Hey everybody, ok. So here is the next chapter! For once, I don't really have anything to say…so enjoy!

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Chapter 6: This Means War

InuYasha advanced slowly toward Kagome, who wore a terrified expression plainly on her face. "You…you…BITCH!" InuYasha snarled, as he stalked towards Kagome. "First, you push me down in the hallway, then you write LIES about me, and NOW, you're encroaching upon my LIVING SPACE?" InuYasha flexed his fists, with a wild look in his eyes. Sango and Miroku stood off to the side, their voices dried up in their throats. Just as InuYasha was nearing Kagome, she seemed to snap out of a trance, and the terrified expression left her eyes, replaced with a look as intense as InuYasha's own.

"Look, I wouldn't have pushed you down if you hadn't provoked me now," Kagome yelled at InuYasha, who had stopped dead in his tracks, "and you know that none of what I wrote was lies. You yourself know your own reputation, and do nothing about it! And lastly, how can you think, for even ONE SECOND that I would ever, ever, want to live under the same roof as a vile, ill-tempered, juvenile, JERK like yourself!" InuYasha just stared at her, speechless. "What?" Kagome asked, when he said nothing, "Did I use too many big words for you? I'm so sorry. Next time I'll have to plan ahead to think of enough one-syllable insults." Now Sango and Miroku had begun to go from terrified to holding back laughter. InuYasha had finally processed that she was actually talking back to him, and was insulting him to boot.

"You listen wench, and you listen good," InuYasha growled, his voice low and menacing. Some of the triumph in Kagome's eyes dissolved as she realized just how close he was. She could almost feel the heat radiating off his body, and some of his hot breath tickled her face. She bit her lip and stepped back, only to back up against a wall. "No one insults me and gets away with it," continued InuYasha, "You're going to pay."

Kagome tried to laugh nervously but it came out as something between a gargle and a cough. She took a deep breath and regained some of her confidence. Looking up into his eyes, she smirked, "I'd like to see you try," then pushed him away, and they both stalked in opposite directions and slammed the separate doors to their rooms.

That left Sango and Miroku standing in the middle of the room, still trying to figure out exactly what had just happened. "That was…" Sango breathed.

"I can't believe it," said Miroku.

"He was so pissed!"

"But then she…"

"And he just…"

Then they let out a long breath, looked at each other, and busted up. They collapsed gasping and laughing on the floor with tears in their eyes. Once they would finally stop, they would look at each other, grin, then start laughing all over again. A half an hour later, they were finally calmed down and Miroku glanced over at Sango cheekily.

"Well…" he started, "now, that we're all alone…just where were we?"

SMACK!

Blushing violently, Sango left a grinning Miroku with a new red handprint beautifully outlined on his cheek.

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All right. I'm really sorry this is a REALLY short chapter, but I'll definitely get the other one out as SOON as possible, so don't hate me!!!!! I'll probably be able to write it on Friday, so wait for it then!  Thanks for reading, and just try to be patient!