2-21-17: Minor updates made, notes removed.


Challenge: Reno, Zack, Sock.

Reno is very, very bored, but not bored enough to start playing with his office supplies without checking behind his potted plant first. He had got into enough trouble for that little incident, thank you very much.

The door to his office opens and Reno looks up; hoping it was someone who could alleviate his boredom. He sighs when he sees Zack standing in the doorway, lampshade on his head. Zack's visits, though highly amusing, always ended up with him missing an article of clothing.

"You cannot see me…" Zack whispers as he slinks into the room. Reno rolls his eyes; he could about kill whoever told Zack that wearing a lampshade on his head made him invisible. Oh wait, he already did. Idiot. "I am not here…" Zack says again.

"What do you want?" Reno demands, rubbing his forehead as Zack slowly moves towards him. Zack pauses, lampshade turning towards Reno.

"You cannot see me…" Zack repeats again, edging closer still. "And I shall steal your sock." Reno stares at the lampshade clad man in amused horror. What in the hell did he want with his sock? "Then I shall write your name on its toe…and then…"

"What in the hell do you want my sock for? Never mind I don't even want to know," Reno says, reaching down and taking off his shoe, he tugged off his left sock and wrote his name on its toe. He tosses it at Zack and hits him in the gut. "There, now leave."

"Finally!" Zack shouts, tossing the lampshade into a corner, sitting down and pulling out a sock from every member of Shinra and throwing them in the floor. "Now for the Mating of the socks…"

"Please get out of my office," Reno groans, beating his head against the desk. Zack ignores him, happily sorting through the socks, all of which have their owner's names on the two,

"Oh look, Tseng, Reno and Sephy's socks all match. I guess they'll just have a sock threesome." Zack says shrugging, ignoring the thump as Reno falls out of his chair and passes out.


Ehehehehe, Sock Threesome :D.

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