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Crade: the coffee, the coffee, and the coffee… that's the only thing I own right now… sorry I can't sell to you Dark and the others, they not mine.
Okasamyn: a testament to the statement "school is hell"… WARNING: the usual… Yaoi and other bad words.
Kuruu: one more year and I'm free of that hellhole!
Satoshi: anyone, SAVE MEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Krad: I will not follow that script!!!!!!!!!!
Crade: but you'll be cute! (puts out doggie face)
Hiead: that wont work for me…
Crade: ok… I'll let Zero do the…
Dark: on with it!!!!!
Thoughts…Said out to the public…
(Person message is aimed to) telepathecal messages
Talking to the other halves…
Chapter 2: Last days of Freedom, First day of Hell!
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Sunday morning at the Niwa's… all's hell that ends… well… hell. Daisuke and Zero were in the bath brushing hair or teeth when poof from nowhere came Dark.
Dark said to his reflection in the mirror, "I love my body!!!!!!!" he kissed the bathroom mirror three times. Daisuke, "You're out?!" Is shocked, shocked, and utterly… shocked. Dark made this huge grin and said, "It's the nicest thing that ever happened to little ol' me!" And is presently hugging Dai-chan. Zero shouted while brushing his hair, "I thought you guys have the same body?!" Emiko is shouting from down stairs like an army general, "BREAKFAST IS READY! COME DOWN, MEN!"
They had breakfast… later (due to dark being dark…) Kouske has to go with them to Satoshi's place… about a good 1 hour later (because of Dark in full flirt mode. And that's why they had Kouske along for the ride to be Dark's tamer at the moment…)
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In Toshi's place, Toshi is still sleeping besides Krad who is also sleeping, and both are oblivious to the things happening. Daisuke knocked on the door and Hiead opening it. All was wearing the appropriate clothing… all except for Hiead… he was wearing shorts and a half buttoned white polo shirt… and a girly-girl apron that was baby blue in color with frills and laces…
Zero immediately went in a laughing fit, "Hiead I didn't know that you were…" He looks at Hiead and laughed again. Hiead was fuming with anger and blushing with embarrassment, "I was cooking!!!!!" Then something clicked in Dark's head, "I better steal that potion next… and Krad will be all mine!!!!!!! He's cute!!!!!!!!" Dark then hugs Hiead likes he's a plush toy.
After the welcoming… act, they went in and Hiead continued cooking omelets. Minutes flew and 2 persons who WERE sleeping shouted. Daisuke got worried and went in Satoshi's unlocked room.
Daisuke took one step inside, "SATOSHIIIIII!!!!!!!" his eyes widens "S-sorry!" he shuts door tight. In chibi mode, Dark asked "Tell me what happened there?!" The, now redder than red, red head utterd, "K-Krad w-was there in t-t-the g-g-ground s-s-s-shocked and S-s-s-s-s-satoshi i-is…" the worried Kouske stiffened, "Satoshi is what?" Daisuke blushed and hesitated for a while, "He's naked… I saw it all…" is presently blushing and thinking bad things… "Smooth skin, sexy physic, huge c—k… My Satoshi never looked more delicious than that…" (Crade: we have only looked at Dai's cover page (1)!!!!). Dark went in pervert mode and was immediately held back by Kouske, "LEMEEEEEEE IIIIINNNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
In side the room, Krad was straddling Satoshi. As Daisuke said, the bluer of the two was naked while the golden one was fully dressed.
Satoshi covered by the blanket, only by the blanket, "How did you got out?!"
The demon angel said while looking at Satoshi hungrily, "The painting must have done this or the dimensional flux that those from another dimension caused. Nee, Satoshi-sama, you look more delicious naked like that…" Krad kissed the lips of the panicked Hikari. They the went out after a full ten minute of unending kisses.
In the kitchen… Zero is sort of helping Hiead with the simple taste test and there was a revelation!!!!
The idiotic of the two was shocked for a while, "HIEAD YOU MAKE THE MOST DELICIOUS OMELET EVER!!!!!" he's entered a dream like state and looked hungrily at Hiead. The silver haired cook thought and uttered in annoyance, "Must be the salt. What the hell are you thinking, Enna?!" Zero said in full maiden-in-love mode than can rival any girl and is complete with flirty gestures and expressions "You, my beloved Hiead-dearest." Zero cupped the silver haired one's chin and pushed him to a counter and straddled him so their parts collided. Zero uttered seductively, "May we go to the bath now? I'm kind of in heat here."
(Silver is Hiead, brown is Zero, red is Daisuke, blue is Satoshi, Gold and Purple is Krad and Dark, dark brown is Kouske… get it?)
Krad appeared from the hall dragging Satoshi (in pajamas) be the arm. He shouted at Hiead and Zero, "What are you doing making love in the kitchen?!" then he saw the salt shaker like bottle of the Hikari artwork the "Love Powder" (2). In anger the gold one said, "Hiead, where did you got the Love Powder?!" The silver pushed the brown to the floor, "In the cabinet by the fridge." The gold one asked while the brown and silver fought on the kitchen floor, "Where did you put it?!" The silver one said while trying to escape the in coming lips of the brown one, "In the omelet… I thought it was salt."
Krad threw the omelet on the burner and it turned to ash, which got Hiead mad and Zero the chance to French kiss the silver one. The commotion attracted the others. Dark got jealous and pulled the blue to the bath and locked the door. The darker brown, the red, and the gold heard moans and shout emitting from the bathroom, minutes later. So gold got mad and red got so stressed that he fainted, while darker brown sweat dropped.
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After the morning and some chaos later… 2:00 pm, in the living (dead) room talking about the culture, history, other important things and… and… and…
Kouske looks gentle and kind, but, "How about school?"
Zero, now cured by Krad, is suspiciously looking at Kouske "School?"
Satoshi the very annoyed one said, "Yes… school."
Dark and Krad in unison and with a really wicked smile, "Only Hiead and Zero will go there, not us…"
Later, a SEEMINGLY KIND and GENTLE Kouske dragged them all to Toshi and Dai's school, because they can NEVER leave Krad and Dark alone.
Daisuke uttered like a cornered bunny, "I never thought that dad could be scarier than mom." The thief said in fear, "Help…"
They enrolled Hiead and Zero in the school and they can enter the said institution by Wednesday. All they need are the papers… and the school supplies…
Mr. Principal Kuruu said while reading the results and some printed out fan fiction, "They passed the entrance exam and they can enter the school if all the papers are completed." Kouske asked in a suspicious tone, "Why are you the principal?" Kuruu glared at Kouske then said, "The real principal got fired and they asked me to be the temporary principal."
Some strange noise can be heard from the principal's locker in the office. Dark while searching for the source of the sound, "What was that?" The black haired and blue eyed principal smiles innocently and said, "Nothing dearies…"
The door opened to reveal Okasamyn with three file folders in hand with papers in them, "Hello Kuruu-san!!! I got their papers all check and complete." The silver one said, "Now, why are you here?" Okasamyn replied with a huge smile, "Nothing, I only want to help you get in." Zero stood up and pointed, "Is that the GOA logo?" Okasamyn throws a fake smile, with evil intention inside, "I think so." Kuruu never took eye away from the printed out fiction, "So the papers are all here, when do you want to enter?" the silver answered before anyone can, "The third day." The idiotic brown said, "Why the third day?" Hiead glared at Zero, "So that we could still have time to buy school supplies and the like." Satoshi thought to himself, "This needs money." Krad looks at the locker with suspicion, "The locker is emitting strange noises…"Kuruu pushes them all out the door "Well you don't need to be here any more longer…"
Once they were all gone, Kuruu lets the real principal out and fire him… and then Kuruu and his best friend Leckie were self hired to be the new principals. During Monday and Tuesday, Hiead and Zero was helped by Krad and Satoshi, Dark and Daisuke with the issue of school life…
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Wednesday morning… in Hiwatari's office, Satoshi and Hiead went in… Krad was left in the apartment because he's decided to lock him self in and be a maid.
Hiwatari steps up and inspects the stoic Hiead "So this is the child from the other side. He's like your alternate self, Satoshi." Satoshi as cold as –1000 degree F and as formal too "Father, we need more financial support, and also, Krad is separated from me." Hiwatari looked at Hiead with an evil aura, "Yes, yes, I'll triple your allowance. I can use this one in my plans… yeah; right…" is now thinking of plans for world domination "I'm glad to meet you. Your name and age would be?" Hiead equally cold as Satoshi replied, "My name is Hiead Gner and I'm fifteen years old."
The blue cuts of the other two's glaring competition, "Excuse me father, we would like to stay here longer but we have school." Hiwatari looked at Satoshi and puts on a fake smile, "Oh, my apologies. You two may go now, I will be seeing the both of you again this coming Friday afternoon." He walks back to the desk. Satoshi now colder, "Yes father."
They both nodded then they left. Later at school… (Crade: anyone who hates Risa (the bitch!) must read this!!!!)
Risa shouted so that the whole world can hear, "Niwa-kun, who is that dreamy boy with Hiwatari-kun?" A not so dangerous looking object flew by her shoulder missing her by an inch. Daisuke sweatdroped, "That's Gner Hiead…" Risa squealed, "It is Hiead Gner-sama!!!!!" she went in full bitch mode. A dangerous looking object flew by her head missing her by a millimeter (Crade: I need to practice my dart skills). Riku said madly at Risa, "I thought you like Dark?!" Wishing the same thing as the author is. Risa uttered while she went in full maiden mode, "I like Dark… but I love Gner-sama…" Then out of nowhere a 5 inch thick book (hopefully a chemistry book) flew and hits her on the head, which knocked her out for the next 10 hours and some minutes. Cheered Riku, "Yes!!!!" Then she does this cheer/happy dance with Crade.
While banging on the computer table Okasamyn said, "Crade, go back to the other side of the screen!!!!!!!!" The author smiled and said, "Hai!!!!!" Grabs the 5 inch thick chemistry book and left the other world, "Ja mata ne!"
The first subject started with Zero and Hiead introducing their selves to the whole class, which resulted to all of the girls falling in love with one or both of them (except for Riku who loves Daisuke).
Insert chaotic scenes here… like…
No. 1.) Hiead and Zero being tackled to the ground by squealing, shouting, and bitchy girls of all ages. There was this mob of girls and women who glomped them at recess. They were happily walking in one of the open-to-all hallway to the roof when… (Toshi, Dai, Riku uses a secret passage way to the roof)
Girl 1, "Aaaawwww! They're cute!!!!!" They tackled H and Z to the ground along with other girls (4). The silver haired one is really med now and is looking for a deadly weapon, "GET AWAY FROM ME!!!!!!!" So he grabs this really thick book (5) out of nowhere and hits a random girl, which knocked her out. Zero, "Effective!!! DON"T TOUCH MY PARTS!!!! PERVERT!!!" He also pulls out another book from nowhere and knocked someone out.
The bluenette said while in a secluded hallway looking at the chaos with Daisuke and Riku, "I told them to quickly follow us." The red head is getting nervous, "I hope they don't hurt them too badly…" In aw, Riku said, "This is the firs time I saw someone survive that kind of mess."
Hiead and Zero whacked the girls to sleep by hitting them on the head by the really thick books.
No. 2.) Random giving of love letters, which are ignored or turned down… After the lunch break the returned to their classroom and there on Hiead's desk, much to the dismay of Zero who didn't get any, are a pile of love letters some scented, some with gifts, one with an engagement ring, and some with food offerings…
Hiead in full Hiead-ish glare, "Who in hell they think I am?!" Emitting a pair of huge puppy eyes Zero begged, "Can I have the food and the gifts?" Hiead wiyh a dash of evil aura, "Be my guest, it's all yours!" Zero jumped around like an insane rabbit, "YEY!!!! He gave me gifts!!!"
After Zero grabbed all the items, he liked, with Hiead's help they toss the letters and anything else attached to it in the trash… that made the girls pout, and the boys… well… a bit jealous and a bit glad.
No. 3.) But the most confusing thing that ever happened to Zero and Hiead is that the more Hiead threatens to kill someone the more the girls fall for him. By the time they were dismissed by their last teacher, Hiead already is pinning a victim to the wall…
With cobra venom in voice tone Hiead said, "Why do you keep on following me?! Are you an idiot? I said I hate you so LEAVE ME ALONE!"
She makes a moaning sound, "My love, pin me some more!"
So head punched the poor girl, "I had enough of you bitches!"
The brown haired idiot yelled at Hiead, "You don't have to be so cruel!!!!"
Hiead at this point was mad as hell "Why not?!"
Satoshi said when he remembered something, "Krad, at one, point did worse…"
Daisuke questioned while feeling left out in the fun, "Nee, Hiwatari-kun, why are they only going for those two?"
Satoshi twitched at the mention of the scary man's name, "They got tired of us or they want a new toy."
Riku said, "I think both of those are correct." She points at the mob of girls and gays running towards Hiead and Zero.
Hiead and Zero said in an annoyed tone, "Oh hell…"
The girls said as they squirm, "They're cute… "
By the end of the day, their (pertaining to Hiead and Zero) cloths were in sort of a ruin, their hair is messy, they are all (also only pertaining to Hiead and Zero) exhausted… and when they got to their rooms they fell on their beds and slept.
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In the Niwa's… 11:15pm. Daisuke and Zero was fast asleep while Dark was scheming of something evil and well… very evil… (insert a very evil tone here) and he is sitting on the balcony ledge with Wiz on his shoulder. Dark's eyes was covered with his bangs so we can only see the star shaped shine…
Dark is acting like Krad, "He's mine, and all mine! Mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine, mine…Krad will be mine!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha… Must steal that potion!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Krad, my love, will be all mine!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"Another huge evil grin showed I his face and is currently emitting a more evil aura than Mr. Hiwatari (6). With is getting nervous, worried, and scared, "Kyuuuu kyu kyuu?" (translation: what's happening to master Dark?) Dark with his eyes shinning with evilness and pervertedness, "Help me Wiz… this will be the most exiting event this season… This does not require a note… this takes precedence and importance… and now, I can't wait…"
They flew to the museum bypassing Satoshi's apartment…
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12:07 am in the museum… Dark stole a crystal like shining potion in a green ball shaped bottle the size of a golf ball that has a one-drop dropper for a cap. As he steals the item he's smiling evilly and eyes shining evilly too. Then Dark went to Satoshi's apartment and made Satoshi and Krad drink the said potion, one drop each in the mouth. It was an artwork made by a Hikari who was once in love with his own kind but as culture would have it they were banned from seeing each other until he made the potion and the other boy drastically changed… and only those with power knew the change… (pertaining to the Hikaris and the Niwas)
When Dark arrived home… he crawled next to Daisuke, after changing cloths, and prepared to sleep and hugging Daisuke. Dark was laughing evilly inside when he thought, "Dai-chan, tomorrow our wishes will come true!! Krad, you will be mine, mine, and all mine!!! Krad will have my babies!!!!!!"
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In Toshi's apartment at two something in the morning. Satoshi woke up to drink a glass of water… he noticed that his hair was longer (10 inch longer) and he had heavier chest and he was half a sleep so he ignored what he felt. He went back to sleep inside Krad's warm and possessive embrace.
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1 – "don't judge a book by It's cover" there that says something right?
2 – "Love Powder" randomness caught me as Kuruu-unichan shouted "OKASAMYN, GET THIS POWDER OF MY FACE!!!!". The powder is like the "sleep and then you will fall in love with the first person you see" sort of, but with out the sleep part…
3 – what's his name? I forgot… well… we don't know.
4 – the girls there have no shame!!!!!!!!
5 – the books are becoming a weapon of mass destruction!
6 – twenty "mine"s how many… many, many!
Okasamyn: you typed all these in two hours…?
Crade: SUGAR HIGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WIIIIHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WhothoughtthatKRADhasacuteandcudlyside!??!?!?!?!?!?!?!
Kuruu: so what happened?
Hiead: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!! (falls to the ground and is in shock)
Kuruu: wow… lots of shouts today… but that is not the answer to my question.
Dark: Krad, my love, I want your BODY and your BABIES! (chases Krad with burning lust)
Krad: Crade, you're DEAD!(running a way from the deranged thief)
Daisuke: I didn't know that Satoshi could be sexy… (drooling and day dreaming)
Satoshi: Dark's pervertedness is getting infectious…
Zero: Hiead… I love you! (throws himself at Hiead's lap acting like a cat in catnip high)
Okasamyn: I thought that Krad cured Zero?
Krad: for the sake of the next chapter, the Love Powder infects him again. (knocked out Dark with frying pan of doom, the 12 inch wide one)
Kuruu: I see…
Kouske: why is Dark being over the edge?
Crade: I said that Krad and Satoshi will be FEMALE… and he's not one with Daisuke anymore, so he can be as perverted as he wants now.
Daisuke: it's the raging hormones, I tell you!!!!
Others: 0.0;
Crade: please review… I need it to know weather I continue or not… (is drinking the 7th cup of coffee) coffee
Okasamyn: thank you all… see you next chapter!
They fall over sleeping it's 12:00 am on a Sunday…