2-21-17: Minor updates done.

Challenge: Reno, Elena, Witchunt…as requested by bdsproductions

"WITCH!" Reno screams jokingly, jumping into Elena's office and pointing at her. Startled, Elena falls out of her chair with a loud thump. Reno bursts out laughing and Elena glares at him. He had been doing idiotic stuff like this since she joined the Turks last week.

"For the thousand time Reno, I am not a witch." Elena growls, eye twitching as she gets off the floor and dusts herself off. She reaches for her paperweight as Reno laughs on; unaware of the danger he's in.

"OWWW! GOD DAMN WITCH!" He yells as the paperweight connects with his head. Rubbing the sore spot carefully he glares at Elena, green eyes glinting dangerously. "You and Hojo should be burned at the stake for crimes against nature and then fed to Zack because he's stupid and will eat anything."

"What! I haven't committed any crimes against nature! And Zack will not eat anything." Elena shouts, crossing her arms and pouting. Reno points out the door where coincidentally Zack just happens to be walking past. Eating something from the cafeteria. Elena blinks. "Ok I guess Zack really will eat anything, but that doesn't mean I committed any crimes against nature."

"You threw a paperweight at me… That's a crime," Reno says, nodding authoritatively. Elena stares at him and shakes her head. She had heard

"That's not a crime against nature, I doubt it's even a crime and you were asking for it," Elena states slowly as if Reno were an idiot and needed to have everything sounded out for him. Reno glares at her.

"Was not!" He shouts stomping his foot like a three-year old who's been denied candy.

"Was too!" Elena shouts back, sticking her tongue out at him.

"Was not!"

"Was too!" Elena's eye twitches.

"I did not ask for you to throw something at my head!" Reno screams, fighting back a snicker. It was really fun to see how long he could make Elena act like a five year old.

"Maybe you didn't come out and say it, but you were acting like you needed something thrown at you." Elena counters, some rationality coming back but not much. Reno sticks his tongue out at her and makes a face.

"You're just an ugly old witch…" Reno laughs out before running for his life. Elena screams out in pure rage and takes off after him. He ducks into the one safe place in the building, the men's bathroom and heads for the vents.

Tseng didn't ask when Reno came in covered in cobwebs and Elena stalked in red in the face. There were just somethings he didn't need to know about.

Using the notes and the timestamps on the reviews on this chapter, I was finally able to answer a question that has been plaguing me for some time: When did I buy Arc:ToS?

Thanks to all who read and review, you are very much appreciated.