Chap one: Crazy Saturday!

The warning and disclaimer is stated in the previous chap.

Crade: Wih!

Zero: Oh no! Another Sugar high Author!!!

Satoshi: Who wouldn't be high if you drink 5 cups of mocha coffee and eat a whole box of toblerone?

Hiead: Crade, you'll get fat/tries to take the 6th cup of coffee from Crade/

Crade: need coffee, Hiead-chan!

Dark: why are you concerned about the sugar high author?

Hiead: I remember what he was planning on one of the papers and it aint good…

Krad: on with the fiction!

Thoughts…

Said out to the public…

(Person message is aimed to) telepathecal messages

Talking to the other halves…

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Saturday morning… at Toshi's… Hiead and Satoshi were sharing the bed. Hiead slowly opened his eyes and saw his blue haired bedmate, "where…?" then when all the information registered in his brain and he realized something his eyes went big. Krad took over and said seductively, "Hello there. What's your name?" Hiead was panicking in the inside but it did not show it as pride got in the way, "what, where, who… I'm Hiead Gner, you are?" Hiead glared at Krad with Scalpels. Krad said with venom-coated lust, "My name is Krad Hikari."

The doorbell rang as Krad was about to jump on Hiead. Krad hissed, stood up, forced Hiead to stand as well and dragged Hiead to the door by the left arm. Hiead said as he struggles for freedom, "Let me GO!" He was wearing a loose t-shirt and the GOA uniform shorts. Dark shouted from behind the door, "Open the door or I'll kick it open!" Krad again was annoyed and replied with a mumble, "Wait! You darn mouse"

Krad opens the door Dark and Zero went in; Hiead is still being dragged by Krad and is being quiet. And Krad became Satoshi so does Dark became Dai-chan.

Hiead said with evident shock, "How did you change?" Daisuke became panicky and looked at Satoshi with pleading eyes. Satoshi said, "I'll explain later. How did you two come here?" Hiead said with the same icy tone as Satoshi, "Our EX blazed then when I woke up I was here being dragged by… Krad." Zero said as he was about to feel excluded, "So where exactly are we?" Satoshi explained more icily than the last, "You are in the planet called Earth and you are in Azumano City." Daisuke said to defrost the commander and the alien, "Anyone wants tea?" Satoshi said warmly this time, "just make 4 we don't know weather they drink tea or not." Daisuke replied as he was entering the kitchen "Hai!"

When Daisuke got out with a tray of tea and teacups, Satoshi and Hiead was up to an icy glaring competition. Zero really felt excluded by then, "Can anyone include me?"

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Later, Daisuke and Zero went back to the Niwa residence after talking about magic, EX, and history. Satoshi let's Hiead borrow some of his cloths and they went to shop for Hiead's cloths. While in the mall they bumped with the lone shopping Risa (the bitch! Crade makes this evil-plotting-of-doom expression).

Risa went closer and shouted, "Hiwatari-san, who's that with you?" Satoshi became frozen like liquid nitrogen, "This is Hiead Gner (1). Gner-san, this is Risa Harada." Risa's full attention was pointed at Hiead, "Where are you from?!" and she is also in full bitch mode. Hiead answered in a temperature that can rival Satoshi's, "I'm from Germany. I came here because I want to, now leave me be!" Risa went on and clings on Hiead's left arm, "You're so mean!" she squeals, "But at least you're honest."

Hiead kicks Risa away and he and Toshi ran for dear life! In the men's room and panting and is a bit sweaty from running.

"Are all girls like that?"

"Nope, she's the only one I know… I think."

"You think?"

"Niwa's mother can sometimes be like that."

"Good."

"Good?"

"I hate Zero."

At the Niwa's… Emiko's deadly bear hug has unleashed it self on poor little Zero! Mwahahahahahahahahaha

Zero shouted as Emiko's death hug tightens, "Elp!" Kouske is trying to calm his wife down, "Now, now Emiko, we don't want to kill anyone, do we?" Emiko said in protest, "But he looks like my Dai-chan." Daiki smiled as he hands Daisuke a large sum of money, "Daisuke, kindly buy Zero cloths from the mall…" Daisuke said with huge questioning eyes, "Do you want me to help him buy a whole wardrobe?" Daiki replied with a nod, "Yup."

Later at the mall… about 2:00 on the afternoon… they never saw Risa (alive ever) again.

Satoshi said after checking the shopping list, "I think that's all we need." Hiead pointed at the many knives they just bought, "What are these for?" Satoshi said while pointing at the cooking utensils, "Survival." Hiead got the point, "Ok…" who in the world can cook gourmet foods with out knives.

They met up with Zero and Daisuke…

Zero sad as he smiled wide, "Hello! We don't have a reason any more to be rivals… so, can we be friends?" Hiead replied with an icy glare "No." Daisuke said uneasily, "They remind me of Dark and Krad." Satoshi held on to Daisuke's left hand, "Lets leave them before we end up in jail."

The younger two walked a good 5 meters away from the older two who are presently about to jump on each other's gut. The crowd is gathering, who will win the fight to the death round 1 million?!

Satoshi said as he drag Daisuke further from the commotion, "Don't worry, Niwa-kun, no one will blame us if they destroyed something." Daisuke asked with a gulp, "Destroy something?" Satoshi stopped and looked back at the fighting pair, "If I'm correct… they are our alternate selves in the dimension they came from, but they have Dark and Krad's personalities." Daisuke saw the fight and acted like a mediator, "Hey! You two no fighting or you'll be punished painfully!" At this point, Satoshi was beginning to be annoyed like hell, "Want me to kill the both of you!" Hiead glared at Daisuke then at Satoshi, "If you keep this idiot away from me I'll stop!" Zero shouted as he was about to hit Hiead in the left shoulder, "I'm not an idiot!!!!!!!!" Satoshi said to the once rivals with every ounce of venom he has, "The people around you are already labeling you two lunatics, now shut up!"

Zero and Hiead obeyed and went with Sato and Dai. They were alternating ZDHS (go figure!). Satoshi (with a spare key) and Hiead dropped their new items in a limo on the parking lot, the driver was somewhere in the mall looking at auto parts. Dai and Zero tagged along.

Zero whispered to Daisuke, "Is this Hiwatari guy some sort of a rich kid?" Daisuke nodded and whispered back "Yes but he'll kill you if you say that in front of him." The sentence made Zero shiver a bit.

And back in the mall they went… this time for Zero's cloths, Satoshi and Daisuke's date (if you can call that a date), and for Hiead's curiosity. Hiead and Zero kept on asking what's that/this, how do this/that work etc… on Satoshi's end it was easy with Hiead who figure things out by himself and only asking the really hard ones, but Zero was asking something about everything to Daisuke. By the end of the day they all have a taste of ice cream (Hiead- vanilla, Satoshi- blueberry, Daisuke- strawberry, and Zero- chocolate… the ice creams that reminds me of them)

Hiead was licking the frozen treat slowly as he was getting used to the temperature. Zero said while he was looking at Hiead and licking away his ice cream, "This is delicious but cold… yummy Hiead, licks… what am I thinking?!" Hiead was getting used to the icy temperature of the frozen food, "What flavor is this?" Satoshi said in boredom, "Yours are vanilla and Zero's chocolate, mine is blueberry and Niwa's is strawberry." Zero said to the world, "So this is what chocolate taste like. YUMMM!" Daisuke said raising an eyebrow, "You never had one before?" Zero said as he munched down the ice cream, "Nope all they ever feed to us are candle wax like blobs."

That struck fear in Daisuke… having only candle wax for food (Crade: I don't want to be in GOA!!!!!). Later by sundown Zero and Daisuke was carrying 4 bags each of cloths and the like. While Hiead and Satoshi rode away to some other place we don't know… the police station maybe… In the Niwa's… dinner… all stuffs had been arranged in proper order.

"Wow! The food's great!" Zero said in pure delight. Emiko replied as she smiled from ear to ear, "I'm glad that you like my cooking." "Kyu!" With said as the rabbit like creature was eating the bowl of strawberries.

In Satoshi's er… apartment…

Satoshi said as he searched his kitchen for any signs of food, "Want to eat?" Hiead rose form the couch in Satoshi's living room and went in the kichen, "I need to eat." Satoshi opened and closed the empty fridge, "There's nothing here apart from… absolutely nothing." Hiead asked in curiosity, "How do you survive with out food?" Satoshi answered as he signals Hiead to change cloths "I go down then walk for 10 minutes and order something from a café." Hiead changed to the cloths he borrowed from Satoshi, "Ok…" Good thing that they were of the same vital statistics.

Later, they walked to the small café and ordered (Satoshi) a huge cup of mocha coffee, a tuna sandwich, (Hiead) a cup of coffee float (the one with the cream on top), and a burger. Then they walked back.

At the Niwa's… specifically in Dai's room…

Zero was looking at Daisuke when he noticed he has no bed, "Where am I supposed to sleep?" Daisuke looked at Zero with embarrassment, "Where you slept last night." Zero looked at the couch in Daisuke's room, "But the sofa is uncomfortable!" Daisuke looked at the couch and said as he was going out of his room, "I'll tell that issue to mom… just wait."

Later, Zero slept on a futon on the floor in Dai's room.

At Toshi's room…

Hiead question as he was looking around the apartment, "Where shall I sleep?" Satoshi replied as he was pointing to a door at the opposite of the hall way to his door, "In that room… if the bed is dusty then change the covers…" He said while rummaging a closet. He found a clean set of bed cloth and pillow and blanket all of astronomical designs and hands it all to Hiead. Satoshi was about to go in his room when Hiead said, "Seeing my status right now, can you open the door for me?"

Satoshi opened the door to the other (smaller) bedroom let's say 5 by 6 meters (Toshi's is 7 by 9 meters). The smaller room had a single person's bed, a cabinet, a table with a small mirror enough to see your face and upper torso, an electric fan, a bedside table with a small night lamp and a window with blinds. The room was decorated with shades of blue, gray, and some gold here and there, and a light bulb can be seen on the ceiling. Hiead changed the covers and changed his cloths and slept. In Toshi's room Satoshi and Krad were arguing about Krad's hidden plan to Hiead.

Satoshi said with all the intimidation he can muster, "Krad if you hurt him I swear I'll kill you!" Krad said sarcastically, "Me do those… this angel wouldn't even think of such." Satoshi clenched his fist, "'Liar!"

A little later Satoshi was unconscious and became Krad. He slowly crept in the alien's room and crawled on the sleeping teen. Hiead's eyes shot open and Krad silenced him with a kiss to the lips before he could even say anything. Weirdly enough, Hiead became passive and returned the touches and kissed the curse was giving him. Later when all sort of decency was on the floor and rationality and logic flew out the window…

Hiead asked Krad with a soft moan, "W-why are you…?" Krad answered back as he was going to lick the other's neck "You look like my Satoshi-sama…" Hiead moans again from the friction on his parts where Krad's hands are now busy "K-Krad… mmmmm-more…" Krad said as he puts a hand below Hiead's head, "But unlike MY Satoshi-sama, you actually like to be under me." Krad licked Hiead's lips and he entered the younger boy's body going in and out slowly which produced a not so loud moan from the younger one's throat. "Krad!" Hiead uttered as the older one went faster. "But unlike my Satoshi, you're vanilla shake, icy and fluid."

TBC

1 because "gner" when read in Japanese is "gu-ne-ru"… and were English so Gner will be said as to "near"… silent g.

2 out of curiosity… where does the Niwa get all their money…? No one in the family seemed to be working…

Crade: that's Hiead's punishment for taking me beloved coffee away from me!

Hiead: (wearing only a blanket around his body) make me do that again and I promise I'll kill you!

Crade: Krad, help me!!!!

Krad: if you make one more of those scenes then I'll be happy to help you!

Crade: OK!!!!!

Dark: and it's getting late, Okasamyn is trying to smash down the door and make Crade sleep already so people, please review (does royalty wink and smile)

Crade: I can't sleep!!!!!!!!!!!

Okasamyn: (punched Crade on the tummy) there! You're sleeping! Good… Kuruu-dear!? (out of the room)

Kuruu: what?! Why did you punch you little brother?!

Okasamyn: make him sleep. Now, drive these kids back to their owner! (throws sleeping gas in Crade's room knocking out the lights off of the cast)

Kuruu: ok! (keys appear on hand)

Okasamyn: take care cousin! Please review sweeties (does this very insane laugh)