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Crade: as of now… I only own the coffee, the coffee, and the coffee… sorry I can't sell to you Dark and the others, they're not mine.
Okasamyn: WARNING: the usual… Yaoi and other bad words. With the added insanity of a coffee-less Crade who thinks that it's cute if a kid licks a vanilla person. And OOC!
Kuruu: on this chapter, a new format and shorter chaps… Krad and Dark gone mad!
Satoshi: I hate my role! (vital stats: 37-24.5-34.3 and is 5')
Krad: (embracing Hiead (5'6") like a stuffed toy) Can I have this one? (vital stats: 39-24-36 and is 5'7")
Crade: Buy him form your maker!
Dark: Don't you want me anymore, Krad? (6'1")
Daisuke: (is 5'3") Can we change the play?
Zero: (5'5.5") Nope we…
Crade: We shall!!!!! Mwahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I need coffee!
Okasamyn: sorry if Crade lacks coffee.
Crade: one more… I will be using both the names Sophia and Satoshi to, well… call Satoshi.
Thoughts…Said out to the public…
telepathically sent messages (if any…)
Chapter 4: Kwadie-kwinns and Dawkie-kwuns (says something, right?)
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In the classroom in one Thursday afternoon (3:15 because school ends at three in the afternoon) there practices the cast and crew of the play by Takeshi (Crade: whose only role in my fic is to create this play.) with girls showering the cast with red and white pieces of paper that can be also called artificial rose petals. (Crade: because the real ones are only for the play.) They are specifically showering Sophia and Hiead some paper.
With still deadpan emotions is Hiead just saying his role in the play, "I only want to say thank you for saving me from death. I think that I'm in…" he stopped and said with fury and anger, "Takeshi you're dead!" Takeshi said in fear and is shaking, "it's a play! It's all pretending, there is no reality in it!"
The teacher suddenly arrived. "Sorry class, the principal said it was too mature for you so he banned the play." All eyes looked at the teacher. Takeshi butted out, "but the play is perfect!" The teacher said, "Yes, but he said you need more romance, and change the script. The thing is too clean." She said. "What do you all mean by 'need more romance'?" Daisuke, asked in the gentlest way he can muster. The teacher said in whispers to Takeshi, "more love or, if necessary, sex scenes…" was cut of by Takeshi, "The principal is brilliant! That's the thing that was lacking in the play! ACTION!" with a very scary accent that made Daisuke and some go behind the more courageous people in the room.
Takeshi, then ran back to his home to write the new script of the play… scratch that. He's writing a new play altogether.
Hiead said in a in a dead like manner, "teacher, what did the principal said?"
"The play needs more love or, if necessary, sex scenes that does not require nudity"
Then all hell broke loose vi a Satoshi, now Sophia, Hikari and Hiead Gner. Both said in unison, "Where can we find that Saehara?" (With hell close behind them.)
Daisuke Niwa and Rei "Zero" Enna was holding their friends to stop them from completely making hell go up. As for the other istupidients (students) in the class (can't say much) they simply fell to the floor fainted, some because of their imagination going wild that resulted in blood loss that was a result of nose bleeds (for the majority of the male population of the room).
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In Satoshi's apartment there making love on the tub is a girl Krad and (now more perverted) Dark. Both nude, both in foreplay, both in heat, but only one is 'pregnant' (I think…) and it's not Krad, nope, definitely not Krad.
Krad asked about something while moaning in the pleasure the other is giving her, "Dark, why are you this good with…" and moans again at the slight pain near the left ear where Dark is now attending to. Dark answered after another passionate kiss to the other's lips, "Because I'm always pregnant with ideas on how to make you moan or better yet, scream my name, dearest Kraddie-love." Then they heard Satoshi scream 'again?!'. Krad smirked and said, "I guess they'll be cleaning our mess again." "Yes, I'm free to love you more." "Then love me more, Dark-dear." They made love some more.
Out on the hallway there stood the two whose going to clean the mess the other two made hours ago. Hiead this time slipped on a very slippery substance on the floor and crashed on to Satoshi (who is currently a girl). Now they are on the floor with Hiead's face on the middle Satoshi's huge breast. Satoshi went blue and passed out. The panicked Hiead (but doesn't show it) carried Satoshi bridal style to the only two rooms with out the smell and mess, Satoshi's bedroom. Some time later, Hiead cleared all the mess and sat down on the dinning room table's chair.
"Why do I have to clean the mess anyway?" after a few minutes of brooding, he stood up and started to cook dinner at exactly 6:47 in the night. One hour and some minutes later, Satoshi woke up and headed to the dinning room and was greeted by a Hiead wearing an apron and the sight and smell of home cooked ramen, and macaroni salad fit for five, since Dark is equivalent to two persons when eating. The amount was set precisely to fit those who will eat, and a plate more of salad and a bowl more of ramen for those who are still not satisfied with the served food.
"You did all this?" Satoshi said pointing at the table.
"Why not?" Hiead's stomach grumbled loudly.
Satoshi smirked, "Can we start eating?"
"We shall." Hiead blushed of embarasment...
While the younger two in the apartment ate their dinner, while the other two (overcome by a different hunger) went out of the bath and got clothed and started eating only minutes after the other two finished.
Dark said in a teasing manner, "As your father I command the both of you to clean the dishes while me and your mother make more younger siblings for you to play with." Hiead and Satoshi looked at Dark very scarily and said in perfect unison and with a touch of venom, "Dark, either you clean or we'll kill you slowly and painfully." With that Dark gulped and continued eating quietly as well as Krad.
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In the Niwas, Daisuke who has Wiz on his head answered the ringing phone…
"Hello, Niwa residence Daisuke speaking… Satoshi-kun… You want me to get Dark out of your apartment? … Ok! Bye." with that Daisuke went to his mom to ask permission. After some Niwa Emiko blabbering Daisuke was finally permitted to go after Kouske calmed her down and sad that he may go. Daisuke went to the said apartment to find a crying Dark pounding on the door like a five year old that has one bad day and has teary eyes.
"YOU CAN'T KEEP ME AWAY FWOM ME KWADIE THAT LONG, I SWEAR IT!" with that statement out Dark went in chibi mode and ran to Daisuke crying. "Dark-kun, what happened to you? " "Atoshi, do not want (sniiiiiiiiifffffff) a Darkie a near a Kwadie for a weekie." "There, there, Dark-kun, you can always sneak up when all is asleep." With that out of Daisuke's lips, Dark recovered his usual self and grinned. Daisuke sweatdroped and they left for home.
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In the apartment, Krad was acting like a four year old that was a victim of candy robbing and in chibi mode and saying…
"Bwat Kwad want Dawk-chan pway evewy day… is dwat (that) hawd to askie, Toshie-toshie?" with huge crying puppy eyes that has a kids innocence. But the immune Satoshi did not budge while Hiead is taking a nap in his room. "No Krad. You have to wait for another week."
With that Krad the girl chibi cried a fountain worth if tears, "bwat Kwadie want to pway with (snnniiiiiifffffff) Dwawkie-kwun! KWADIE WANNA PWAY WITH (ssnnniiiffff) DWAWKIE-KWUN-CHAWN EVEWY DAYIE, ATOSHI-WAMA!! ME WANNA PWAY WIH (with) DWAWKIE!!!!!" Krad said all that in a four-year-old fashion… high pitch, annoying, and action filled. Then Krad suddenly stopped crying and dropped asleep (like a four-year-old who was just sprayed with sleep spray) face first to the floor of the living (dead) room.
Satoshi sweatdroped, then Satoshi carried (like any mother would) the still chibi Krad to Hiead's room, and then placed the chibi besides Hiead. The two sleeping beings hugged each other like there's no tomorrow. Satoshi, being a girl, smiled at the two at how cute they are, "Aw! Like father and child. Here I am standing like a mothe… WHAT IN HELL AM I THINKING?! I'M A BOY! I was a boy …" Satoshi went away to do her assignments. By the time she finished all the assignments there was a loud scream followed by a high-pitched cry of a four year old. She went out running.
(by this time Satoshi was only two-fifths away to finishing her assignments)Krad woke up and saw a sleeping Hiead. Krad thought that the other one was made of vanilla and started licking the sleep away from Hiead. Krad licked every inch of skin he can find, even the skin under the blanket. Krad said in astonishment, "Why ish thish waniwa (vanilla) shweetie (sweeter) than the waniwa ai-shu-ku-wim (ice cream)? Mow (more) shweetie waniwa fow Kwadie!" So Krad licked Hiead's left cheek. All the licking caused Hiead to utter a small, barely there, cute sound and opened his eyes to see a kid liking the skin off of his face, "WHAT IN HELL IS THIS KID DOING HERE?!" The shout shocked Krad and he screamed in tears. Then Krad said, "I WANT ATOSHI-WAMA AND DWAWKIE-KWUN!!!" That's when Hiead decided to run and go out of the room.
Both teens got out of their rooms in unison and bumped onto one another, with Hiead below (hands above the head) and Sophia in a crawling position on top. Then out goes the four year old Krad dressed only in a very lose white t-shirt. "Uu! Atoshie-wama a labie-dabie wih Hidie-shie-aniwa… (Hiead-vanilla)" Krad covered his eyes with his hands, "Kwadie givie labie-dabie pwaiwa-i (privacy)." Then the teens said in unison while trying to convince Krad that it was all an accident, "we are not doing lovie-dovie, Krad!" the child responded with pure innocent puppy like golden eyes, "You aw not dwowing labie-dabie, Atoshi-wama?"
"No we're not!" they said, like angry lions would.
"Is Atoshi-wama awnd Hidie-waniwa angwi wih Kwadie?" Krad said in huge teary puppy doggie eyes.
"No, ah… we're not…" Satoshi and Hiead smiled like idiots "See? We're even smiling, we're not mad."
"Atoshi awnd Hie-dishie nowt mad awt Kwadie?" Krad said with huge puppy eyes.
"No Krad, we're not mad at you." Satoshi said with all the calm he has left.
Hiead, then, said holding all is anger at bay, "Well then, the kid sleeps with you. I have nothing to do with your… once alter ego." With that he went in his room, locked the door and slept leaving Krad with Sophia. "Are you sleepy?" Satoshi said like an older sister. "Kwad wanna pway wih Dawkie." Said Krad with all the child-ness he has. "Sorry, it's night and his house is far from here."
"tumowow?" Krad, with huge puppy eyes, said.
"You can see him tomorrow."
"Who ish him?" another huge puppy eyes was aimed at Satoshi's direction… by Krad of course.
"I meant Dark. I better call the Niwas about this and see if they are willing to baby sit both of them…"
In one second Krad is infected with a case of ADHD, the next second he's on the floor sleeping soundly while a bubble of nose enzyme is expanding and contracting as he sleeps. The next thing that Satoshi did after Krad suddenly fell to the floor asleep is to lay him on her bed and call the Niwas.
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In the Niwa household Dark was down stairs with the ress of the older Niwas, Towa and With; the teens was in Daisuke's room doing finishing touches on their home work when Daisuke's phone started to ring again and was answered by the more idiotic of the two…
"Hello! You have reached the Niwa residence please call again…" the phone was snatched from Zero by an angry Daisuke. "Daisuke here. Sorry if Zero-kun…" his eyes widen at what Satoshi said, "KRAD HAS TURNED IN TO A SMALL CHILD!" then there was a shout in Satoshi's apartment. "Hiead! Shut the hell up! Sorry Daisuke. Krad sneaked in his room. Can I drop him there tomorrow? I can't leave him anywhere else." Daisuke answered, "Ok sure!"
"We'll talk more of these tomorrow, bye."
"Hai! Ja mata ne."
Daisuke looked at Zero with evident anger, then there was a loud yell that made the school boys ran down to the living room. When they got there, there was a loud shriek of Emiko followed by a loud thud on the floor, followed by Towa's shriek and another loud thud on the floor followed by the sound of a tea cup breaking on the floor and the sound of a T.V. remote falling to the floor, then another finishing loud thud on the floor.
"I, a Dawk Mawshi, ish gowing to shteal a Kwadie-kwins-chawn a twonight awt ec-sa-ca-ly a now!" while wearing only a huge black t-shirt and Daisuke's blanket like a cape and moving it like wings with his arms. He was running around the living room and kind of stepped on Emiko and Towa a few times before being caught by the not so shocked Kouske. Daiki (or Daichi?), the grand father said with amused shock, "Well what do we have here?"
Dark is struggling to free himself from the hold of a father (like the one where you'll throw the kid to the air) like a psycho child, "let a Dawkie a gow, wou (you) a fwiek (freak) of a candy a mawn!" Zero said with shock, " He's suppose to be a teen?!" Daisuke said while he's still recovering from the fall to the floor, "How did that append?" The two older males said in unison, "We are not sure…" Dark again said, "LET A DAWK A GWOW, A KWADIE-KWINS NEED A DAWKIE!!!! A DAWKIE ISHIE GANNA SAVIE A KWADIE!!!!" Every sane people in the living (faint) room sweatdroped. "A KWADIE-KWINS A HEWE (here) A DAWKIE A CAMIE!! A ZOOOOMMMMM!!!!!" Dark acted like superman flying thru the air, then he went to sleep in a second (like Krad) still being held by Kouske.
The two women who was fainted was conscious again. When Kouske almost let go of Dark to be handed over to Emiko, he woke up suddenly and shouted, "HEWE A DAWKIE A RE-SI-KYU A KWADIE!!!! A FFFFWAAAAIIII!!!" dark punched the air above him with he's right and the next second he's asleep again. Kouske said while the others sweatdroped, "That's new…"
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Friday morning Sophia and Hiead Dropped (the now little four-year-old boy) Krad in the Niwa residence to be taken care of by the Niwa family and especially to be taken care of (the now five-year-old) Dark. Later, when the school kids we're not seen any more, Dark went in 'protect-Krad-from-everything' mode and would not let people come in skin contact with Krad, if they persist, the unlucky one will get a bloody bite wound like Towa and Emiko. The kids went of to fortify a small corner of the living room near the one end couch with all the things (like vases (broken 3/4), flowers in the vases, plates, spoons, forks, small pillows, cushions from the couch, and news papers) that they could grab
While the two kids are playing, Kouske (just sat on the couch) looked at the kids and asked very politely, "Dark-chan, why are you protecting Krad-chan like that?" Dark answered like the over protective child that he is, "Bwecaws a Kwadie say a Kwadie is pain a bwecaws of a stewp dwadi a Hikawi. Bwicaws a stewp dwadi a Hikawi wanna tworn (turn) a Kwadie to a lifie likie awt (art)." Kouske replied back with a huge smile, "I see. Play as much as you want here, both of you"
Kouske thought for a minute before stumbling on an answer, "Could it be that Black Wings was made from Krad's body and soul and that the Niwa stepped in to stop the process of Krad being turned into an art but backfired because Dark, too, was sucked in? " Kouske looked at the kids again before turning the television on.
In the showbiz news today, the news anchor said with all the exciteemnt she can muster, "The most popular showbiz company is back! Yes people, the Castle Cross Corporation Entertainment is back with grander shows and more beautiful stars!"
Kouske almost fell to the floor, "Oh no! More trouble..."
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ADHD is a mental decease that causes hyper-activeness that kinder teachers really don't want to deal with. (officially) Attention-Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder (ADHD) (sometimes referred to as ADD for those without hyperactivity) is thought to be a neurological disorder, always present from childhood, which manifests itself with symptoms such as hyperactivity, forgetfulness, poor impulse control, and distractibility. In neurological pathology, ADHD is currently considered to be an unrelenting and chronic syndrome for which no medical cure is available. ADHD is believed to affect between 3-5 of the United States population, including both children and adults. (from: Wikipedia)
Crade: It's short! I think… what the heck. I need coffee!!!!
Okasamyn: Calm down!
Krad: Me a four-year-old kid?!
Dark: It's so un-mature, me being a struggling kid in the world of teens and women!
Hiead: all you care is making out with women, Mousy. And since when are you mature?
Krad: My vanilla lollipop! (Goes to Hiead and tackled him to the floor and started licking the lights out of him)
Satoshi: I hate this chapter!
Daisuke: My role is little here…
Zero: I want longer lines!
Crade: shut the hell up Zewow! Now fowr twa thankies you-ish…
KaitouDark93 - The name Crade sprang from Myn-unesan's char. Acraiyde (or something of similar spelling...) since I can't spell it... so Crade sparang forth. do you belive in gayness being genetic?
KokuYokuu - Ok! I'll try to keep the story in this format... and change the others ASAP.
Suishou Haruka - Sorry if their age changed... but don't worry... there will be more chapies!
Crade: I'll get myself an English Gramar book that tells me how to use the words and symbols properly. Thank you all of you nice people... I pwamish two kweep thish ishtowi waning... I need Cwoffie!
Zero: see you all next chaper.. That vanilla person is MINE!!!