school building, a huge gamma beam fired right through one of the walls, just barely missing Ryou, but unfortunately (fortunately to some) hit it's mark right on Ryou's Doom Mobile, completely ripping it's atoms apart before you could say 'I just saved a bunch of money on car insurance by switching to Geico'.
The two stared in silence as the craters smoldered for a bit.
"You remember Bianca, right?" said Tish.
"She…destroyed my Doom Mobile…" said Ryou, almost sadly.
"Let me guess, you're short on cash again, aren't you?" said Tish calmly.
---ooo---
"DANGIT! I MISSED!" yelled Bianca at the top of her lungs, where a huge hole was about five inches away from the floating underwear.
"Now…I murst seek my revenge…KEHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKheehee…" said the ghostly pair of underwear, which from a nasty turn of fate, fased right through the wall, which made them straight on the way to the nurses office.
"OH NO YOU DON'T!" screamed Bianca, running through the wall after him, leaving a bemused kid sitting in the middle of the hallway, wondering what the heck happened.
---ooo---
Behind every great, or at least mildly mediocre cult, there is an unscrupulous leader who's great spiritual powers master the fate of every one of his loyal servants to his cause. But for an unstoppable power to rule such a vast empire of pencil-obsessed clansmen, he must rule with both a fist of promise for his people, but a more important element that often drowns out the others is the undeniable aura of fear.
"You highest Excellency, Master of Fate…" cackled a cult member, who was hidden behind his great red cloak, with a symbol in the shape of a wonky pencil, giving him the tell-tale signs of being a member very close to the leader of the cult. He was speaking to a huge curtain made of sheer, red cloth, which silhouetted a figure of what appeared to be a huge, ornamental chair, the one sitting in it unclear. No member of the cult had ever seen their true master's face.
"…the one who you ordered to your chambers…has arrived…"
"Bring him in…" hissed a soft voice from behind the cloak.
"Yes master…" said the official, gliding over to the door, and with one knarled, withered looking hand, pulled open one of the huge, carved, gold-leafed door, which cast an eerie orange glow in the torch lights surrounding the circular throne room. Two high cultsmen dragged in a pathetic, sobbing lump of a man, screaming and begging for them to free him. Oblivious to his cries of pain, they threw him to the hard, white and blach checkered stone floors, now facing the whim of the master of his face.
"Bunny Nose, is it?" hissed the voice from behind the curtain.
"Y-y-yes…" said the cult member, "oh Great Master! Spare me! I did n-"
"I asked you to dub Shou and Asuka…and you failed…" said the voice in a faint, harsh whisper.
"NO! I tried! I mean, they had-"
"You know well the rules of our cult," hissed the voice. "Failure is one of the greatest sins a man can possibly commit. And with every failure, a punishment must be dealt. And you have failed in the most basic duty of all…dubbing the unsuspecting."
"But I have served you perfectly in the past!" said Bunny Nose. "I swear! I-"
"SILENCE!" lashed the voice sharply. "Now you cover up you failures with excuses! You dare defile your master's orders! YOU DEFY HIS VERY WORD!"
"NO! I BEG YOU!" screamed Bunny Nose, trembling wildly, tears streaming down his eyes.
"You know the punishment for failure…" hissed the voice. "You soul is now to be banished to the very dimension where we draw our power…the Wastelands of Notorg!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
However, from the circular glass roof of the sky, the sky erupted into a driving column of red light, which struck down with the force of a thousand comments, blinding all in the room in an endless sea of the dark power from which the dubbers gained the power…a land where a soul lost all human power…and dissolved into the horror…
"May that be a lesson to all of you…the punishment for failure is worse than death itself…" hissed the voice.
---ooo---
"Wh…where…am…" said Bunny Nose. Suddenly, his eyes dialated in horror, after he finaly realized just where his soul was now…
"Golly gee!" said a bunch of people simultaneously in a huge, green field willed with flowers under a huge, blue sky, a happy smiling sun, and happy forest animals that looked like something from 'Mary Poppins', the men all wearing white blazers, pants, and frilly shirts, the women all wearing various colored sundresses. "You're just in time for tea new friend!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!"
---ooo---
"Alright, seeing as second period ends in a few minutes, it's about time we start raping up the case," said Serenity, digging around looking for the black cap. "Any last words from both the prosecution and the defense?"
"Pain…" said Mobster and Fubuki, who were both thoroughly beat up.
"This really speaks for itself," said Crowler.
"Too true!" said Serenity. "Jury, your verdict please?"
As the representative of the jury got up, Shou suddenly realized that there were so many things in life that he'd never be able to experience…graduation…marriage….kids...the American Baseball League actually having fair pay restrictions so someone other than the Yankees and the Red Socks would win for once…
"We, the members of the Jury of Second Period Computer Class find Shou Marufuji and Mobster both, completely, one hundred percent…guilty."
"DANG! I KNEW THEY WOULD HAVE PREFERED THE FOUR STRING AND PIANO CONCHARTO IN D MINOR INSTEAD OF 'GET OFF OF MY CLOUD'!" yelled Fubuki angrily, from behind a keyboard that he had set on the defense table.
"Fine then!" said Serenity. "Shou Marufuji and Mobster, I herby sentence you both to-"
Suddenly, Serenity was stopped abruptly as a gust of wind burst a window from the side of the room open, and as 'Marry Poppins' music played in the background as floating on through the window holding an umbrella was our favorite nutty professor, Daitokuji-sensei (A/N Professor Banner in the dub. Yes, I'm getting as tired of this as you are…)and his wicked-cool cat, Pharaoh.
"Hello Kids!" said the professor. "I am the Squad leader of the Underground Ministry of Prevention of Mass Destruction and Butter Churning, and I am here with an announcement that may change the whole basis of this case!"
"SHOU!" yelled Asuka, bursting through the door, the two winged chibis following her. "THANK GOD! I was running all over the place looking for-"
"HAPPY HAPPY-"
"ZIP IT!" yelled Asuka at the happy chorus.
"Told you that you could be inconspicuous," said ASV.
"SHUT UP!" said Mobster.
"Well isn't this nice!" said Daitokuji-sensei. "Anyway, what I came to say is that we've decided the old 'expell and kill' rule is getting a little out of hand…plus we can't kill off a main character in a comedy fic, I mean really, it's just not done! So the punishment for letting dangerous weapons into the hands of idiots has been turned into a verbal warning, quick slap on the wrist, but otherwise completely let off. Bye bye!"
With that, the Mary Poppins music started up again, and with his umbrella, Ditokuji-sensei fluttered out the window with Pharaoh.
"Well…whatever, one slap on the wrist, verbal warning, yatta yatta," said Serenity dully to herself.
"Naughty naughty, don't ever do it again!" said Joey, giving Shou and Mobster a quick slap on the wrist.
"WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!" Shou sobbed sadly.
"Good to have you back," said Asuka, as Shou ran over and hugged her. "And what have we discussed about the hugging?"
"By the way, I found your case rather amusing," said Serenity. "Especially your two rodeo clowns."
"WHERE?" Mobster and Fubuki said, looking in opposite directions.
"This whole little incident is writing itself in my head," said Asuka with a sigh. "Well, whatever, one problem in my burden of troubles is gone. Come on, let's go find Ryou-"
"RYOU'S HERE!" cried Shou in horror.
"Well actually yeah, you see-" Asuka started.
"AAAAH!" screamed Shou, grabbing his head in panic and running wildly around the room.
"Shou, hang on-" said Asuka, trying to calm him down.
"AAAH!" screamed Shou, still running around the room.
"Shou, stop, you need to-"
"AAAH!"
"Shou…"
"AAAAH!"
"SHOU!"
"AAAAH!"
"PUMPKIN SPICE COOKIE?" said Fubuki, offering a huge tray of cookies out to ASV and Double S.
"I'm not supposed to take cookies from strangers…" said Double S.
"Is that a safety pin?" asked ASV, pointing to one of them.
---ooo---
"YAY! So you're saying that this can really loosen up stiff joints?" asked Yugi, tied down to a table, as Marik was sharpening several huge, impaling sort of knives.
"Believe me, after this, you won't feel a thing," said Marik, wearing a black executioner's head mask.
"OKAY!" said Yugi.
Marik giggled like a school boy ready to do something really naughty, but then, phasing through the wall was the pair of underwear haunted by the ghost of Doctor Crumpy, surrounded by a green field of phantasmagorical evilness.
"Marik Ishtar…KERHAAAAAAAAAAAAAACKeehee…" said an eerie, ghostly voice from the underwear.
"Yes?" said Marik, stupidly turning around.
"Mahua Whawhata?" asked Yugi.
"I am the ghost of Doctor Crumpy…HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKeehee…" said the ghost. "I herv come to weak horrible vengeance upern Merikle…HEEEEEEKhee…"
"What are you talking about, he's Doctor Crumpy!" said Yugi sweetly, pointing to Marik from under his chains.
"That is a mere platinum blonde, overly tanned Egyptian pretty boy with a rare but serious skin disease...HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKeehee…." said Doctor Crumpy. "My body is stuffed rather poorly in a medical closet!"
"So that explains that!" said Yugi, indicating both of Doctor Crumpy's arms drooping out of a medicine cabinet. "I thought Doctor Crumpy accidentally injected a kid with the blue liquid again!"
"NOW YOU ALL SHALL ALL BE FORCED TO TERRIBLE REVENGE, AND YER SHEEL SUFFER, AS I HAFF…HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAKheehee…" said Doctor Crumpy's ghost. Just then, really odd sounding organ music began playing in the backround, and the room slowly began to feel colder and colder, as a grave wind came blew the windows open, causing the room to echo with the screech of the wind, mixed by terribly dark power from supernatural undergarments…
"My Ra, I hate mornings like this…" said Marik to himself.
"PERISH FOOLS…KERHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-"
RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP!
By a lucky twist of fate, both Yugi and Marik were saved from a horrible death by extraordinary powers when Odion, finally managing to get a grip on his own sanity, managed to drag himself into the room. Seeing Marik and Yugi cry in horror at the sight of their impending demise, he pretty much go the whole situation, and with a drunken, very lopsided walk, he managed to walk over to the underwear, and while it was preoccupied, ripped it in half.
That's when the howling wind stopped, the sun shone again, and little birds chirped and everything was back to normal.
"Well, that was anti-climatic," said Marik.
"By Doctor Crumpy!" said Yugi, skipping out of the reckage-strewn room, humming a happy tune while heading off to his next class.
"He must be the shame of the family, just like you," said Odion.
"Thanks for saving me Odion!" said Marik, ripping off his doctors outifit.
"Oh no problem, I'm pretty much doomed to dig you out of any sick little whimsy you fall into, which all tend to be very stupid, and I certainly can't help it if you have the mental capacity of a coconut and the problem solving ability of a single-celled organism," said Odion.
"Yeah, but now that the jigs up about how Doctor Crumpy's dead, what are we going to tell the secretary?" asked Marik.
"Leave that to me," said Odion. "I already told her the truth, and she said that she'd hire someone new right away."
---ooo---
"So you're saying this can really loosen up stiff joints?" asked Joey, tied down to a platform with all kinds of daggers strewn about, as well as weird assortments of herbs and animals were burning in incense trays.
"Believe me child," said a witch-doctor looking old lady with a tribal mask on. "By the time I'm done, you won't feel a thing."
"SWEET!" said Joey.
---ooo---
"And then…I'm not kidding…I got turned into a strawberry!" said Stephenie, who was lying on the coach in the school psychiatrist's office. "It was the grosses feeling ever! I mean, I'm allergic to strawberries, and then I become one…it's…"
The psychiatrist was just writing 'This kid has issues, this kid has issues' over and over again on the page.
---ooo---
I know the ending was a little rushed…but I've been pressed for time lately. Too much turkey and relatives. Not to mention Mom's mad Christmas decorating spree.
Next time, Marik has the stupidest plan yet to steal the puzzle, Chronos thinks up another dastardly plan to get Shou into trouble with the law, and worst of all, a new horror is unleashed in the school that is cold, deadly, and PINK! What could happen next? See you next week!