Sorry it's been a long time since I updated, but my 8 week holiday started a week ago so I should have time to update faster. Enjoy!
Sanji ran for the kitchen and pushed the door open so hard it swung around, hit the wall then rebounded to whack him in the face. He groaned then opened the door again, this time a little more slowly. The state of the kitchen was atrocious. Chairs and tables were upturned and empty plates were all over the floor, some were broken. And sitting in front of the open fridge was Luffy, shoving every piece of food he could get his hands on into his mouth.
"Luffy! Stop eating!" Sanji yelled at his captain, "I said stop it! Get out! Get out of my kitchen!"
Sanji made to kick Luffy but just at that moment the rubber boy happened to lean forward to reach a leg of pork at the back of the fridge. His kick narrowly missed Luffy, now Sanji would have been alright if his other foot wasn't on top of some spilt sauce thus resulting in him slipping over and landing comically on his arse just as Zoro walked in. Zoro just started laughing.
Sanji's face heated with both embarrassment and anger, he figured he had just lost what ever dignity he had that made him appear superior to the swordsman.
He got back to his feet and brushed off his suit, "Bloody hell Luffy, get out of my kitchen unless you're going to help me clean up this mess!" Sanji was shouting at Luffy over Zoro's laughter.
Luffy turned around to look at Sanji with wide innocent eyes, "I am helping" he pointed to the stove which seemed to be on fire, "I'm helping you make dinner."
Sanji's jaw dropped, "How is this helping?!"
Luffy finally noticed the stove on fire and ran from the kitchen before Sanji could yell at him more. Sanji proceeded to put out the fire with a wet towel.
After inhaling a lot of smoke and observing the scorch marks, Sanji turned around dreading that Zoro was still at the doorway. He sighed in relief to discover Zoro was gone. But then tensed up again as he heard the loud laughter of the swordsman and the others out on deck.
"No" Sanji put his hand on his face, thinking they were all laughing at him. It was when he heard Nami's scream he looked up in shock and forgot about his own troubles. Sanji's mind quickly raced over all the possibilities, sea monster attacking, her being threatened, all theories resulting in Nami being hurt. "I'm coming Nami-swan!"
Sanji burst through the kitchen door heroically and faced the deck only to see the rest of the crew recovering from nosebleeds and no trace of Nami.
"Where's Nami-swan? Why did she scream? Is she okay? Is she in trouble?" Sanji panicked.
"Stop freaking out dartboard-eyebrow. She's fine, she should be in her room."
Sanji glared at Zoro, "Then who screamed?"
"Nami did,"
"Why?"
Zoro pointed to a few pieces of material on the deck, "She was sunbathing, and the stitching on her new bikini was shotty."
Sanji's jaw dropped.
Zoro chuckled as he recalled the event in his mind, "The bikini just, fell off. You missed out big time ero-cook."
Sanji fell to his knees and hung his head. "Why me?" he sulked, "Of all the people to miss that, why me?"
For Sanji, what could be worse then missing out on seeing a hot chick naked? XP
please review! And don't forget to give me ideas for future chapters :P Because I enjoy writing this just as much as you enjoy reading it, so if you don't enjoy it then I'll become a humourless robot! O.O don't let me become a robot! I'll have to live off fuel and oil which don't taste too nice! ... I much rather polish.