Um, here's chapter 2. Sorry it took a while. I had writer block and I was really busy.

So ShinyOreo ya happy now?

Mooshi #1: lilazngurl4e does not own any character from kingdom hearts. if she did... well thats a different story.

Mooshi #2: plz review so she can write more thx and flames will be used to burn your asses

Mooshi #1: er she meant marshmallows!

Mooshi #2:What? No I didn't, I meant asses!

Mooshi #1:(kicks her off)

me: whew look at her go.

Mooshi #1:Ahh! I'm sorry! I'm sorry Mooshi! (runs over to a swirly eyes Mooshi #2)

me: sooo anyway read on thx!!!

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Sora's POV

Damn,damn,damn. . . where am I? I can't believe I got lost! This is pathetic. "Ahhh! Fuck this!!!" I accidentally screamed aloud. Some people stared at me. I immediately covered my mouth with my hands. Crap I shouldn't be saying that kind of stuff around here. "You really want me too,cutie?" Some one came up to me and said behind me. I turned around and there were a few big-boob ladies, all dressed in some skimpy outfit and wore a small fur coat. They were tanned and had blond-streaks with bright colors hair and wore heavy make-up, they also held a long thin pipe.

Aw, shit, ganguro hookers...

"Dunno if you should hang around here kid, but that's none of my business. I'll do ya, for a small fee. We can have a threesome here with mah sistas." She pointed at the similar looking girls behind her. "If you can pay up." They advanced towards me.

"What?! N-No! I don't want to- I just got lost! I-" I began to say.

"Aww, what a cute kid! I'm going first!" A hooker said behind the first.

"No way! He looks cherry, I want him." Another one said.

"Shut up girls! Ya scaring the kid! So... you wanna or not?" The first one said.

"N-NOO!" I turned and ran. Holy shit! What have I got myself into! I really have to watch my mouth here! What if I piss of a gang?! Or run into a gang fight?! Sure! I can fight but, I can't take on a whole freaking gang! I looked behind me after a while of running. Oh, thank god, they were no where in sight. Whew... I closed my eyes and relaxed against a wall.

Then all the sudden a hand reached out and grabbed me around my mouth. Oh God! I felt myself being pulled back into the alleyway. Holy cow! When did it turn so dark?! "MPMH!!!MMmmmHHHMMM!!!" ----------TRANSLATION: LET ME GO YOU GAY FAGGOT SON OF A BITCH!!!

"Oh! Look what we have here? A little lost puppy? How sad!" A really gay ass european kinda accent said. He did not sound at all sad.

"MPMH!MNNNMMNNNMMM!" ---------TRANSLATION: WHAT?! LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE!!!

I screamed even though it was muffled.

"Mmm fiesty I like this one! Hum hum!" All the sudden a bunch of guys in major drag came out of the shadows and circled me. AH shit! These guys were gay! GODDAMMIT! I jinx everything! &)($!!!

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Roxas's POV

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Oh crap, what are we gonna do now? We're standing against the wall right outside the club room and the anti-gay guys are standing 5 feet in front of us. Feels like a death sentence and we're about to get shot... "SO!" The president said. "Answer my question bout the hickeys!"

"Er," I said, since obviously I'm always the one with the hickeys. Yea? Why am I always the one with the hickeys?

"ANSWER NOW!!!"

"UM! I was-I was uh I was getting DOWN, ya know? With a girl,of course. Yea! Way down south!" I have to pull this off or we're screwed.

"Really?..."

"Heck yes man! That girl, man, she had such a nice body and she was hot! Ow! Smoking!" I slapped my hand to show that I was really describing the girl. When did I ever put "ow" in my sentences?!

"Big boobs?" They asked with squinty eyes. Huh?! What the hell?

"Uh yea, dude. I don't hang with little girls that has small cherry boobs. I like 'em big! Nice asssss and everything. But, sadly, she came on too hard ya know? I just had to throw her outta the house." I pretended to shrug and put on a sad face.

"ooooooooooooo" They all said together.

"But, hey! I can always get another one! Haha...ha...ha... right?"

They looked at me for a minute or 2 before they all started clapping. "Wooo! So right!" "You go, man!" "Woohoo!" "Get me a girl man!" Apparently there were more than 5 people now for some reason. . .

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Axel's POV

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"PFFT!!!!" I was facing to the side away from Roxas. I was trying not to laugh so hard, it wasn't even funny. My shoulders were shaking, jeezus, he is so cute... Roxas was trying to be a player...pfffttt... "Bwahahahahahahahaha!!!!" I couldn't hold it in any more.

"What?! What is so funny?" The president said, pointing at me. They all stopped clapping.

"Uh," Aw crap, I brought the attention over to me. "I was, uh, I saw some guy getting chopped over there?"

"Oh, thats fine." Oh jeez, what kind of reaction is that? "How bout you?!" The president stuck his finger in my face. Ohhh, I wanted to break that off. . .

"Uh, what about me?" I said

"How do we know you're straight?" He squinted his eyes at me. I wanted to stab them out. . .

"I like girls, what do you want me to say?!" I growled at him. Man, I wanted to grab my chakrams and slice him up, dammit where are they?! (Jeez, he's getting violent. . .)

"Hey! What's with your voice?! Hmph. There's no evidence! What if you're a spy? Trying to take down the organization?!" Organization?! What kind of shit organization is this?! This bitch is so going down when I get my-

"Axel! Man, haha, no need to hide your girl! She's hot alright! Haha!" Roxas said. He punched my arm playfully, I raised an eyebrow at him, he looked at me with a face that meant like PLEASE GO ALONG I"LL DO ANYTHING!!! JUST GO ALONG!!!WE HAVE TO GET THROUGH THIS!!! AXEL!!!

Ooo this gonna be fun. . .

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Roxas's POV

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"Yea" Axel said. "Considering she's your sister man."

"What?!" I screamed. Then I remembered, I don't have a sister.

"Yea, duh, remember?" Oh I see, he's just messing with me now, huh? "Your sister is really hot, man. I can still see her on the bed."

"Oh yea...well I thought she broke up with you by now. Considering how she always says you're horrible in bed." I crossed my arms and smirked without looking at him. Hmph, what now?

"Oh really?! Horrible huh?" I heard something in his voice, that made me turn around and look at him straight on. Oh god, I immediately turned back around. He was pissed off even though he started it. He had a vein popping out. Waaaay out. I went a bit too far. Oh crap, I didn't mean it! That's not cool, man, I'm so screwed tonight...Literally... "Well, she's one to talk, she never even does anything anyway. She just likes to sit there and scream my name out the whole time. She's not even vocal. She just yells like there's no tomorrow."

"Whoa, what?" Oh I see. . .this was getting deep. It was pretty obvious by now WHO he was talking about and it was not my sister. Even if I had one. "Oh, well, maybe if you weren't always freaking horny and always have to be seme. It might be better!"

"What?! Me?! Horny?! What the heck do you mean! She likes it! She never complains when I give her a good time!"

"Well, why does she always have to be the one with the hickeys huh?!"

"What!? Why can't she be the one with the hickeys huh?!"

"Enough! No more of your pathetic bickering!" The president said. Pathetic bickering? What kind of people even use those words nowadays? "We can figure this out without your help. We're already convinced that you are straight! We only need to see this guy right here."

I huffed and turned away. "Hmph! whatever." Who does he think I am?! JEEZ!!! I mean, come on, he's such an ass!

"I say, we use the UNDERWEAR TEST!!!"

"YEA!!!" the club shouted. What?

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Axel's POV

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"What?" I said. " Whoa, wait. What do you mean?"

"The underwear test, is the test of underwear!"

"No, no. I get the underwear part. What am I doing is what I meant."

"Easy... you just got to show your underwear!"

"WHAT?!" Oh hell no! I'm so dead! He's gonna catch me for sure!

"Come on... this is simple." The club advanced towards me, they look like they were going to chop me. Where ARE my chakrams, dammit? "Depending on what you wear...is what you get..." One person said. "Yea, you wear boxers, you're cool. Of course depends on the prints on it too." Another guy said. "Exactly... you wear whitey tidies, we'll give you another test... But if you're wearing speedos... That's just. . .gay. . ." . . .Speedos?. . .

"Now! My friends, carry on with the test!" The president said.

"Yes sir!" They said and crowded around me eyes gleaming.

"What the?! Hey! No, get off me! What the fu- Roxas! Help!!!"

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Roxas's POV

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"Er," I glanced over at Axel. They weren't gonna kill are they? "Uh, Axel?" I couldn't see him anymore.

I walked over to the crowd. "Axel! Hey! You guys stop, man! Hey! I said stop! It means stop-" They all moved away from Axel. "What? Axel! You okay-oh my god. . . are you kidding me?"

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