Wow! I'm just chugging these out!
MURDOCK: haha... you said 'Chuggin'
I didn't think it was that funny... oh well!
Anyways, here's chapter 1... and some more cookies, since Muds here ate them all...
MURDOCK: Hey! It's not my fault!
rolls eyes anyways... please R&R! that would make my life betta! alright enjoy CHAPTER 1!
CHAPTER 1
2D, Noodle, and Russel came out of the movies with a big bucket of popcorn and a loud set of laughs.
"Remember! Remember when the zombie ripped the guys head off?!" Russel laughed.
"Yeah! That was so funny! It looked so fake!" Noodle giggled and replied. People that had seen the same movie were staring atthe three members. Some were even throwing up in the back.
"Right! That was prob'ly one o' the fakest movies I 'ave ever seen!" 2D bellowed.
After signing a few autographs, they all hopped into the jeep and started back to Kong.
"Did you 'ave fun, Noods?" 2D asked.
"Yeah, 2D-san! It was really fun."
"Glad that you 'ad fun."
"Did you, Russel-san?"
Russel looked into the rearview mirror. "Yeah, baby gurl. Anytime we hang out is fun."
Noodle blushed and watched 2D. "So… I wonder why Muds didn't come with us."
"Oooo!" 2D exclaimed and showed his toothless smile. "Noods and Murdock, sittin' in a tree. K-I-S-S-I-N-"
"Shut up, 2D!" she yelled and hit him upside the head.
"D, you just got SERVED!" Russel yelled and guffawed Haha! I used that word!
2D rolled his eyes and smiled at Noodle. She blushed and looked away. The sky seemed to turn from bright and lovely blue, tothe gloomy dark-grey that Kong hung in. I guess we're getting close… she thought and shivered. Kong was normally quite cold. Seeing Noodle shiver, 2D grabbed his coat and wrapped it around her."2D-san? Aren't you going to be cold?"
"I've gotten used to it. You need it more," he replied. Of course, that was a lie, because he was freezing. But he would doanything for Noodle.
Russel pulled the jeep into the carpark, and was kind of surprised to see Murdock's Winnebago sitting there. It wasn't there when they left that morning, and they had been looking for him for hours.
Russel and 2D got out of the jeep, and 2D helped Noodle down. They all went inside the Winni and looked around. "Muds? You 'ere?" 2D replied.
"Oh God. Dullard? What do you wan- oh! Hi Noods, and hefty. What's up?"
"Hi Murdock-san!" Noodle yelled and gave him a big hug. "Where have you been?"
"Out."
"Oh…" she replied. Russ had started taking out cans of food to make something to eat, and 2D had taken his place at the small wooden table. "We went and saw 'Night Of The Teenage Zombies.' It was really fun. You should have come."
Murdock laughed. "Wow, I'm sad I missed out on that."
"Why are you in such a good mood?" 2D asked, unpleasantly.
"Well, Dullard, I just got back from seeing'James, and it turns out that my idea was approved."
"Idea about what?" Russ asked as he shoveled a big plate of creamed corn into is mouth.
"Well, Tubbs, about El Manana!"
Noodle saddened by that. "El Manana?" she asked sadly.
"What's wrong?" Murdock asked.
"Well, I had a really cool idea for that video."
Murdock frowned. "Well, I'm sorry. I didn't know."
"Just tell us your idea!" 2D yelled as he started feeling queasy over the smell of old creamed corn.
"Well, picture this. You know that windmill island from Feel Good Inc.? Well, Noods here will be sittin' on the edge andwatchin' the sunset, and then she'll start runnin' around, all happy and all, until she sees the helicopters comin'. Then they'll just open fire on her…"
2D coughed loudly. After Murdock stared at him angrily and he cleared his throat, he yelped, "Go on."
"Okay… anyways, Noodle will hide behind the windmill and look through the holes. It'll be like a moment of sadness, and then the helicopters will come back around and open fire again. Mind you, she will be safe. But then the windmill catches on fire, and she goes inside, periodically lookin' out the window. Then, it starts fallin', while she's still in it, and the whole thing is fallin' apart. Debris is flyin' everywhere, and then it's like a zoomed out shot of the thing fallin' to the ground. She'll parachute from there and be safe, but it'll give the impression that she's dead."
Noodle gasped. "Dead?"
Murdock nodded and 2D stood up. Noodle, a little exasperated from Murdock's idea, moved back a bit, not knowing that 2D was behind her, and fell on top of him, who was pushed back into the chair. Noodle blushed heavily and Murdock cracked up. "Wow! Now that's sexy!" he replied. That made 2D blush.
Noodle quickly stood up and brushed herself off. "Well, Murdock-san, I have to say, that sounds very cool."
Murdock patted her head. "That's my girl. You do know that it will be quite dangerous."
"I know, but I like the idea! Let's do it!"
The only thing heard was the door slamming of an angry 2D as he left the Winni.
Oooo... Angsty! Time to get the popcorn!
MURDOCK: If I may say so myself, I think I was brilliant...
Muds, you always say that... whatever! hope to have CHAPPY 2 by today, but if I don't, I'd love to see some replies! meheeheeheeheehee... you can share some popcorn with me and Muds...
