REI UNLEASHED
Chapter 4
by Gunman
Disclaimer: Same as last time.
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Gendo was groaning as he tried to get up off the floor. It had been the worst week of his life, between the diarrhea, the blindness, the bleeding gums, the stomach cramps, the drooling, the facial and the erectile numbness, and the relentless flatulence, it was a miracle he didn't go mad.
He had barely gotten any sleep because of all this, and the memory loss that was supposed to accompany these side-effects was non-existent. He had been hoping for that at least, so he wouldn't remember any of this. The only good thing was that the room's ventilation system was working, so at least he didn't have to smell himself all day long.
But now his week was up, and he was feeling better.
The door to his room opened up and two dark suited agents walked in.
"So what is this all..." he started to ask as the agents pulled their tranquilizer guns.
(Shot, Shot)
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Gendo awoke to a rather dry sensation in his mouth. And a feeling of confinement as well.
Looking down he noticed he was strapped into what looked like a modified electric chair. His wrists, ankles, and waist were wrapped with leather straps, and he noticed with some panic, he was naked. And why was his skin wet?
"Awake at last." Rei Ayanami said, appearing in front of Gendo.
"Rei." he said to the white plug-suited commander. "Why am I naked? Why am I damp?" he asked, not bothering to ask why he was restrained as he looked at his drying skin and sniffed his shoulder. "Is that... sugar water?"
"Yes." Rei said, "But that is not important right this second." she then pointed downwards.
Gendo looked down and noticed the mess of hardened wax that was built up around his groin with strong fabric straps attached to it. He then realized that the large nurse, who had suddenly appeared, had applied it, as well as the straps. She looked back to Rei, who nodded, then turned back to Gendo and gave him a malicious grin before she gave the fabric straps a forceful yank that pulled virtually all of his lower hair off in a single pluck.
"WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" was the instant response as the Bikini Wax did it's job, leaving him rather bald.
"Impressive, I didn't know he could hit those high notes." one of the agents said as Gendo sobbed and breathed heavily.
Before Gendo could say anything, Rei approached him with a large open jar... with contents that were moving. Gendo opened his mouth the instant Rei flung the jars contents onto him.
Said contents being a couple hundred fire ants.
Gendo was screaming his head off as the ants started biting him all over where the sugar water had dried. Thrashing wildly in his restraints, yet unable to move, he shrieked like a little girl.
"EEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!! THEY'RE EATING ME!!! AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!"
"Get the coolants." Rei said calmly after a few seconds.
The agents blasted Gendo with the super cold coolant to kill the ants, which also started to frost his own body. When the agents were satisfied they had gotten all the ants, they stopped.
The coolant was basically the same stuff that they use to super freeze bubble gum so they can remove it from benches and such at amusement parks.
When the ants were dead, Rei walked up to Gendo, punched him hard in the face with her left hand, pulled her right hand from behind her back and shoved a bunch of blue pills she was holding into his mouth. She didn't spill anything. She closed her right hand down over his mouth, a water bottle in her left hand with a straw poking through her fingers, she squeezed on it to inject the water. The pressured spray and the hand over his mouth forced him to swallow the pill and water.
"What did you do? What were those?" He gasped as soon as the last pill had gone down his throat.
"Viagra pills. A large dose. They are referred to as 'The Weekender'." Rei answered him.
Gendo paled as the two agents standing behind him unstrapped him and helped him stand up.
"Basically, you will have an erection for the next 36 hours. I understand that longer than four hours is most... inconvenient." Rei said as the agents restrained him physically.
"I Could Die From That!" he shrieked as he could feel the pills immediately taking effect. He was basically upset because it was his manhood at risk. Again.
"You will not die. I will not allow it." Rei stated, impassively.
Of course not, can't torture someone if they're dead. "Then why did you..." he questioned, which was cut off by the blue-haired commander.
"Bring in the cow." Rei said.
"The... what?" he asked in complete confusion.
From the doorway, another pair of agents lead a baby calf into the room as the other agents continued to restrain Gendo.
The baby calf looks around and sees Gendo phallus sticking out.
"Release the cow." Rei said.
Gendo is struggling with the agents as the calf gallops up and, "OOOOOOHHHHHHGGOOOD!!"
After several long minutes, the agents pull the cow away, who hadn't gotten anything from Gendo, as the large nurse leads it out of the room with a big bottle of mothers milk.
Another nurse that Gendo didn't see before comes up and injects him with something.
"This will help keep the Weekenders from killing you." the nurse grinned as the agents basically dropped him onto his knees.
However, Gendo still felt incredibly stiff and it was painful. So much so that he barely missed the departing agents spray his body with some kind of greenish liquid.
"Why... did you... do that?" Gendo asked Rei as the agents and nurses started to leave.
"I am upset." Rei said as she struck a match on the small pack one of the agents had slipped her, tossed it at Gendo, igniting the highly flammable green liquid and set the man on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted as he thrashed wildly on the floor, even landing on his hardened erection once or twice.
Rei walked out of the room and the doors closed. The instant the doors were locked, the Halon system blasted the room with oxygen-eating gas, choking Gendo the same instant it put out the fire. Gendo coughed as the oxygen was pumped back into the room once the system had determined the fire had been extinguished.
A bikini wax. Chewed on by Fire ants. Nearly frozen by coolant. An overdose of erection pills. Molested by a cow. Set me on fire. Nearly suffocated me with gas. He mentally went down the list.
And that's when Gendo did something totally unexpected.
"Ooooh. God... why have you forsaken me?" he asked weakly.
(((BECAUSE YOU'RE A WEENIE!!!))) the booming voice of the Almighty spoke as a barrage of locusts suddenly appeared and attacked the man.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Outside, no one heard the screams coming from within the soundproof room.
It would have benefitted him little to know that Rei had several torture sessions mapped out for him and had prepared well for each one.
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Shinji had finished showering and had gotten his clothes on when a knock on his Geofront apartment door sounded.
He went over to the door and opened it up to reveal Commander Ayanami, still in her plugsuit, and staring at Shinji.
"Rei!" he said, pleasantly surprised to see her.
"May I come in?" she asked.
"Uh.. Sure." he said and stood aside as the young commander entered.
He closed the door and turned around to face Rei, as the girl slapped Shinji hard across the face.
"YOU WILL NOT EVER DO THAT AGAIN, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME, PILOT IKARI!!!"
Shinji gasped as he held his cheek. "Rei, what are you..."
"I am referring to your actions against the Angel!" she said, pointing at him.
"But Rei..!"
"NO! What you did was reckless, dangerous, and could have cost you your life!" she shouted.
"My job is to stop the Angels!" he protested.
"BUT NOT AT THE COST OF YOUR LIFE!" she shouted.
The incident Rei was referring to was the Angel attack that had occurred nearly two hours ago.
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FLASHBACK
(Two hours ago. Commander Ayanami's office...)
"You wish to file a restraining order against Mr Ryoji." Rei said as she looked at the form in her hands. "Is that right?"
"Yes, commander." Misato stated.
"I see." the blue-haired girl mused. "I have nothing against approving this order for you, considering his reputation as a philanderer, even if you are the 8th female to request it in as many days." she said, putting pen to paper.
Somehow, Misato wasn't surprised at hearing that.
Geez, Kaji! You and your hyperactive libido. She paused. Right, like I'm so much better. Well, only by half... maybe. She shook her head as Rei finished signing the document.
"Here you are, major." Rei said as she lifted the paper to the woman.
Misato reached for it, only to have Rei pull it back, just inches out of reach.
"Huh?" the woman gasped.
"I am prepared to give you this document, for a favor." she said.
"A... favor?"
"Yes." she said, realigning the paper for Misato to take.
"What favor?" the purple-haired woman asked.
Rei smiled.
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Misato was walking down the hallway with her precious restraining order in hand, and an amused expression on her face.
Who would have thought that about Rei. Oh well, it's not like I'm losing anything important. And it's going to be fun at any rate. Misato mused as she suddenly noticed her friend Ritsuko Akagi walking down the hallway.
Actually, 'walking' would have been an over-exaggeration. She looked tired like she hadn't slept, her hair was a mess and her make-up was lightly done. And the way she was walking... Misato grinned as she knew that staggering, post-sex walk.
Like a newborn animal trying to stand up.
"Ohhh. It's tough being a player isn't it?" Misato giggled as she passed the woman.
"Oh, bite me!" Ritsuko mumbled. She was tired, coffee-less, and in no mood for her friends teasing.
"Looks like someone already did." she smirked as she pointed.
Ritsuko looked down and blushed as she noticed the teeth marks on the back of her right calf.
"I don't want to talk about it." the blond mumbled and continued 'walking' down the hallway.
Misato wisely said nothing as she too departed down the hall.
Ten minutes later, the Angel Alarms rang.
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The skeleton crew had successfully done their job in preparing and launching both Unit 00 and Unit 01 into action.
The bridge crew confirmed the identity as that of the 13th Angel, which had The 3rd Angel's body except it was black, the 4th Angel's tentacles coming out it's back except there were four of them, and the 7th Angel's face, but with teeth.
Shinji had taken point against the Angel, putting himself in harms way once again when the Angel shot a cross-flare at Rei. He had survived the blast, as Rei charged forward and attacked the Angel. She deflected it's arms, only to be caught by it's four tentacles. Ritsuko used the new JetAlone weaponry to inflict more damage to the Angel than the military did, blasting it's face and severing two of the tentacles with its laser before it moved Rei into the line-of-fire.
Shinji saw this and got back up, putting himself in the line-of-fire and taking a lot of damage before Ritsuko stopped firing. The Angel raised Rei over it's head preparing to slam it into Unit 01, only to have both Eva's react. Rei used her handgun to shoot the Angel in the face, distracting it enough to allow Shinji to quickly spin around and miraculously stab it in it's core with his Prog. Knife.
This effectively killed the Angel and gave the Eva's the victory.
However, Rei was upset.
The reason for this was because Shinji had acted recklessly without regard for his own safety.
The Eva's returned to the Geofront and the cages. Once Shinji was out he headed to the showers. Rei however, called Section 2 and her special nurses and told them to put 'Plan 6' into effect. She then emerged from her Eva and headed to where Gendo was in order to 'relieve some tension'.
After ripping his inner hair out, throwing fire ants on him, freezing him, giving him a excruciating erection, having a hungry baby cow violate him, setting him on fire and nearly suffocating him with Halon gas, Rei left Gendo in his room, unaware of the locusts that 'The Almighty' had sent.
She left the room and went to shower, not taking off her plugsuit, and then went to confront Shinji about his rash actions today.
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(Shinji's apartment in the Geofront.)
"Tell me now, why? Why did you do that?" Rei asked.
"Because..." he started to say.
"I am waiting, Pilot Ikari."
"Because I didn't want you to get hurt!" he said in a raised voice.
She looked at him, her mood softening.
"You're the commander of NERV. I'm just a pilot. Protecting your life is a higher priority." he tried to explain.
That's not what I want to hear. She thought. Even though it is rather sweet of him to say.
She lunged forward and hugged him fiercely, burying her head in his chest.
"You stupid idiot!" she cried as she hugged him.
"Rei?" he asked in shock.
"You shouldn't be so reckless. Do you know how much pain it would cause others if you died?" she said with sadness intent.
"I'm sorry, Rei." he replied, putting his hands on her shoulders. "But it's my job. I have to put myself in the way of the Angels attacks... because... because..."
"Because..." Rei asked as she looked up at him, as if prompting him to continue.
He sighed and arranged his thoughts. "...because I would be sad if you died. I couldn't live if you weren't around, to never see your smile again... it would be horrible without you in my life."
Rei was entranced by his words.
"Rei what I'm trying to say is... the reason I acted so recklessly to protect you..." he paused for a second, his entire body feeling hot from what he was about to say. "..is because I love you."
She looked at him, tears now streaming from her eyes, her own heart beating wildly as heat rose within her. "I love you too, Shinji-kun." she admitted.
"You do?" he asked, slightly in shock as he had simply been expecting her to be mad at him, not have her return his love.
"I have loved you for a long time, ever since you piloted for me when I was injured. Slowly, I have begun to reciprocate those feelings that you have awoken within me. That is why.. Why... I do not what to lose you." It is why I became the Commander of NERV after I nearly lost you to the 12th.
"Rei." Shinji said as the boy hugged the girl, enjoying the feel of her against him.
This is so nice. I feel so... loved. She thought as she was held in his arms.
"Commander..." he suddenly spoke.
She paused, wondering why he was being so formal with her now.
"Requesting permission... to kiss you."
She blushed and gave him a lite smile. She knew that Shinji was not an aggressive person, but the fact that he was asking to kiss her was a fairly good sign.
"Permission granted." she said.
Shinji caressed the side of her face as he pressed his lips to hers. A jolt of warmth surged through her as she continued kissing him. Her arms wrapped around his neck, pulling him tighter to her as she deepened the kiss. Her tongue shot into his mouth, an action which startled Shinji enough to make him fall backwards onto the bed.
Rei went with him, landing on top of him as the pair continued kissing.
Rei was still dressed in her plugsuit, the skintight outfit showing off every curve and bend of her body, and she enjoyed rubbing it against him.
"Rei..." Shinji whispered as their lips parted briefly, her face only an inch from his.
"I love you, Shinji-kun." she said as she laid atop him like a bed, her legs drapped on his sides, her hands on his chest, and head on his shoulder. "And I wish for you to love me in return."
Shinji hugged her. "Yes, Rei-chan." he smiled, kissing her lightly on the forehead. "But you're the commander of NERV. You'd be dating an employee."
"That is incorrect." she stated.
"Why?"
"Dating would insinuate that I was being courted prior to having an actual relationship. I wish for an exclusive relationship... with you."
"You mean... just me and you."
"Yes."
"That sounds perfect." he said as he nuzzled her face with his own.
The pair held each other for several more minutes, wrapped in each others arms as they cuddled.
"Promise me, right now, that you will not do anything so reckless again." Rei said, breaking the silence.
"But my job is dangerous, Rei. Taking risks like that... it's what I have to do." Shinji explained.
"I am aware of that. But I want you to live... with me." she said as she hugged him.
Shinji just caressed the side of her face as he looked at her. "I won't leave you, Rei-chan." he said. "I promise you, I will do everything I can to stay alive so I can be with you."
Rei smiled as she moved up to kiss him again. She then sat upright on Shinji's stomach, her legs on both sides of his body. Shinji just blushed as he stared at the white plugsuit clad young woman.
"Do you like my suit, Shinji-kun?" she asked as she ran a hand over her skin tight suit, drawing her fingers between the valley of her breasts.
She looks so sexy. He thought with a blush. "It, uh... doesn't leave much to the imagination."
"That is not what I asked you." she said, her face indifferent.
Realizing that he hadn't answered her, he sat up and pulled the young commander to him, wrapping his arms around her gently as he rubbed her back soothingly.
"You're the most exotic, amazing and beautiful woman I've ever met Rei-chan." he said, the girl blushing as he whispered into her ear. "And you look really sexy in your plugsuit."
Rei smiled. "Right answer." she said as she leaned in and spent the rest of the night just kissing her new boyfriend.
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Back in his room, Gendo was twitching almost uncontrollably.
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Authors Notes:
The whole lava-hot scalding wax bit came from a Jeff Foxworthy skit about 'Bikini Waxing'.
I think it was on the 'Totally Committed' stand-up show.
The 'Weekender' was from a Bill Engvall comedy bit.
Setting him on fire I borrowed that from the movie 'Spawn'
The scene with the calf, that was taken from a movie called 'The Cowboy Way'.
The ants? I borrowed the idea from 'The Scorpion King'. The only difference is that I didn't have them eat Gendo. I'm not totally finished with him yet.
And the locusts were from a small segment of 'The Mummy'
I hope everyone enjoyed the torture I gave Gendo, I tried to be painful yet amusing at the same time. And I finally managed to get Shinji and Rei together after all this time, which I hope everyone was looking forward to.
The Angel is the13th Angel, which didn't take over Unit 03, and is instead an amalgamation of other another Angels, just for the heck of it.
But it's completely unimportant and I just added it because the Eva's needed something to fight in order that 1-people understand where the storyline takes place, and 2-to give Rei an incentive to make her feelings for Shinji known.
Next chapter, With Gendo out of the picture for a while, Section 2 steps up when Shinji and Rei go out on a date that gets interrupted by terrorists.
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OMAKE!!!
(You don't trust me?) Kaji asked over the phone.
"Of course not. You're alone with a beautiful, young and willing girl, in one of the most romantic places on Earth. Why should I trust you?" Misato joked into the phone.
(That's not funny!)
"Not to you."
(I'm not a pedophile, Misato!)
"I won't tell if you don't! And I'm sure Asuka won't say anything."
(Yes she will. Asuka will tell everyone that we had sex.)
(WE'RE GOING TO HAVE SEX? OH KAJI!) Misato heard Asuka scream through the phone.
(That's not what... I mean... Asuka, listen!)
(OH KAJI!)
(OH GOD!)
"Goodbye, Kaji-kun." Misato smirked as she hung up the phone and started laughing.
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OMAKE 2
"Why... did you... do that?" Gendo asked Rei as the agents and nurses started to leave.
"I am upset." Rei said as she struck a match on the small pack one of the agents had slipped her, tossed it at Gendo and set the man on fire.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" he shouted as he thrashed wildly on the floor, even landing on his hardened erection once or twice.
Rei walked out of the room and the doors closed. The instant they closed, Rei started grinning.
"The Gendo! The Gendo! The Gendo's On Fire! He don't need no water, let the mother#$& burn!" she said as she started doing the Cabbage-Patch and then the Snoopy-dance.