Disclaimer: I do not own the Weasley twins or any other recognizable Harry
Potter characters in this fic. I also do't own some humor parts in this fic
as well, such as when the Weasleys talk about Percy's prefect badge.
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Gryffindor Boys Dormitories........
Fred and George Weasley were getting ready for their date. George wanted to dress up while Fred wanted to dress casually.
"Say Fred, could I borrow this?" George said as he picked up a purple bowtie with yellow polkadots on it.
Fred's eyes lit up, "Yeah! Go right ahead!"
George noticed the twinkle in Fred's eyes,"Are you sure there's nothing wrong with it?" he asked suspciously.
Fred shrugged, "I dunno! It's not mine, that's for sure." he put a yellow flower pin on his navy blue sweater.
"Heh, finders retain losers.......erm.....Fred what rhymes with retain?"
"Gee, I dunno, George! How about....ahem! Ahem.....'Finders retain losers weep in vain" Fred smirked.
"Hmm.......I don't really get it." George frowned.
"Hey!" Fred shrugged, "I don't get it either, but oh well. How do I look, George?"
Fred stood up straight and tall and grinned, his hands were to the side. He had on a pair of tan khakis and a creamy yellow shirt with navy blue stripes going down vertically. On top of that was a navy blue sweater ([A/N]: I dunno if thats what they are called, but they are kinda like those pull-over sweaters/vests, a lot rich preppy men wear them...I dunno what they're called, oh well!).
"Good God, Fred, you look just like me!" George pretended to cry with joy.
Fred scowled and then said, "But, I don't wanna look like you! Especially when it comes to dressing!"
George looked himself in the mirror and shrugged, "I dress very well, in fact, I think I dress more like those models for Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions."
"Models for Madam Malkin's, eh! That green looks a bit.........Slytherin- ish on you don't you think?"
George nodded, "Yeah, and creamy yellow doesn't look good on you either, Fred."
"You're right," Fred agreed,"magenta looks ten times better!"
"Now yer talking!"
"What about me, Fred? How do I look?"
Fred had on a forest green colored shirt with pink stripes going down vertically, and the purple bowtie with the yellow polkadots. He had on a pair of khakis as well, and his hair was parted down the side.
"You look............like Percy." Fred wrinkled his nose.
"Thank you very much, I know I look like Per--....Percy?! I do not!" George rolled his eyes, "The day when I look like him would be the day when Lucius Malfoy starts wearing thongs!"
Fred stroked his chin as if he were thinking, "I'm sorry, George, but I'm guessing he probably does." George shook his head, "I'm sorry,lad."
"Awww shucks! Then I guess I do look like Percy."
Fred grinned, "Well, look at it this way, at least you look like someone who walks around with a prefect badge!"
"Yup!" George beamed, "that says --..."
"-- HB --"
"-- Head Boy --"
"Or in other words --"
"-- Bighead boy!"
They began to snicker.
"Oy! George, remember when we changed Percy's prefect badge?"
"Yup, when he found out," George pretended to cry,"it was the most wonderful moment of my life, especially the part when he blamed Ron for it at first!"
"Awww, there there now, I tried telling you to keep Percy's badge that way permanently, but you just wouldn't listen!" Fred shook his head.
"I know, I should've had! Because that name suited him well, 'Bighead Boy' " George whined.
"Speaking of 'big heads', where's Ron? I haven't seen him all day." Fred looked around.
George shrugged, "Probably in the laventry, constipated again! Damn! I tried warning him, but he wouldn't listen."
Fred raised both of his eyebrows,"Why? What do you mean?"
"We snuck into Hogsmeade yesterday, and we went to Zonko's Joke Shop," George explained, "so there was a box of that read 'McDonald's.....World's Best French Fries ---"
Fred grinned,"--so Ron took one and quickly ate it I'm guessing?"
"Yup," George grinned back, "and I did'nt have to tell him about what was going to happen next. He figured it out on his own."
"Ronny-boy has grown up to be the dumb one ---"
"--- he definitely inherited it from Uncle Stu Pid Weasley."
"--Sad--"
"--shameful--"
"--bad luck--"
"--misfortunate--"
"--very unfortunate--"
"--disgraceful--"
"--Why couldn't Percy have been like that?"
"I dunno."
"But, how come Percy gets all the girls?"
George shrugged, "Dunno, I think it has to do with that cologne we bought for him mixed with Boggart urine."
Fred gasped,"You really gave it to him?!"
George looked as if he had somehow instantly won all the joke shops there is, "Yup".
"What happened?"
Fred shrugged, "I suppose nobody wanted to be around him for the rest of the day."
"Oh," George shrugged,"works for me."
"Say, George.....I think we forgot something."
"What did we forget?" George frowned in thought, "We already set the Dungbombs in the dungeons, bloody Slytherins, we --"
"--wrote a letter to Marcus Flint telling him he's as ugly as a troll--"
"--yup and signed it with Cedric Diggory's name--"
"--then we hung Percy's boxers in the middle of the Gryffindor common room-- "
"--flushed Peeves down the toilet--"
"--won the Quidditch match--"
"--told Wood about Hogsmeade, our dates and wait.............."
"WE DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR TONIGHT!" they said at the same time.
"George, did you ask Katie and Amber?" Fred said worriedly.
"Good idea!" George said quickly.
Before Fred could say anything, George quickly ran out of their dorm and went out to the hall, but nobody was there. "OY! KATIE AND AMBER CORLEY!!! WILL YOU GO TO HOGSMEADE WITH FRED AND ME????!!" George yelled. "SURE!!" two girls' voice yelled back from the other end of the hall. "COOL GET READY 'CAUSE WE'RE LEAVING IN TEN MINUTES AN--!!"
"Mr.Weasley!" Professor McGonagall snapped.
George grinned and turned around.
"What is the meaning of this? Shouting in the middle of the hallway, other students are studying now!"
"Awww, Professor McGonagall, I was just asking the Corley twins if they wanted to be our date for tonight Say, how about you be my date!", George smirked.
After he said that, many students entered through the hall George and Professor McGonagall was in. This should be interesting. Harry and Hermoine were there as well, and we all know where Ron's at!
Professor McGonagall rolled her eyes, "You may stop this nonsense right now, Mr.Weasley!"
George geniunely smiled and said,"What? I'm only the world's best kisser there is! Come on Professor, you gotta gimme a try. What do you say?"
Students around them snickered a bit. McGonagall looked around a bit nervously, George puckered his lips.
"Mr.Weasley! You may stop this nonsense now! 50 points from Gryffindor, and detention tomorrow night." McGonagall snappped and walked away.
George frowned, "Hey now, Professor!" he called after her,"Let's play fair and square, I just wanted to go out with you and you gave me detention! Come on ma'am that's not nice!"
Professor McGonagall turned around, "Mr.Weasley, it was for you infernal mockery! Have you no idea about my age? Do I even look young enough for a date?"
"Um.....no, but I'm guessing 20, Professor. You look very nice!" George lied, he almost laughed out loud but somehow he managed a straight face.
"Thank you, Mr.Weasley, but I don't look that young! I'll see you in detention later."
"Awww Professor! Come on please! Not detention!"
"Give me one good reason why I must not give you detention, Weasley?"
George made an innocent face, "Because I'm a very good wittle boy." many people snorted when they heard him say that, we all know he isn't!
"Oh really? Is that so?", McGonagall raised an eyebrow,"You've been in the office for about 16 times this year. Are you really a good boy?"
George scowled, "Hey! Hey! I have one of my moments, but Ive......I've......I've......I've changed, Professor!"
"Yes, Mr.Weasley" McGonagall said sarcastically,"I've seen quite a change! Now, off with you before I take off any more points from Gryffindor."
George instantly shut up and nodded his head vigoriously.
"You mave leave erm......who are you Fred or George?"
"Fred." George lied.
McGonagall nodded,"Of course. Be sure to report to my office before we leave for Hogsmeade, Mr.Weasley."
"Yes, ma'am"
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Hogsmeade...........
"So, where do you guys want to go?" Angelina said excitedly.
"Fred, I wanna go check out the historical sights." Katie said firmly.
Fred rolled his eyes and lied , "Yes lets! I love historical sights, what about you George?"
George shook his head, "Nah! Amber and I are going to Zonko's, aren't we, love?"
Amber rolled her eyes, "Um.........whatever! That is SO not on my list, let's go to that one place where they sell jewelry. They have this new 24 karat earring I wanna check out!"
George looked stumped, too. Fred pointed and laughed quietly so no one could see.
George glared and stuck his middle finger up, and Fred gasped.
"What's wrong Fred? Why'd you gasp?" Angelina asked.
Katie glared at her, but Angelina didn't seem to notice.
"Erm......nothing, I thought I heard George let one out." Fred teased.
"Ha ha" George roll his eyes,"very funny."
"I know it was!"
Oliver shook his head, "I'm going to miss all this next year."
"Awww, we're really gonna miss you next year, Oliver!" Angelina put her arm around him.
Oliver grinned, "Yup, I'm also going to miss Quidditch, which is why we --"
"--must win our finals.", Fred finished for him.
"No, I wasn't going to say that!"
Fred looked amazed, "Wow, that's the first time--"
"--Wood said he wasn't going to say anything about winning!" George finished.
Oliver raised an eyebrow, "I don't always talk about winning do I?"
"Yes." Angelina, Fred and George said at the same time.
"Well I---.....hey! Fred! George! come back!"
Fred and George were dragged away by their dates and went separate ways. You could still see from afar that Fred and George were struggling to get back.
"WE'LL MEET YOU IN THREE BROOMSTICKS IN AN HOUR!!" Fred called.
"OKAY!" Wood shouted back, he then turned to Angelina. "So, where would you like to go?"
Angelina shrugged, "I really don't know, anywhere you want to go."
"Okay, let's just go inside, it's bloody cold out here."
"Yeah."
They walked into Honeydukes.
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When Angelina stepped in, she let out a groan. "Oh no!" she whined.
Oliver sounded concerned, "Angelina? What happened?!"
"Not them............................" the least expected people she would want to see in Hogsmeade during her date.
"Who?" Oliver looked around.
"Straight ahead" she pointed, "Marcus Flint and the whole Slytherin team."
Oliver finally spotted him and glared. "Come on Angelina, we don't need to see that ogre, it's bad enough that he smells like one!"
Angelina wrinkled her nose, "I'm sure he probably does."
"Yeah."
"Come on Oliver, I wanna get some sugar-quills!" she grabbed his hand and dragged him over. Oliver didn't seem to mind, he grasped her hands a little tighter. Angelina turned around and smiled sweetly, she didn't seem to mind either.
They browsed around, still holding hands. Marcus and his gang walked over to where Angelina and Oliver were standing. They stood beside Oliver and glared at him.
Angelina noticed and said cooly, "Hmm........may I help you, boys?"
"Yes, Mrs.Wood, I was wondering if you got a nose job or what, because it was so pointy last year." Flint teased. The other Slytherins smirked.
Oliver looked worried, and was about to say something but Angelina beat him, "You're right," she said sarcastically,"it's the nose job, I wanted it as flat as yours! I mean, yours is completely flat! Look at it, isn't it Oliver?"
"Yup, have you ever seen anything as flat? Yes I guess other than Prissy Parkinson's chest, but other than that...........I don't ever think I've seen something so flat!"
Prissy Parkinson was Pansy's older sister, who happens to be his crush at this particular moment. But, Prissy didn't like Marcus so much, she preferred Andrew Penn over him.
The other Slytherins' smirks melted from their faces and turned to a glare. But, Wood didn't care he went on, "Flint's nose is so flat, I can't tell the difference between it and paper!"
The other Slytherins clenched their fists, and were ready to jump at him. Marcus walked up to Oliver and grabbed him by the shirt, "My nose may be flat," he sneered,"but never insult Prissy Parkinson in front of me!"
"Flint! Let him go," Angelina cried, "what's wrong if he tells the truth? It's no harm.", she said innocently.
Oliver snickered, Marcus then shoved him against the wall.
"Ooh! Wood, you're gonna get it!" Draco Malfoy laughed, Crabbe and Goyle laughed along with him.
Oliver shrugged, if Flint wanted to hit him, he could for all he cared. Flint raised his fist in the air , but Angelina jumped up and quickly grabbed it.
"Marcus, stop it!" she snapped.
"You didn't say please, so I think not!" Flint grinned evily, and then looked back to Oliver.
"Marc......erm...Marcus, please let him go!" Angelina pleaded.
"As you wish m'lady!" Marcus said in mock tone and dropped Oliver.
Oliver fell to the ground with a 'thud', Angelina quickly helped him up.
"I didn't say to drop him!"Angelina snapped.
Marcus shrugged, "I don't care, you should be glad I didn't punch his nose!"
"Angelina," Oliver said as he got up, "I think we'd better leave."
"Good idea."
"Aren't you going to buy those sugar-quills you wanted?"
Angelina shook her head, "Let's just go, I'm kinda thirsty."
"Okay." Oliver said as he took Angelina's small delicate hands in his big strong ones. Angelina smiled, and walked out of the store with Oliver and her hand-in- hand.
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Flint watched with envy burning in his eyes, why does Wood always get the girls he wants? Why couldn't he get Prissy? He was Marcus Flint after all, he should get someone like Prissy! A million questions and accusations swam through his head, as he watched Oliver and Angelina walk away.
"Flint, are we gonna follow them or what?" Pucy asked.
Marcus thought about it for a moment, and then his lips curled into a smile. "Yeah, let's go bash their date."
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Three Broomsticks..............
"Oy! Fred! George! We're over here!" Oliver called from a booth. Angelina waved, she sat next to Oliver and was sipping her Butterbeer.
Fred and George looked tired and were panting, but their dates were full of excitement.
"Do you think they enjoyed their date?" Oliver whispered.
"From the looks of the boys' faces, I suppose not!" Angelina whispered.
"I agree."
Fred and George took a seat across from Angelina and Oliver. They sat down before Amber and Katie did.
"Ugh! How rude!" the twin girls cried.
"Katie, my feet hurt, would you mind rubbing them?" Fred said as began to take his left shoe off, Oliver and Angelina laughed.
George made an innocent face and said,"You too, Amber, please?"
Amber wrinkled her nose,"EWWWW! Come on Katie let's leave." and then they both walked away to another booth leaving their dates.
Fred looked confused, so did George. "Say, Angelina, you're a girl, why did they walk away?" Fred said as if he was in thought.
Angelina shrugged, "I have no idea, perhaps it was because they didn't want to rub your feet?"
"Oh".
"Blimey, I'm glad they're gone!" George said, Fred nodded in agreement.
"They dragged us around the entire place," Fred complained,"it was so boring--"
"--all we did was do things they wanted to do--"
"--which was just shop, shop --"
"--shop--"
"--shop--"
"--AND SHOP!" they both said together.
"Wow." was all Oliver could think of saying.
"Didn't you guys say anything?" Angelina said.
Fred shook his head. "We tried stealing their purses and then flush them down the toilet --", he explained.
"--but then they caught us right when we dropped them into the toilet bowl." George explained.
"Then they were going to hit us with it--"
"--but we figured that we had to run top speed--"
"--which was why we came in panting."
"Oh my gosh! You tried to flush Katie's and Amber's purses down the toilet?! That wasn't very nice."
"When will you two learn?" Oliver said laughing while shaking his head, the twins shrugged.
"Lucky for me," he continued,"Angelina here, didn't really drag me all over the place." he put his arm around her.
Angelina snuggled closer to him and smiled, Fred and George noticed, "Well, you two are pretty close for someone thats on their first date!" Fred grinned.
Angelina's cheeks turned a shade of pink, and Oliver's cheeks turned a shade darker than Angelina's.
"it's o'right --..."
"Yes, such a happy couple they are!" Marcus's voice drawled from behind where Angelina and Oliver were sitting.
"Oh no! Not again. God, why do they keep following us?" Angelina massaged her temples in frustration.
"Don't worry." Oliver assured her,"they're bound to leave us alone soon."
"Heh."
"Awwww, having a wonderful time there,Wood?" Marcus sarcastically said.
"Yup, nice time with my date. I don't recall seeing yours." Oliver said cooly.
"I don't need a date!" Marcus sneered.
"Because you're too ugly to get a date, Marcus!" Angelina snapped, "Now would you please leave! I've got other important matters to deal with!"
"You heard the lady.", Fred pointed at the door.
"Yeah.......out!" George pointed in the other direction, which was toward Angelina.
"George!" Fred whispered, "Wrong way!"
"Oh whoops!..............But out!"
Marcus glared at George, "My, my, lower classes people telling me what to do! You don't see that everyday, do you, lads?" The other Slytherins howled with laughter.
Angelina and Oliver scowled.
Fred winked at George, he then got up and said,"Hey! Flint, no need to bring up classes.
Here, have a seat ---"
"---you deserve it!" George said. Angelina and Oliver exchanged confused looks, Fred and George winked at them.
"Heh! Now you're talking. Out of my way Weasley!" Flint pushed Fred out of his way, and sat down.
The moment he sat down, he began to bully Oliver again. Then three seconds later....................'POOOOOIITT!'.
The pub roared with laughter, except for those who were in Slytherin. With his cheeks red hot from embarrassment, Marcus quickly stood up from his seat.
"Ahh! So that's where my slimeball went!" Fred said pretending to act surprised as Marcus got up from it.
"Ewwww! It smells in here!" someone on the other side called.
"Yeah!"
"Disgusting!"
"Blech."
"Well, Flint", Oliver snickered, "I guess you better leave."
Marcus's cheeks turned even redder, you'd say he looked like a tomato right now. "I'll see you two later!" he sneered, "Come on chaps! Let's move." they all left Three Broomsticks.
"Ah, you gotta love the slimeball!" Fred said still laughing.
"Yup" George agreed.
"We bought it a rubber ball a couple days ago---"
"---yeah and it's filled with slime--"
"--when you squeeze it, it flattens sounds like flatula---"
"--it also smells like it,too!"
"Ewwww." Angelina wrinkled her nose.
"But, that was a nice prank. Good work, lads!" Oliver complimented.
Fred and George beamed.
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30 mins later..............
"Ugh! Those Dementors really do scare me." Angelina said as she saw one walk past the window outside.
"Aye, me too. Those damn things are probably going to ruin the next Quiddich match!" Oliver said angrily,"Mark my words!"
"Oliver, please not Quidditch, at least not now." Angelina playfully whined.
"Alright."
"Good."
"Hey, Fred what are you and George whispering about?" Oliver asked anxiously.
Fred shrugged, "Flint."
"Oh. That was hilarious when he sat on the slimeball."
"Yup. Say, Angelina, what do you think of Marcus Flint?"
Angelina raised an eyebrow, "Why?"
George shrugged, "We want your honest opinion, that's all."
"You want to know what I think of him?"
Both Fred and George nodded their heads excitedly, Oliver looked like this was something worth hearing.
"He's an empty-headed, ill-mannered, ugly, giant..............troll!" she spat.
"Oooh! That wasn't very nice, Angelina dear, I expect some better manners!" Fred said imitating his mother.
Angelina giggled, "You said you wanted my honest opinion, and I gave it too you."
"I agree with Angelina." Oliver nodded.
"You listen here, boy! Behave yourself, or I'll give you another brooming!" George said imitating some lady he had seen before.
Oliver and Angelina giggled.
"Fred, how about we ----......and then we ----........" George kept whispering things into Fred's ear.
"Yeah, that could.......----.....then all we have to........----"
"That's it!"
"Brilliant!"
"Erm........what are you two whispering about this time?" Oliver said.
"Oh nothing. There's this really cute girl we know, and a very, if I say so myself, a dashing young man---"
"--we were thinking ............of hooking them up."
"Oh, I see." Angelina nodded.
"Who are they?" Oliver asked with a little hint of suspicion in his voice.
"I dunno, we're still deciding." George said with a wink.
Oliver looked confused, "Okay.........."
"Trust me, Wood, it won't bother you as much."
"Am I getting a feeling that it's about Angelina?"
"No!"
"Okay good."
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Gryffindor Boys Dormitories........
Fred and George Weasley were getting ready for their date. George wanted to dress up while Fred wanted to dress casually.
"Say Fred, could I borrow this?" George said as he picked up a purple bowtie with yellow polkadots on it.
Fred's eyes lit up, "Yeah! Go right ahead!"
George noticed the twinkle in Fred's eyes,"Are you sure there's nothing wrong with it?" he asked suspciously.
Fred shrugged, "I dunno! It's not mine, that's for sure." he put a yellow flower pin on his navy blue sweater.
"Heh, finders retain losers.......erm.....Fred what rhymes with retain?"
"Gee, I dunno, George! How about....ahem! Ahem.....'Finders retain losers weep in vain" Fred smirked.
"Hmm.......I don't really get it." George frowned.
"Hey!" Fred shrugged, "I don't get it either, but oh well. How do I look, George?"
Fred stood up straight and tall and grinned, his hands were to the side. He had on a pair of tan khakis and a creamy yellow shirt with navy blue stripes going down vertically. On top of that was a navy blue sweater ([A/N]: I dunno if thats what they are called, but they are kinda like those pull-over sweaters/vests, a lot rich preppy men wear them...I dunno what they're called, oh well!).
"Good God, Fred, you look just like me!" George pretended to cry with joy.
Fred scowled and then said, "But, I don't wanna look like you! Especially when it comes to dressing!"
George looked himself in the mirror and shrugged, "I dress very well, in fact, I think I dress more like those models for Madam Malkin's Robes for All Occasions."
"Models for Madam Malkin's, eh! That green looks a bit.........Slytherin- ish on you don't you think?"
George nodded, "Yeah, and creamy yellow doesn't look good on you either, Fred."
"You're right," Fred agreed,"magenta looks ten times better!"
"Now yer talking!"
"What about me, Fred? How do I look?"
Fred had on a forest green colored shirt with pink stripes going down vertically, and the purple bowtie with the yellow polkadots. He had on a pair of khakis as well, and his hair was parted down the side.
"You look............like Percy." Fred wrinkled his nose.
"Thank you very much, I know I look like Per--....Percy?! I do not!" George rolled his eyes, "The day when I look like him would be the day when Lucius Malfoy starts wearing thongs!"
Fred stroked his chin as if he were thinking, "I'm sorry, George, but I'm guessing he probably does." George shook his head, "I'm sorry,lad."
"Awww shucks! Then I guess I do look like Percy."
Fred grinned, "Well, look at it this way, at least you look like someone who walks around with a prefect badge!"
"Yup!" George beamed, "that says --..."
"-- HB --"
"-- Head Boy --"
"Or in other words --"
"-- Bighead boy!"
They began to snicker.
"Oy! George, remember when we changed Percy's prefect badge?"
"Yup, when he found out," George pretended to cry,"it was the most wonderful moment of my life, especially the part when he blamed Ron for it at first!"
"Awww, there there now, I tried telling you to keep Percy's badge that way permanently, but you just wouldn't listen!" Fred shook his head.
"I know, I should've had! Because that name suited him well, 'Bighead Boy' " George whined.
"Speaking of 'big heads', where's Ron? I haven't seen him all day." Fred looked around.
George shrugged, "Probably in the laventry, constipated again! Damn! I tried warning him, but he wouldn't listen."
Fred raised both of his eyebrows,"Why? What do you mean?"
"We snuck into Hogsmeade yesterday, and we went to Zonko's Joke Shop," George explained, "so there was a box of that read 'McDonald's.....World's Best French Fries ---"
Fred grinned,"--so Ron took one and quickly ate it I'm guessing?"
"Yup," George grinned back, "and I did'nt have to tell him about what was going to happen next. He figured it out on his own."
"Ronny-boy has grown up to be the dumb one ---"
"--- he definitely inherited it from Uncle Stu Pid Weasley."
"--Sad--"
"--shameful--"
"--bad luck--"
"--misfortunate--"
"--very unfortunate--"
"--disgraceful--"
"--Why couldn't Percy have been like that?"
"I dunno."
"But, how come Percy gets all the girls?"
George shrugged, "Dunno, I think it has to do with that cologne we bought for him mixed with Boggart urine."
Fred gasped,"You really gave it to him?!"
George looked as if he had somehow instantly won all the joke shops there is, "Yup".
"What happened?"
Fred shrugged, "I suppose nobody wanted to be around him for the rest of the day."
"Oh," George shrugged,"works for me."
"Say, George.....I think we forgot something."
"What did we forget?" George frowned in thought, "We already set the Dungbombs in the dungeons, bloody Slytherins, we --"
"--wrote a letter to Marcus Flint telling him he's as ugly as a troll--"
"--yup and signed it with Cedric Diggory's name--"
"--then we hung Percy's boxers in the middle of the Gryffindor common room-- "
"--flushed Peeves down the toilet--"
"--won the Quidditch match--"
"--told Wood about Hogsmeade, our dates and wait.............."
"WE DON'T HAVE A DATE FOR TONIGHT!" they said at the same time.
"George, did you ask Katie and Amber?" Fred said worriedly.
"Good idea!" George said quickly.
Before Fred could say anything, George quickly ran out of their dorm and went out to the hall, but nobody was there. "OY! KATIE AND AMBER CORLEY!!! WILL YOU GO TO HOGSMEADE WITH FRED AND ME????!!" George yelled. "SURE!!" two girls' voice yelled back from the other end of the hall. "COOL GET READY 'CAUSE WE'RE LEAVING IN TEN MINUTES AN--!!"
"Mr.Weasley!" Professor McGonagall snapped.
George grinned and turned around.
"What is the meaning of this? Shouting in the middle of the hallway, other students are studying now!"
"Awww, Professor McGonagall, I was just asking the Corley twins if they wanted to be our date for tonight Say, how about you be my date!", George smirked.
After he said that, many students entered through the hall George and Professor McGonagall was in. This should be interesting. Harry and Hermoine were there as well, and we all know where Ron's at!
Professor McGonagall rolled her eyes, "You may stop this nonsense right now, Mr.Weasley!"
George geniunely smiled and said,"What? I'm only the world's best kisser there is! Come on Professor, you gotta gimme a try. What do you say?"
Students around them snickered a bit. McGonagall looked around a bit nervously, George puckered his lips.
"Mr.Weasley! You may stop this nonsense now! 50 points from Gryffindor, and detention tomorrow night." McGonagall snappped and walked away.
George frowned, "Hey now, Professor!" he called after her,"Let's play fair and square, I just wanted to go out with you and you gave me detention! Come on ma'am that's not nice!"
Professor McGonagall turned around, "Mr.Weasley, it was for you infernal mockery! Have you no idea about my age? Do I even look young enough for a date?"
"Um.....no, but I'm guessing 20, Professor. You look very nice!" George lied, he almost laughed out loud but somehow he managed a straight face.
"Thank you, Mr.Weasley, but I don't look that young! I'll see you in detention later."
"Awww Professor! Come on please! Not detention!"
"Give me one good reason why I must not give you detention, Weasley?"
George made an innocent face, "Because I'm a very good wittle boy." many people snorted when they heard him say that, we all know he isn't!
"Oh really? Is that so?", McGonagall raised an eyebrow,"You've been in the office for about 16 times this year. Are you really a good boy?"
George scowled, "Hey! Hey! I have one of my moments, but Ive......I've......I've......I've changed, Professor!"
"Yes, Mr.Weasley" McGonagall said sarcastically,"I've seen quite a change! Now, off with you before I take off any more points from Gryffindor."
George instantly shut up and nodded his head vigoriously.
"You mave leave erm......who are you Fred or George?"
"Fred." George lied.
McGonagall nodded,"Of course. Be sure to report to my office before we leave for Hogsmeade, Mr.Weasley."
"Yes, ma'am"
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Hogsmeade...........
"So, where do you guys want to go?" Angelina said excitedly.
"Fred, I wanna go check out the historical sights." Katie said firmly.
Fred rolled his eyes and lied , "Yes lets! I love historical sights, what about you George?"
George shook his head, "Nah! Amber and I are going to Zonko's, aren't we, love?"
Amber rolled her eyes, "Um.........whatever! That is SO not on my list, let's go to that one place where they sell jewelry. They have this new 24 karat earring I wanna check out!"
George looked stumped, too. Fred pointed and laughed quietly so no one could see.
George glared and stuck his middle finger up, and Fred gasped.
"What's wrong Fred? Why'd you gasp?" Angelina asked.
Katie glared at her, but Angelina didn't seem to notice.
"Erm......nothing, I thought I heard George let one out." Fred teased.
"Ha ha" George roll his eyes,"very funny."
"I know it was!"
Oliver shook his head, "I'm going to miss all this next year."
"Awww, we're really gonna miss you next year, Oliver!" Angelina put her arm around him.
Oliver grinned, "Yup, I'm also going to miss Quidditch, which is why we --"
"--must win our finals.", Fred finished for him.
"No, I wasn't going to say that!"
Fred looked amazed, "Wow, that's the first time--"
"--Wood said he wasn't going to say anything about winning!" George finished.
Oliver raised an eyebrow, "I don't always talk about winning do I?"
"Yes." Angelina, Fred and George said at the same time.
"Well I---.....hey! Fred! George! come back!"
Fred and George were dragged away by their dates and went separate ways. You could still see from afar that Fred and George were struggling to get back.
"WE'LL MEET YOU IN THREE BROOMSTICKS IN AN HOUR!!" Fred called.
"OKAY!" Wood shouted back, he then turned to Angelina. "So, where would you like to go?"
Angelina shrugged, "I really don't know, anywhere you want to go."
"Okay, let's just go inside, it's bloody cold out here."
"Yeah."
They walked into Honeydukes.
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When Angelina stepped in, she let out a groan. "Oh no!" she whined.
Oliver sounded concerned, "Angelina? What happened?!"
"Not them............................" the least expected people she would want to see in Hogsmeade during her date.
"Who?" Oliver looked around.
"Straight ahead" she pointed, "Marcus Flint and the whole Slytherin team."
Oliver finally spotted him and glared. "Come on Angelina, we don't need to see that ogre, it's bad enough that he smells like one!"
Angelina wrinkled her nose, "I'm sure he probably does."
"Yeah."
"Come on Oliver, I wanna get some sugar-quills!" she grabbed his hand and dragged him over. Oliver didn't seem to mind, he grasped her hands a little tighter. Angelina turned around and smiled sweetly, she didn't seem to mind either.
They browsed around, still holding hands. Marcus and his gang walked over to where Angelina and Oliver were standing. They stood beside Oliver and glared at him.
Angelina noticed and said cooly, "Hmm........may I help you, boys?"
"Yes, Mrs.Wood, I was wondering if you got a nose job or what, because it was so pointy last year." Flint teased. The other Slytherins smirked.
Oliver looked worried, and was about to say something but Angelina beat him, "You're right," she said sarcastically,"it's the nose job, I wanted it as flat as yours! I mean, yours is completely flat! Look at it, isn't it Oliver?"
"Yup, have you ever seen anything as flat? Yes I guess other than Prissy Parkinson's chest, but other than that...........I don't ever think I've seen something so flat!"
Prissy Parkinson was Pansy's older sister, who happens to be his crush at this particular moment. But, Prissy didn't like Marcus so much, she preferred Andrew Penn over him.
The other Slytherins' smirks melted from their faces and turned to a glare. But, Wood didn't care he went on, "Flint's nose is so flat, I can't tell the difference between it and paper!"
The other Slytherins clenched their fists, and were ready to jump at him. Marcus walked up to Oliver and grabbed him by the shirt, "My nose may be flat," he sneered,"but never insult Prissy Parkinson in front of me!"
"Flint! Let him go," Angelina cried, "what's wrong if he tells the truth? It's no harm.", she said innocently.
Oliver snickered, Marcus then shoved him against the wall.
"Ooh! Wood, you're gonna get it!" Draco Malfoy laughed, Crabbe and Goyle laughed along with him.
Oliver shrugged, if Flint wanted to hit him, he could for all he cared. Flint raised his fist in the air , but Angelina jumped up and quickly grabbed it.
"Marcus, stop it!" she snapped.
"You didn't say please, so I think not!" Flint grinned evily, and then looked back to Oliver.
"Marc......erm...Marcus, please let him go!" Angelina pleaded.
"As you wish m'lady!" Marcus said in mock tone and dropped Oliver.
Oliver fell to the ground with a 'thud', Angelina quickly helped him up.
"I didn't say to drop him!"Angelina snapped.
Marcus shrugged, "I don't care, you should be glad I didn't punch his nose!"
"Angelina," Oliver said as he got up, "I think we'd better leave."
"Good idea."
"Aren't you going to buy those sugar-quills you wanted?"
Angelina shook her head, "Let's just go, I'm kinda thirsty."
"Okay." Oliver said as he took Angelina's small delicate hands in his big strong ones. Angelina smiled, and walked out of the store with Oliver and her hand-in- hand.
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Flint watched with envy burning in his eyes, why does Wood always get the girls he wants? Why couldn't he get Prissy? He was Marcus Flint after all, he should get someone like Prissy! A million questions and accusations swam through his head, as he watched Oliver and Angelina walk away.
"Flint, are we gonna follow them or what?" Pucy asked.
Marcus thought about it for a moment, and then his lips curled into a smile. "Yeah, let's go bash their date."
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Three Broomsticks..............
"Oy! Fred! George! We're over here!" Oliver called from a booth. Angelina waved, she sat next to Oliver and was sipping her Butterbeer.
Fred and George looked tired and were panting, but their dates were full of excitement.
"Do you think they enjoyed their date?" Oliver whispered.
"From the looks of the boys' faces, I suppose not!" Angelina whispered.
"I agree."
Fred and George took a seat across from Angelina and Oliver. They sat down before Amber and Katie did.
"Ugh! How rude!" the twin girls cried.
"Katie, my feet hurt, would you mind rubbing them?" Fred said as began to take his left shoe off, Oliver and Angelina laughed.
George made an innocent face and said,"You too, Amber, please?"
Amber wrinkled her nose,"EWWWW! Come on Katie let's leave." and then they both walked away to another booth leaving their dates.
Fred looked confused, so did George. "Say, Angelina, you're a girl, why did they walk away?" Fred said as if he was in thought.
Angelina shrugged, "I have no idea, perhaps it was because they didn't want to rub your feet?"
"Oh".
"Blimey, I'm glad they're gone!" George said, Fred nodded in agreement.
"They dragged us around the entire place," Fred complained,"it was so boring--"
"--all we did was do things they wanted to do--"
"--which was just shop, shop --"
"--shop--"
"--shop--"
"--AND SHOP!" they both said together.
"Wow." was all Oliver could think of saying.
"Didn't you guys say anything?" Angelina said.
Fred shook his head. "We tried stealing their purses and then flush them down the toilet --", he explained.
"--but then they caught us right when we dropped them into the toilet bowl." George explained.
"Then they were going to hit us with it--"
"--but we figured that we had to run top speed--"
"--which was why we came in panting."
"Oh my gosh! You tried to flush Katie's and Amber's purses down the toilet?! That wasn't very nice."
"When will you two learn?" Oliver said laughing while shaking his head, the twins shrugged.
"Lucky for me," he continued,"Angelina here, didn't really drag me all over the place." he put his arm around her.
Angelina snuggled closer to him and smiled, Fred and George noticed, "Well, you two are pretty close for someone thats on their first date!" Fred grinned.
Angelina's cheeks turned a shade of pink, and Oliver's cheeks turned a shade darker than Angelina's.
"it's o'right --..."
"Yes, such a happy couple they are!" Marcus's voice drawled from behind where Angelina and Oliver were sitting.
"Oh no! Not again. God, why do they keep following us?" Angelina massaged her temples in frustration.
"Don't worry." Oliver assured her,"they're bound to leave us alone soon."
"Heh."
"Awwww, having a wonderful time there,Wood?" Marcus sarcastically said.
"Yup, nice time with my date. I don't recall seeing yours." Oliver said cooly.
"I don't need a date!" Marcus sneered.
"Because you're too ugly to get a date, Marcus!" Angelina snapped, "Now would you please leave! I've got other important matters to deal with!"
"You heard the lady.", Fred pointed at the door.
"Yeah.......out!" George pointed in the other direction, which was toward Angelina.
"George!" Fred whispered, "Wrong way!"
"Oh whoops!..............But out!"
Marcus glared at George, "My, my, lower classes people telling me what to do! You don't see that everyday, do you, lads?" The other Slytherins howled with laughter.
Angelina and Oliver scowled.
Fred winked at George, he then got up and said,"Hey! Flint, no need to bring up classes.
Here, have a seat ---"
"---you deserve it!" George said. Angelina and Oliver exchanged confused looks, Fred and George winked at them.
"Heh! Now you're talking. Out of my way Weasley!" Flint pushed Fred out of his way, and sat down.
The moment he sat down, he began to bully Oliver again. Then three seconds later....................'POOOOOIITT!'.
The pub roared with laughter, except for those who were in Slytherin. With his cheeks red hot from embarrassment, Marcus quickly stood up from his seat.
"Ahh! So that's where my slimeball went!" Fred said pretending to act surprised as Marcus got up from it.
"Ewwww! It smells in here!" someone on the other side called.
"Yeah!"
"Disgusting!"
"Blech."
"Well, Flint", Oliver snickered, "I guess you better leave."
Marcus's cheeks turned even redder, you'd say he looked like a tomato right now. "I'll see you two later!" he sneered, "Come on chaps! Let's move." they all left Three Broomsticks.
"Ah, you gotta love the slimeball!" Fred said still laughing.
"Yup" George agreed.
"We bought it a rubber ball a couple days ago---"
"---yeah and it's filled with slime--"
"--when you squeeze it, it flattens sounds like flatula---"
"--it also smells like it,too!"
"Ewwww." Angelina wrinkled her nose.
"But, that was a nice prank. Good work, lads!" Oliver complimented.
Fred and George beamed.
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30 mins later..............
"Ugh! Those Dementors really do scare me." Angelina said as she saw one walk past the window outside.
"Aye, me too. Those damn things are probably going to ruin the next Quiddich match!" Oliver said angrily,"Mark my words!"
"Oliver, please not Quidditch, at least not now." Angelina playfully whined.
"Alright."
"Good."
"Hey, Fred what are you and George whispering about?" Oliver asked anxiously.
Fred shrugged, "Flint."
"Oh. That was hilarious when he sat on the slimeball."
"Yup. Say, Angelina, what do you think of Marcus Flint?"
Angelina raised an eyebrow, "Why?"
George shrugged, "We want your honest opinion, that's all."
"You want to know what I think of him?"
Both Fred and George nodded their heads excitedly, Oliver looked like this was something worth hearing.
"He's an empty-headed, ill-mannered, ugly, giant..............troll!" she spat.
"Oooh! That wasn't very nice, Angelina dear, I expect some better manners!" Fred said imitating his mother.
Angelina giggled, "You said you wanted my honest opinion, and I gave it too you."
"I agree with Angelina." Oliver nodded.
"You listen here, boy! Behave yourself, or I'll give you another brooming!" George said imitating some lady he had seen before.
Oliver and Angelina giggled.
"Fred, how about we ----......and then we ----........" George kept whispering things into Fred's ear.
"Yeah, that could.......----.....then all we have to........----"
"That's it!"
"Brilliant!"
"Erm........what are you two whispering about this time?" Oliver said.
"Oh nothing. There's this really cute girl we know, and a very, if I say so myself, a dashing young man---"
"--we were thinking ............of hooking them up."
"Oh, I see." Angelina nodded.
"Who are they?" Oliver asked with a little hint of suspicion in his voice.
"I dunno, we're still deciding." George said with a wink.
Oliver looked confused, "Okay.........."
"Trust me, Wood, it won't bother you as much."
"Am I getting a feeling that it's about Angelina?"
"No!"
"Okay good."
*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^*^* [A/N]: Hey ppl! Yeah I suddenly decided to make this fic take place in PoA. But the part where I wrote about the Quidditch match wasn't even in PoA! Oh well, that's why this is fanfiction. Anyway, I'm really glad that I've been getting such nice reivews! And that my experiment is going pretty good! Oh yeah, we got a new computer, Dell PC..............it's soo cool! *squeals*, okay that was uncalled for. Well once again thank you to my nice reivewers, now plz scroll down to c ur name. I need at least a minimum amount of three reviews, then I'll go on! Okay luv yas!
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