For this next installation, I'll have my two brothers, who I'll be calling White 'N Nerdy and Sasquatch to protect their cough-innocence-cough, to be dummies – I mean models for the stupidity that is about to commence. For your own sanity and/or safety, I strongly suggest not trying this at home. And on to the fic we go!
If you yell for an hour trying to turn SSJ (And become unconscious), you might be a DBZ fan!
Sasquatch enters a random room. White 'N Nerdy is in the middle of the room in a crouched position screaming his head off.
"What is he doing?" he asked PPP.
"He's trying to become a Super Saiyan."
Sasquatch watched amusedly for a few minutes, then asked, "How long has he been doing that?"
PPP looked at the clock on the wall. "Almost an hour."
Finally, White 'N Nerdy ran out of oxygen and promptly fainted.
If you instinctively try to shoot ki blasts at your most hated person, you might be a DBZ fan!
White 'N Nerdy is walking down the hall at school when he came across his least favorite jock. He raised his hand and smirked, expecting a blast of ki to come erupting out of his palm.
If you yell out "Fusion HA!" and do 'that dance' you might be a DBZ fan! (And most likely if you got it wrong you'll argue with your partner that they did something wrong like fist instead of finger etc)
Sasquatch and White 'N Nerdy are standing in an empty room with determined looks on their faces. "Fu… Sion… HAAA!!!!" they yell simultaneously while performing the Fusion Dance.
Nothing happened.
"You did it WRONG you idiot!" Sasquatch yelled at his younger brother.
White 'N Nerdy puffed out his chest indignantly and retorted, "Well, if you hadn't been going so fast maybe I could've gotten it right!"
You might be a DBZ fan if you decide to dress your twin boys up as Goten and Trunks for Halloween, learn the fusion dance and become Gotenks
Sasquatch is all grown up now (HA!) and has two twin boys. Since the beginning of October he has been trying to teach them the fusion dance so they can become Gotenks on Halloween. The big day has finally come, and the boys are already dressed up in their costumes of Goten and Trunks. Before taking them out Trick-or-Treating, Sasquatch takes them into the front lawn to show off their fusing ability.
The twins get into their positions and begin the dance. When they are done they start glowing, and their glowing forms merge into each other. When the smoke clears, Sasquatch's twins have been replaced by Gotenks!
If you watch the episode where Gohan teaches Videl how to fly over and over again, and then try it yourself, you might be a DBZ fan.
White 'N Nerdy stares intently at the TV screen, paying close attention to what Gohan was telling Videl. "Listen to the center of your body…" he murmured softly.
If you search the world looking for an old pervert to teach you martial arts, you might be a DBZ fan.
Sasquatch and White 'N Nerdy approached a tropical island somewhere out in the Pacific. "You think that's where he is?" White 'N Nerdy asked.
"We won't know until we get there, dude," he answered. "Do you have the porn?"
White 'N Nerdy nodded and held aforementioned pornography up. "You have no idea how hard it was to keep this hidden from PPP. You know how she is."
If you know the entire script to more than one DBZ episode, you might be a DBZ fan.
White 'N Nerdy and Sasquatch finished their reenacted fight and stood panting.
"OK, let's do the next one," White 'N Nerdy suggested.
Sasquatch shook his head. "No, I'm hungry. Let's do one of the episodes where Goku stuffs his face."
"But I wanna fight more!" White 'N Nerdy complained.
If you seriously consider naming one of your children after a DBZ character, you might be a DBZ fan!
White 'N Nerdy has magically been turned into a girl, and is in labor. He/she screamed in pain, and a soft wailing was heard.
The doctor held the baby up, exclaiming, "It's a boy!"
White 'N Nerdy took a good look at his/her newborn child and weakly whispered, "Vegeta."
The nurse who was writing the birth certificate paused. "How do you spell that, Miss?"
If you collect the cards and tape them up on your bedroom wall, you might be a DBZ fan!
White 'N Nerdy rushed into the room he and Sasquatch shared. "I got a whole new deck of cards to put up!" he shouted excitedly.
Sasquatch looked up. "Sweet! Give 'em here and I'll put 'em up."
A scream of rage was heard from down the hall. "WHAT HAPPENED TO MY DBZ CARDS!!! BOYS!!!! YOU BETTER NOT HAVE BEEN STEALING MY STUFF AGAIN!!!!!" PPP screamed.
Sasquatch glanced at White 'N Nerdy. "It was all you bro."
If your boxers are lined with Dragonballs you might be a DBZ fanPPP walked into the unlocked bathroom to pee and screamed. "SASQUATCH!!!! You are supposed to lock the door when you're getting dressed!"
She turned to leave and go downstairs to use the toilet, but before she shut the door behind her, she commented, "Nice boxers by the way." They were dark blue with little Dragonballs on them.
I would like to comment that only about three of these were actually my idea. And, here's the shocking part: the last one was my brother's!!!! He actually had a decent idea!!! The world is ending!!! Run away!!!!
But seriously, thank you for the ideas you peoples have been giving me. I forget, and I'm too lazy to figure it out. So thank you and you know who you are.