La Li Ho!! Hello again to another chapter of my craziness. Imma so happy on how the first chapter went! Yay! all day i was thinking about this chapter imma about to write. But enough of the saugage. Time for the COOKIES!!

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In the last chapter...

"Look, just by me a new door and i'll forgive you. Just stop crying, okay." said Yuki.

"Whats this do?" shuichi pressed the button and the lawn mower was moving around in the store.

Suddenly, shuichi was grabbed by a mysterious figure into a dark alley.

Yuki grabbed a chair and dragged it to his study. He lit a match and burned it. He sat on the floor and watched the amazement of his living room chair burning.

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Chapter 2

Shuichi's back landed againist a brick wall. It was too dark to see so he couldn't identify the man or girl who grabbed him. He felt breathing on his face. It smelled like fish tacos for some odd reason.

"Who are you and...why does your breath smell like fish tacos?" asked shuichi confussed and grossed out. No one answered. All shuichi could hear was the person's breathing and a squirrel attacking birds.

"Come into the light!" yelled shuichi as he pointed to the random spotlight in the middle of the alley way. The person grabbed the vocalist and threw him into the streets. Shuichi stubbled, but managed to stop. He looked back at the alley. A man with a beard walked out in raged clothing, whiskey, a corn-on-a-cob, and a philly baseball cap. Shuichi just stared at the man randomly grabbed a chicken leg out of a KFC box in the garbage. The man looked up and saw shuichi.

"...Howdy!" he greeted.

"...uh...Hi..." shuichi reponded nervously.

"I like your hair."

"Thanks..."

"Its pink!"

"...i know. Why'd you-"

"I like pickles!!"

"...thats nice,but why'd-"

"They're good with mustard,...and peanutbutter, and-"

"WHY DID YOU DRAG ME IN THAT ALLEY!!??"

It got all quiet until the hobo man attacked shuichi. They wrestled in the middle of the road. The hobo ripped off shuichi's vest thingy. (Y'know, the balck vest thing he wears with his long white shirt under it. He wears it in the anime.)

"I GOT IT! I GOT IT!! HAHAHAHA!" laughed the hobo who then ran away and was never seen again. Shuichi was laying down in the middle of the road. He then sat up.

"...but, that was mine...DAMMIT! It was $38 too." he pouted. He quickly remembered his task and checked his pockets to make sure that hobo didn't take anything else. Luckly he still had all the money still in his pocket. Once again he started to look around.

1 hour later

Shuichi was still wondering the streets of Tokyo when he saw a circus tent. With excitement, he rushed over and peeked in the tent. Inside was an elephant, a tiger, and three people with beards. Shuichi sneaked in to see the elephent.

"Hi elephant..."he whispered. The elephant meowed. Shuichi face was in shock.

'...what the...did the elephant just meow?' He looked over at the tiger. The tiger sounded like a dolphin. Shuichi was in a loss of words. He walked over to the bearded people.

"Exuse me, but why does your-HOLY SHIT!! YOUR WOMEN!?" he shouted. The three bearded ladies just stared at him.

"Como? Tu el managero?" one of the ladies asked. (spanish! Oh and i don't know manager in spanish so please bare with my horrible spelling.)

"...What!? Uh,...Me no speak...what ever you speak."

"Hey! You!" called out a random voice. Shuichi turned around to see clowns.

"You messin' with our girls?" asked the big clown.

"Yeah, i think he is." said another clown. The big clown slapped the clown.

"You fool! Don't talk when i'm talkin'"

"Um...i'm just gonna go and-" started shuichi as he tried to back away.

"Oh no, you don't pink-haired." The big clown tugged of shuichi's shirt.

"Y'know, i take that offensive." The big clown whacked shuichi head.

"Ow!" Suddenly, Shuichi was caught in a net. "What the-"

"Take him to the colorful room."

"There's a colorful room in a tent?"

"Silience! Now go!"

"Wait! I need to get a door for Yuki!" Shuichi was taken away to the back in a little net.

to be continued

HAHAHA! Evil clowns...scary. O.o

Any who, i hoped you enjoyed that chapter. I shall update soon! So, read, laugh, love, eat chicken, be merry, and review if you can. it inspires me...::sees a ray of light::

Oh right! Now for Yuki's moments...

Meanwhile

After the chair was burned into ashes, Yuki was bored once again. He went out tho the living room to watch Tv. After 2 minutes, he was still bored. So he grabbed his lighter and lit the Tv on fire. He then sat down on the couch and watched the television burn.

Back to me

Seeya!