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"Today's another perfect day to practice Quidditch, boys!" Marcus Flint bellowed as he pounded his fist on the Slytherin table at the Great Hall.

"What time is practice?" Draco drawled.

"Same time as usual, Draco."

"But, don't the Gryffindors have Quidditch practice today, Marcus?" Pansy Parkinson asked.

Marcus shrugged, "Yeah, so?"

"So?" Pansy raised an eyebrow in amusement, "So, does that mean you'll take over the field...again?"

"Yes! What a smart lass you are." Marcus mocked.

"Stop it, Marcus! I'll tell Prissy."

"Oh my goodness! I'm so scared."

"You know you are, Marcus. And besides, she'll never go out with you...you're too self-conceited!"

Draco smirked. "Oh yeah, you are too, Draco. So, if I were you, I wouldn't be the one laughing!" Pansy waved her hand carelessly in the air.

Draco scowled, "What?!"

"Forget about it! Oh! Look there's Blaise Zabini!" Pansy smoothed out her robes, "Well, I'll be seeing you boys later!"

As Pansy walked away, Marcus shook his head and patted Draco's back, "I'm sorry, mate. There's always next year, I mean things do change in your 4th year at Hogwarts."

"Puh! Next year! Next year, she'll be having babies with Zabini!" Draco said sarcastically.

"It's okay, I know what you mean. It's the same with me and her sister. Well, see you around, Draco."

"Flint." Draco nodded.

"George, why do I get detention? I didn't even do anything!" Fred complained as they walked down the corridor leading to Potions.

George smirked and looked away, "I have no idea, dear brother." He said in mock tone.

"And what will poor mummy think?"

"I don't know."

"Yeah…hey George, look what we have here." Fred whispered mischievously.

"Huh? What...where?" George looked around.

"There! Look right over there." Fred pointed straight ahead of them.

Marcus Flint hexed Cody Elam, a 7th year Ravenclaw who is about 5'2. Cody was dancing around and singing country music, which needless to say, made people cover their ears. ([A/N: No offense to country music lovers!)

Cody stopped singing, but then his pants fell down revealing his flowered boxers. People who walked past them stopped by and howled with laughter when they saw Cody. Flint was the one that laughed the hardest...until Prissy came along with her group of friends.

"Stop it!" she snapped, "Leave Cody alone! Can't you see he's smaller than you?!"

"Prissy," Marcus smirked, "I've got two eyes, right? Of course I can see he's smaller than me!"

"Ugh! Then why pick on him? Cody hasn't even done anything to you!" Prissy cried.

"Actually he has." Marcus said as-a-matter-of-factly.

"What? Hmmm?" She raised her eyebrows expectantly.

Before Marcus could say anything, Prissy cut him off. "Actually," she said in mock-tone,"I do believe that our Marcus Flint isn't what he seems like, girls..."

She walked towards her friends with a smirk plastered on her face, while her friends looked at her in confusion. "What do you mean, Prissy?" her friend Parminder said cautiously.

Prissy shrugged but continued to smirk.

"Uh-oh, George this doesn't look so good!" Fred elbowed George in the ribs.

"Ouch! Fred not the prime ribs! They're very special an—"

"George! I don't think your prime ribs are in so much pain compared to what's going to happen to Marcus Flint there!" Fred whispered mischievously.

George gasped, "Fred, what's going to happen to Marcus...you're not going to hurt him are you? If so and you get caught...don't blame it on me!"

"No! Of course not! Even if I did impair that piece of filth...I wouldn't blame it on you! Who would be stupid enough to blame their twin for their inappropriate behavior, hmm?"

George whistled softly and looked up at the ceiling and then back at Fred with innocent eyes. "Goodness, Fred…I don't know anybody cruel enough to blame his own twin brother."

Fred eyed George suspiciously, "Are you sure about that?"

"Of course," George shrugged, "I'm as sure as Percy is when it comes to condoms!"

"WHAT?!" Fred shrieked as he dropped his books in horror and put his hands up to his face.

"What, didn't you know about those?" George went on carelessly he then stopped and looked at his gaping twin, "what's the matter with you Fred, you look like you got kicked in the teeth!"

Fred didn't respond; instead, a huge grin appeared on his face. "Say, Fred, do you have any evidence that he uses those balloons?"

"Yeah, they're back upstairs in the dorms. It's inside my box full of what is considered 'junk' we can check it out and—oh boy...Flint doesn't look too happy!"

After saying that, Fred sprinted over to where Marcus Flint was standing and began talking to him. George stuck a finger in his right ear, and cleaned out some of the wax that was still in it. He then took the finger out. Looking around to see if anyone was watching, George quickly wiped it on the statue of 'Newt Scamander'.

He then turned his right ear towards where Fred and Marcus were talking and began to listen. But the poor fellow couldn't make out what they were saying:

"Prissy always licks me!" Flint complained.

"I think she licks you so much because she likes your cow." Fred reasoned.

"What does the fact that she likes my cow so much have to do with the fact that she always licks me?"

"Yeah I tell you what, how about..." Fred whispered in his ear about something, "then we..."

"That might work? Do you think so?"

"Of course it will…wait just a second. OY! George! Come here!" Fred motioned George to come over and join them.

George walked over to where the boys were talking. "Hey Fred!" George saluted Fred, and he nodded with reply. George then stuck out his hand to shake with Flint's, but he glared so instead George said, "Hello there, Spongebob Smellypants!" and nodded curtly.

Flint then cracked his knuckles as a threat, George glared back at him. Fred quickly noticed the tension going on between the other two, and he quickly grabbed Flint before he could make a move.

"Ah, now, now no need to get frisky...you two are going to set very bad examples for the young ones in this hall --- oh hello there little girl!" Fred waved to a passing 1st year girl who was in Hufflepuff.

"Since when did setting examples matter to you, Fred?" George mumbled and the girl sheepishly smiled and waved back. George and Marcus joined in, in the waving to the passing Hufflepuff.

"Never!" Fred snickered.

After the girl walked out of their sight, Marcus looked at the twins and shook his head "You two are pathetic."

"You also forgot to mention 'kind' and 'generous'!" Fred added.

"Oh man...!" Marcus groaned. George looked at him in confusion.

"We are doing Flint a favor by hooking him up with Prissy." Fred winked.

"Oh I see, and what a splendid couple they will be!" George put his hands together excitedly in mock-behavior hoping to annoy Flint which fortunately did, "But...what do we get out of this?" he added suspiciously.

Marcus sighed and looked up to the ceiling, "I suppose I can tell you how to get into Snape's office without getting caught. There you can play as much pranks as you want on him." He drawled.

"Sweet!" George yelled excitedly and held his hand up high for a 'high five' from Fred.

"But you can't tell anybody…about how you got in there if you get caught." Marcus warned.

"No sweat!" Fred said with big-innocent eyes, but his fingers were secretly crossed behind his back. George snickered.

"Good. Now if you please, gentlemen, I think I shall be heading forward for Potions. See you there." He nodded curtly and walked away.

"Oy! Flint!" Fred called from across the other end of the hall. Marcus heard and turned around.

"Yes, what is it, Weasley?!"

"Give me the letter before Quidditch practice tonight!"

"I'll do that."

"Okay! You owe me a 'Thank You', Flint." Fred pointed a finger accusingly at him.

"Damnit!" Flint said under his breath. Ugh! Do I have to? Ugh, the things I do just to get Prissy.."Thank you very much!"

"No problem..good buddy ol' pal!" Fred said to annoy Flint.

Flint rolled his eyes in response.

"Oh this should be good!" Fred said evilly and rubbed his hands together, "Probably the best prank we ever pulled off, eh George?" Fred grinned and elbowed George.

"Ouch! Fred, not the prime ribs again!" George rubbed his side. "Yes, might be the best, let's hope it does not backfire!"

"It better not!"

"Yeah.", George agreed, "Hey why did Marcus complain about Prissy licking him?"

Fred wrinkled his nose,"Huh?!"

"You know!" George threw his hands up in the air, "He said 'Prissy always licks me!' and then you said, 'I think she licks you so much because she likes your cow.' ".

Fred still seemed puzzled, "No he complained about Prissy always hitting him, he said 'kick' not 'lick'...gross!"

"Oh! I get it now!"

"Yeah and who'd want to lick that oaf anyway?" Fred shuddered.

"I suppose his cow would." George snickered.

Now Fred was even more confused...cow?! What cow? Has he gone mad?!

"Sorry, but what do you mean by his cow?"

George sighed, "So I suppose I heard wrong once again?"

"I guess so, because we weren't talking about cows. And, I don't think he has any."

"Oh."

"Yeah George, do you need your ears checked at Madam Pomfrey's?"

George jumped, "Hell no! I'm fine lad, I'm fine thank you."

"Okay then...good to hear."

"So what did you tell Flint?"

Fred smirked, "I told him that Weasleys Matchmaking Service charges a fee of 200 Galleons, and that we could find him a match...but we didn't promise him Prissy."

"Since when were we known as Weasleys Matchmaking Service?"

"From today…come on brother, how brainless can you get?"

"Very?" George smirked.

"Ahh!" Fred pulled George's ear, "Come on we're late for class!"

So we end this chapter with the two mischievous twins walking to class. One, whimpering in pain because his ear is being pulled, the other grinning from ear-to-ear because this was only the beginning!

Special thanks to:

Lady Jayde Une: Hey thanks for the review! Experiment is only beginning …'Phase 1' (in F&G's words) is already completed, and it gets even more interesting in the next chappie. So you like long chapters then? That's good, I'll try to make all my chapters longer but I can't promise you that '. Well I hope you liked this chapter! C ya!

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Flatula: you are a gathaa! And stop it w/ the bathroom jokes…lol.

Ashleigh: Hi! Yeah I liked that part too when the twins went on a triple date, actually that was my most favorite part of the chapter and I enjoyed writing it as well

I admit... I do regret humiliating our favorite Slytherin captain, but it was just so tempting lol...I'm sorry. But Slytherin is my favorite house out of Hogwarts, and the people in it are just so interesting...especially Draco Malfoy. I write fics mostly about him, so this is the first time I'm writing a non-Malfoy fic lol. Well thanks again for the review and I hope to hear from you soon! Lulas!

Summergirl63088: Thanks...and who knows maybe Flint does like Angelina looks up at the ceiling and whistles innocently. Ha ha! Actually I still haven't decided on that yet, but we'll see

Fallen Angel of Tears: Wow girl! I guess you must've really liked that chapter then huh? Lol I'm glad you liked it so far. I'm sorry if there wasn't very much humor this time, I haven't done this for a while Feels guilty '.

About what's going to happen to Oliver and Angelina...we're going to have to wait and see, but it's really going to be hilarious when we find out! Thanks for the review and I'm so glad that you really liked it (from what it seems). Have a nice day! Bye!

La Doisa De LOTR: Thank you for the review. Oh don't worry about Ollie Wood, I won't hurt him muhahahaha cough cough I need a cough drop! Anyway, don't worry he's in good hands .Well I hope you enjoyed this chapter as well ttyl!

Abby Crestfield: I'm sorry I updated so late, I truly am! But I'm glad that you really liked it so far, how was this chapter? You know I have a friend named Abby, and like when I saw the review at first, I thought it was her who reviewed this fic so I was like 'oh cool it's from Abby', but it really wasn't her lol! I can be dumb sometimes ha ha. Well anyway, thanks for the review talk to you soon then? Bye!

Katie Weasly: Thank you for the review, and yeah I guess Fred and George are a bit different in the story. I don't know because I've never written a fic about any of the HP characters other than Malfoy, and that was it. So this is the first time it's a non-Malfoy fic.

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