La Li Ho! Its me again! Yay! storiy time! I'll get some milk and cookies and we;ll begin...
::puts cookies in oven::
There!
::Oven goes in flames::
O.o
Dammit...those were the cookies i was making...and now...they're on fire...
(ignore me and keep reading on)
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Last time...
shuichi conintued looking around when he tried looking for a door in Office Max. As he walked in, a buzzer went off
So you win...$100!!" Confeddie starts to fall and the man hands Shuichi a $100 bill.
a ninja drops in the store from the sealing landing on Shuichi
"I chalenge you...to DDR!!!"said the ninja.
the ninja grabbed a gun from inside his robes and shot at Shuichi
Shuichi pulled off the mask and turns out...it was K-san all along
" Well, i heard you have a problem..." Yuji informed
Yuki lit a match and threw it on the couch. It brust into flames
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Chapter 5
Shuichi stared at Yuji waiting for the help he would give him. Yuji was Hiro's older brother and he is a faliure at life, but helps out a lot with Shuichi and Hiro's problems. Anyway, Yuji was staring into space at the moment.
"Well..."shuichi said trying to make Yuji continue on.
"Well, what?" questioned Yuji.
"Aren't you gonna tell me?"
"Tell you what?" Shuichi slapped his face.
"Remeber, you said you were going to help me."
"I was?"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHH!! What is wrong with you?" Shuichi was about to walk off, until Yuji spoke again.
"Fine i won't help you find a door store." Shuichi ran back to him.
"Dammit, then tell me?"
"Ah yes, my child...the secret..."
"Dude, your screwed."
"Hush now...my brain requires...taco sauce."
"Taco sauce?"
"Yes, now hurry and get it."
Shuichi didn't get it, but Yuji was his only hope. Shuichi ran off to the nearest Super Fresh and picked up some taco sauce. He ran back to Yuji.
"Good," he stated,"Now,...i need...a match..."
"Why?" asked shuichi confussed. Yuji just flipped out on him with i little creepy voice and shuichi ran back to the store to get matches. After he got them, Yuji asked for TNT.
"You gotta be kidding-"
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!! I bambu! It's...calling me..."
"Fine I'll get you the fuking TNT, but where?"
Yuji sent Shuichi to Wal-Mart. As Shuichi walked in, a man greeted him and Shuichi walked around. He saw the bike section.
'...I always wanted a bike...' thought Shuichi. So he grabbed a bike and was riding all over Wal-Mart with a bike that was fit for a ten year old. He then crashed into the icecream section. The whole freezer exploded of icecream and Shuichi was barried in it. Once he poked his head out, he turned and saw non other than Ryuichi Sakuma.
"Shu-chan!" he screamed and hugged him.
"Sakuma-san! What are you doing here?"
"Buying a lot of icecream for me and Kuma! Wal-mart does have the cheap prices."
"True..."
"Why are you here, shu-chan?"
"I need TNT."
"OH! OH! OH! I know where it is!"
"Thanks."
Ryuichi showed where the TNT was and they left Wal-Mart without paying.
"Shuichi, you know you didn't pay, right?"
"I can't. The money i have now is for Yuki's door. So i can't spend any."
"Then why the TNT?"
Shuichi didn't answer, but when they got to Yuji, everything made sense to Ryu.
"Please let that be the last thing." pleaded shuichi.
"Hmmmmmmmmm...yup you did well. I shall help you."
"Finally!" Yuji was silent. Shuichi and Ryuichi justed stared.
"TELL ME DAMMIT!!" shuichi strangled Yuji. He then sighed.
"I'm never getting that door..."
"Is that all you need?" asked Ryuichi. Shuichi turned around.
"You live next to a Home Depo."
Shuichi just stared at his idol.
"They sell doors."
"...are you FUCKIN' SERIOUS!?!?" screamed shuichi. He was so pissed that he wasted his whole day, and it coud've been qiucker if only he saw the Home Depo next door.
At the apartment
The couch was finally ashes and Yuki was laying down on the floor bored as ever. His lighter finally died, so no more fun with fire. Suddenly, Shuichi stormed in with the new door. and throw the door on the floor.
"Hey, brat, where they hell were you? What the hell is this?"
Shuichi just stood there not facing Yuki, as he continued.
"Oh, if your wondering, i burned a chair, the couch, the television, and all your shit. Yeah, i got bored. And why did you bring home a fuckin' door." questioed Yuki because he forgot all that happened in the morning. Shuichi still stood there.
"What the hell, your not talking. Your screw-"
"YOU KNOW WHAT I HAD TO GO THROUGH TODAY!?!? I WENT THROUGH HELL!! I WAS KIDNAPPED BY A HOBO WHO SMELLED LIKE FISH TACOS, ATTACKED AND KIDNAPPED BY FREAKY CLOWNS, GOT ATTACKED BY A NINJA WHO WAS REALLY K-SAN AND HE STOLE MY FUCKIN' $100...AND I HAD TO STEAL FROM STORES TO GET AN ANSWER FOR YUJI, AND YOU KNOW WHAT?! HUH?! THE FUCKING STORE I NEEDED TO GO TO WAS RIGHT NEXT DOOR!! I RAN AROUND FOR NOTHING AND FOR SHIT!! I'M TIRED! dON'T SCREW WITH ME!! I'M GOING TO BED!" screamed the little rock star. He then headed to the bed room to sleep after his long, hard, confussing, odd day. As for Yuki, his eras my have been ringing, but he was shocked on how angry his little shuichi can get. And yet, he was lost and confussed.
"Okay...what i miss?" yuki asked himself.
END
Yes! Finished! WHOOT! i always wanted shuichi to snap at Yuki and Yuki to be like 'OMG!'. LOL!! Well, i had fun! I wanna add a little stupid thing i thought of...
Later on
Shuichi and Yuki were watching television in the other room.
"I like peeps." stated shuichi. Yuki looked at him and turned back to the tv.
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HAHAHAHA! Yeah, well...i hope you enjoyed this story!! Read, Review, and remember, always look up or behind you...thats where the ninjas are. Seeya!!