La Li Ho! Its is I once again! HAHAHA!

::stomach growls:: O.o

IMMA HUNGRY!!!!!...Oh well, anywho Lets talk to our stars of the story! First, shuichi!

Shuichi:: rocking back and forth:: I hate clowns. I hate clowns.

Me: Alrighty. Now, Yuki here is the question people have been wondering...Yuki? Hey, where the-

Yuki:: burning something::

Me:...what are you burning?

Yuki:...papers.

Me::grabs the papers that a okay, but burned:: Hmmmm...::looks at them:: These look like lyrics...

Yuki: Bingo.

Me: O.o ::looks through some more:: Is this...shuichi's birthcertifficate?

Yuki: yup...wait!...shit...

Me: Wait-a -go, dipshit. Now the star of the show has no identidy. ::looks at shuichi::

Shuichi: what?

Me: ON with the show! In the mean time, i will get you a new id!

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Last time...

"Who are you and...why does your breath smell like fish tacos?" asked shuichi

It got all quiet until the hobo man attacked shuichi

Shuichi was still wondering the streets of Tokyo when he saw a circus tent

The big clown tugged of shuichi's shirt.

Shuichi was taken away to the back in a little net.

Yuki grabbed his lighter and lit the Tv on fire.

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Chapter 3

Shuichi sat in a bear cage next to a big muscular clown. The clown was carving a shoe out of wood. Shuichi went up to him in his cage.

"I'm hungry." he said.

"SHUT UP!" he banged on shuichi's cage and shuichi fell back. He sat back up.

"Y'know, really depressed, aren't you?" he asked. The clown turned.

"...n...no. Why would you think that?"

"Well, your nasty and mean. Plus, your expression says it all." The clown touched his face.

"C'mon, tell me your problems." demanded shuichi.

Meanwhile with the clowns

"Okay, i say we cut the pink haired boy in fours" suggested one clown.

"No, he should be a fellow clown, but do dangerous shit." spoke another.

"Silience!" said the big clown. They all were quiet. "Its taken care of. Bobo is gonna beat him with a baseball bat."

"Metal or wood?" asked the little clown.

"...Metal."

"Okay good. The wooden bat is mine."

"Well, it should all be over soon..."the big clown laughed.

Back with Shuichi

"And then when i was 7, my parents told me my pet fishy ran away, but...but...FISHYS CAN'T RUN!!!" cried Bobo. Shuichi handed him a Kleenex tissue.

"I feel your pain...my boss, he threw a party at my place and i found out he ate my fishy..."

"GROSS! Who would eat seafood?"

"I know!"

Bobo wiped away his tears.

"Thank you friend."

"No problem. Hey i gotta get going now. Yuki is expecting me."

"No problem. You better get back before he beats you with a chair again."

"...don't remind me."

"Your the opne who told me about your life, shuichi."

"Yeah, Bobo, i know."

Bobo let shuichi out of the cage. Shuichi hopped out.

"Thanks Bobo. Your a good person."

"Call me?"

"Sure!"

Suddenly, the big clown walks in. He stares at the cage open and shuichi and Bobo talking.

"HEY! WHAT THE HELL-"

"Shhhhhhh...hey. That's rude." notified Bobo.

"Yeah, me and Bobo are talking here." yelled shuichi.

"...Oh...sorry." The big clown left the room.

"Wait...I don't care about that!" He stormed back in but was to late. They have already left the area.

"Dammit. CLOWNS!!" he called out, "HUNT DOWN BOBO AND THE PINK HAIRED FREAK!"

"Imma not i freak!" shouted shuichi. The clown looked up and saw shuichi and Bobo hanging from the sealing with the monkeys.

"What the hell..."

"Hi boss!" said Bobo.

"Why are you up there?" asked the big clown.

"We're hanging with the monkeys!" shouted shuichi. Suddenly, the other clowns reached the room with nonchucks and whips. Also, cannons, Bazookas, and mangos.

"I thought clowns hate mangos." said shuichi talking to Bobo.

"We do. We just use them as weapons."

"And clowns have nonchucks?"

"You never know what a clown can do, shuichi."

"GET THEM!" shouted the big clown. They were about to attack when shuichi screamed "STOP!" Everyone froze.

"I need to go to the bathroom." Shuichi let himself down and went to the bathroom. A couple minutes later, he returned and was hanging with the monkeys again.

"Why didn't you escape, shuichi?" asked Bobo. Shuichi was silient.

"...shit."

"Well, now that's done, GET THEM!!" The clowns started to attack when they heard a loud meow. The clowns froze. The elephant came in charging at shuichi. The other clowns ran away. The elephant stopped at shuichi and had its truck wrapped around shuichi. The elephant took shuichi and Bobo and placed them on its back.

"Shuichi, by any chance, what did you do when you went to the bathroom?" questioned Bobo.

"Well, after going to the bathroom I saw a big thingy of cookies and i took a couple."

"Shuichi,...those are elephant treats." Shuichi's face turned green.

"AHHHHHHH!! EWW!! ICKY! ICKY! ICKY!"

Outside the tent

Shuichi, Bobo and the elephant were outside the tent and watched it burn.

"How did it catch fire?"asked shuichi. Bobo sighnaled the 'i dunno' sign.

"Well, i gotta go and buy a door for Yuki. It was nice meeting you, Bobo!" shuichi got off the elephant.

"Until next time, shuichi. Remeber-"

"I before E, except after C!"

:Very good. So long." As Bobo was leaving on the elephant, shuichi waved 'goodbye'. After that, he walked back into Tokyo continuing his search for some store that sells a door.

To be continued

HAHAHAHA!!! That was fun! I've learned something...never trust clowns...

O.o

On with Yuki's moments!

Meanwhile

After the Tv burned to the ground, Yuki stood up and walked into his bed room. He noticed some of shuichi's things on the floor. Like his underwear, lyrics, Cds, his 'Nittle Grasper' shirt and weird drawings he drew with Ryuichi. Yuki grabbed it all, placed it in the sink, lit a match and burned it. In a way, he was sick of just burning stuff. So, he grabbed some gasoline and poured it on the stuff. Suddenly it exploded and continued to burn a huge fire.

"Woah..." said Yuki as he watched in amazment.

Back To Me

Well, i hope you enjoyed this chapter. All i have left to say is, Read, eat healthy, and review if you will. Thank ya and seeya next time!!