2-21-17: Edited.
Challenge: Reno, Sephiroth, Drunk, from bdsproductions.
"Oh my Goddess. The Ceiling is spinning." Reno says, watching Sephiroth's ceiling fan go around and around. He was lying in the middle of the floor of said General's office. He wasn't quite sure how he got there, but it had something to do with the amount of alcohol he drunk earlier.
"That's the ceiling fan," Sephiroth says somewhat tolerantly, for him anyways. Reno raises his head to grin at him, his eyes going cross-eyed with the effort. Sephiroth raises an eyebrow. "Exactly how much alcohol did you drink?"
"Enough to put that drunk Turk lying in the middle of your floor to shame," Reno says, laying his head back down with a thunk. Sephiroth winces, praying that he didn't injure himself.
"Reno you are that drunk Turk lying in the middle of my floor." Sephiroth points out slowly as if Reno was to intoxicated to think straight. Which was probably true.
"I know and I'm shamed," Reno says, slurring the last part slightly. He sits up slowly, turning his head to look at Sephiroth who was somewhat glad Reno was on the other side of his desk and wasn't coordinated enough to walk around it. The redhead cocks his head to the side, his eyes glazing over slightly. "You know, you're really pretty."
"Uh…Thank you?" Sephiroth tries, not quite sure what to say to that. There wasn't exactly a book on how to handle a drunken Reno or any drunken Turk for that matter. Sephiroth knew for a fact that Rude somehow got stuck in Rufus's laundry chute every time he got drunk.
"Reeeallly, really pretty." Reno repeats, falling over again. Leaving Sephiroth more than slightly disturbed, though even he had to admit Reno was cute when he was drunk. Reno blinks, eyes focusing once again on the ceiling. "Oh, look the ceiling's spinning again." And with that said he passed out, drooling onto Sephiroth's carpet.
Sephiroth got up from his desk with a rare soft smile on his face and turned the fan off. He draped his trench-coat over the unconscious Reno before calling Tseng to come and pick up his unconscious Turk. It was a routine, Sephiroth kept Reno distracted so he wouldn't wreak havoc on the unprotected Shinra employees and his paperwork goes missing afterwards.
Plus there was the fact that Reno was hilariously funny when drunk. And he was absolutely adorable when he thought the furniture was trying to eat him.
Ok, this got a chuckle from me. Say what you will about my writing, but you have to admit I do have some snappy dialogue. Sometimes.
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