-2-21-17: Minor editing done.
Challenge: Reno, a stalker chocobo, random shinra employees, Nyquil requested by Sabith
Reno peers nervously over his shoulder as he heads towards his office. He could've sworn he just heard something go "waaarrk". Maybe he was just paranoid, or maybe he had taken just a little bit too much Nyquil this morning, but he could swear he was being followed
He ducks into the nearest doorway, which just incidentally happened to be the office of random shinra employee #298. Upon seeing the redhead he jumps and hides under his desk, expecting the absolute worst. Reno decides not to disappoint and sets fire to the man's paperwork and after a moment's thought his pants.
He then proceeds to leave the office, forgetting why he had gone in there in the first place and goes across the hall to do the same to #298's neighbor #463. Grinning happily he whistles and proceeds to go on his merry way.
"OK, this is getting really annoying." Reno growls out, noticing that he is still being followed and it wasn't just a Nyquil-induced delusion. He turns to face his stalker and hopefully set them on fire and throw them out the nearest window. He blinks. "STALKER-CHOCOBO!" He screams, running down the hallway and trampling several unsuspecting, unimportant employees in his attempt to find someplace safe from the steed of evil.
It took twenty minutes for Tseng to get him off the ceiling and nine to get him to stop cowering behind the potted plants in the hallway. He never did make it to his office that day.
Needless to say, Reno was not allowed to have Nyquil ever again. Rufus made it illegal to sell it to him.
Oh yes, the dark days of my life before I discovered Dayquil was a thing and didn't make me see pretty colors. (This was also the reminder I needed to take some darn medicine before I end up sick as a dog again.)
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