2-21-17: Edited.

Challenge: Reno, Tseng, Sephiroth, Moogle.

"Is it just me or is that moogle staring at me?" Reno asks, eyeing the stuffed toy warily. Tseng and Sephiroth roll their eyes, both wondering why Reeve had brought it to the board meeting.

"Are you drunk again?" Sephiroth asks, studying Reno carefully for any signs of pyromaniacal or homicidal tendencies. Reno looks indignant, sticking his nose in the air he turns his face away from the snickering pair.

"You find yourself drunk in someone's office once and you hear about it for the rest of your life," Reno sighs, leaning back in his chair and staring at the ceiling. Tseng raises an eyebrow.

"Once? I counted at least ten." Tseng says thoughtfully, rubbing his chin with his hand and glancing conspiratorially at Sephiroth. The silver haired general smirks playing along. "Or was it twenty?"

"I'm quite sure it's pushing thirty," Sephiroth remarks, crossing his arms and watching Reno twitch. Tseng nods, remembering several incidents where he had to remove Reno from the ceiling fan before he hurt himself or Sephiroth hurt him.

"So I get drunk often, who cares. It's not like you guys don't ever get drunk and do stupid things, I still remember that one Christmas party…" Reno says, looking pointedly at Sephiroth who had the decency to flush. That was one thing he never wanted to repeat again in his entire life. Tseng looks somewhat appalled.

"There's no proof that I have ever been involved in anything stupid…unlike Sephiroth," Tseng snickers, glancing at Sephiroth and smirking. He had been the one to take the pictures. Reno giggles causing Sephiroth to look at him sharply.

"At least I am not known for doing random stupid things while sober…" Sephiroth retorts, making Reno twitch and glare at him. Tseng's smirk grows even wider and nobody notices that the moogle that spawned this conversation is moving.

"Yeah sure, pick on the drunken redhead… Who is still being stared at by a moogle…" Reno complains, pointing at said moogle who freezes and acts innocent. Sephiroth and Tseng look at it and raise their eyebrows.

"Was it there a minute ago?" Tseng asks, eyeing the thing warily. Reno shakes his head and glares at it. Suddenly the moogle jumps on him and hugs him, squealing happily. Reno screeches ad starts running around the room like an idiot.

"Getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!" He screams, flailing about wildly. Tseng is torn between laughter and attempting to help and Sephiroth is trying to figure out a way to kill or maim the thing without hurting Reno.

"Fire3," Sephiroth whispers, activating his materia. The moogle bursts into flames, singing Reno's suit but otherwise not damaging him. It falls down to the floor and Reno kicks it in the head.

" I knew I shouldn't have stolen Reeve's favorite pen…" He mutters, brushing soot off his suit and glancing thankfully in Sephiroth's direction.

Ahhh Reeve, the hero we all deserve. The man we all want to be. You do not even know the depths of his evil.

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