ha ha, I had to up to rating to 'T' because of curse-words :P
Okay, I TRY to take everyone's ideas into account, sometimes I blend people's ideas together. and Masaichu wanted something good to happen to Sanji. Buuuut, this is all about Sanji suffering so, something good may not turn out to be good… heh heh heh…
"Want to play cards Luffy?" Ussop asked.
"Yeah! Let's play the game where I win!" Luffy grinned that impossible grin of his.
Usopp rolled his eyes and stood up "I'll go get the cards then." He head off towards the men's quarters.
Sanji was still silent, just moping and on the verge of tears from his awful day. He badly wished something good would happen to him, any little thing to just feel better. Then something shiny caught his eye, he looked up and saw a coin. At first Sanji didn't believe it, it was too good to happen to him on a day like this. And with that money he could by some cinnamon to make that new dish for Nami.
He reached out to take it, just as his fingers touched the coin Usopp walked by and stepped on his fingers.
"ARGH!" Sanji yelled in shock, pain and anger.
"EEEEE!" Usopp yelled in cowardice then ran for it before Sanji could boot him.
Sanji half stood up, slouched over as he held his injured hand with his other one. If there were any such thing as crazy eyes, Sanji had them. Almost bulging out of his head, he looked around wildly. Anyone would think he was about to flip out completely.
The blonde chef straightened up but didn't let go of his hand, "USOPP!"
You could almost hear the shaking of Usopp's knees from deck. But it was perfectly understandable why Sanji was so pissed off. Maybe all the small things before hand had pushed him right to the edge, though most the blame could be placed on the fact of just how important Sanji's hands were to him.
His hands were most likely fine, the shock was bigger than the pain. But the reality still remained that Usopp was careless enough to step on them.
Sanji stormed towards the men's quarters with every intention of kicking Usopp's hide until his leg went numb. It was a scary sight seeing Sanji storm along like that. Well, it was a scary sight up till the part where he fell down a hole in the floorboards.
"Gah! Shit!" Sanji's back ached from the hard object he landed on. He took a look at what he landed on, "Shitty-swordsman" he growled when he saw it was one of the marimo's weights.
It didn't take a genius to work out that Zoro had dropped a weight that had smashed through the floorboards above.
"Damn I'm going to kick the shit out of that crap-swordsman- ow fuck!" Sanji felt the force from a blow to the back of his head.
He spun around to see who hit him but a towel was thrown over his face. "Get out!" Shrieked the unmistakable cry of a ticked off Nami.
"Nami-swan!" Sanji's heart skipped a beat in joy and he began to pull off the towel over his head. "Oof!" Sanji keeled backwards from a blow to the gut.
Now he was even more tangled up in the towel.
Nami pushed him up the stairs, "Get out!"
"Why Nami-swan?" he still hadn't got the towel off his face.
"Because I'm not fully dressed!" She gave him one last push out the door then slammed it behind him.
Sanji desperately struggled to remove the towel but was trying so hard to get it off that it wouldn't come off. He slammed himself into a wall and slid down it. He just sat there for awhile with his legs spread out in front of him, his back against the wall and a towel still over his face. He grabbed hold of the towel and pulled it off, annoyed about how easily it came. Then he giggled.
"I just got beat up by a half naked Nami" he thought to himself.
And he didn't let the fact that he didn't see her once let him down.
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and I know a lot of people want something good to happen to Sanji, and this chapter might just be the best thing that will happen to him in this fic. Happy? Two good things happened, he found some money and got beaten up by a hot chick in her panties... come to think of it, he never got that coin did he?
