you can tell i was bored when i was writing this, huh?
disclaimer: Lavender and The 8th belong to me. everything else doesn't.
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Pippin: (picks up another rock and throws it in the lake)
Big, Scary Lake: more ripples
Gandalf: (to Pippin) Stop it! you stupid Hobbit, before I throw you in there!
Lavender: (to The 8th) Let's move closer to them and see if they are friendly or not.
The 8th: Okay.
Together: (creep closer)
Sam: (sobs) I'm gonna miss Bill…
Frodo: It's okay, Sam… (pats Sam on shoulder)
Big, Scary Lake: (waves lap against shore)
Aragorn: Gandalf, the lake doesn't look too happy…
The 8th: Hey, Lavender…I think we've come across The Company!
Lavender: (nearly faints)
Gandalf: "…speak, friend, and enter…speak, friend, and enter…" blast it all, I can't figure this out…
Boromir: (sniggers) I told you we shouldn't have gone by way of Moria.
Aragorn: (sigh) Boromir, now is not the time…
Boromir: (glares)
Merry: Wait, Gandalf, what's the Elvish word for "friend"?
Gandalf: Of course! All too simple really…
Company: WELL…?
Gandalf: All we have to do is say the Elvish word for "friend"!
Gimli: Well, let's get on with it! I do not wish to stand here all night!
Gandalf: Very well, very well… "Mellon"!
Magic Door: (opens)
Gandalf: Let's go!
Suddenly…a monster arises from the lake!
Big, Scary Monster: (grabs Frodo by the ankle)
Frodo: AHHHHHHH!
Sam: MR. FRODO! (slashes at monster with knife)
Lavender: (gasp) We have to help them!
The 8th: C'mon!
Together: (creep very fast over to Company)
Big, Scary Monster: (lets go of Frodo, but prepares for another attack)
Gandalf: (gets attention of rest of Company, who are rooted to the spot) Get inside here, you morons!
Rest of Company: (stampedes through door)
Frodo & Sam: (run towards door)
Gandalf: (makes for door)
Lavender & The 8th: (sprint towards door)
Big, Scary Monster: (attacks!)
Company: (makes it inside!)
Lavender & The 8th: (slip past monster and make it!)
Big, Scary Monster: (slams door shut)
Magic Door: (closes)
(darkness reigns)
Everyone: (breathes deep sighs of relief)
Legolas: (sniffs) This place smells unwholesome.
Gimli: You wanna start something, Elf boy?
Legolas: (ignores Gimli)
Pippin: (walks around) (steps on someone's foot)
Sam: OW! My foot! (hops up and down, holding foot)
Pippin: Sorry, Sam.
Sam: That's okay, Mr. Pippin. A Hobbit can't see properly in this place.
Frodo: It's too dark in here.
Merry: (chuckles) Thank you, Captain Obvious!
Frodo: What did you say, Merry?
Merry: (hurriedly) Nothing, nothing…
Legolas: (squints eyes, trying to see something) Alas! even I cannot see through this impenetrable darkness!
Gimli: Shut up, Legolas. You need to learn some manners.
Legolas: (taken aback) What?
Gimli: This is pretty much my realm, remember? I'm a Dwarf… these are Dwarf ruins… get my point? So stop bragging, or whatever it is you're doing.
Legolas: (pouts) But…but…
Gandalf: (to Legolas & Gimli) I don't have time for your petty arguing. If you two want to be girls, than you can go back outside.
Legolas & Gimli: (pouts) But…but…
Rest of Company: JUST SHUT UP!
Aragorn: Gandalf, turn on a light, please.
Gandalf: That would help… (lights up his magic walking-stick) Come, Gimli. You need to help me lead this fine company through these mines.
Gimli: (smirks at Legolas) All right, Gandalf.
Legolas: (glares)
Company: (starts walking)
Lavender: We have to follow them, The 8th. (looks around and can't see The 8th) The 8th? Where are you?
The 8th: (already started walking behind Company) C'mon, you slacker!
Lavender: (catches up with The 8th)
Together: (stalks Company)
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