Disclaimer: I don't own Bleach. (Repeat x10)

If only Tite Kubo would just sell Bleach to me so I don't have to keep writing disclaimers. Sigh…I doubt that'll ever happen…

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Everyone was staring at Rukia, wondering what kind of game she wanted to play. Yachiru squealed, "Is it a eating game?" "Er…no," Rukia replied. She said to everyone dramatically, "I've decided! Bring forth the game of TRUTH AND DARE!!!"

Everyone looked blankly at Rukia. "What's Truth or Dare?" Kira asked. Rukia explained, "Simply tell the truth or do a dare! If you don't do any…" Rukia stopped, her eyes sparkling.

"I don't like that look," Ichigo muttered. Renji said, "If we don't do any then what?"

Rukia laughed foxily, "Ohohoho! If you don't do any, you shall be forced to strip off everything except undergarment, draw a moustache on your face and then go up on the roof and sing like an idiot!"

The party guests exploded. "WHAT???" "Mm-hmm!" Rukia grinned. "Which is why you have to either do truth or dare if you want to avoid that! Yosh, let's start!"

"Who starts first?" Hitsugaya said. He sounded cranky, probably because of the forfeit.

"I do, of course!" Rukia declared. "I'll pick someone to ask, and then that guy will choose any one to ask after that!"

"Easy enough," Hinamori giggled.

"Ok," Rukia said. "Right! I pick…Renji! Renji, truth or dare?"

"Truth."

"Ok, Renji, who will you pick for a love affair?"

"WHAT?!" Renji screamed. "What kind of flippin' question is that?"

"Heading for a forfeit, are we…" Rukia smirked.

Renji said quickly, "Ok, ok, I'll do a dare instead!"

Rukia's eyes sparkled again. "All right! Renji, I dare you to wear five of Ichigo's winter coats over your clothes until the end of the game!"

Renji yelled, "NOOOOO!!!!!!" "Oh yes!" Rukia cackled. Ichigo took five coats out of his closet and laughing, draped them over Renji's sizzling body. Renji growled, "Why you--!!!"

"At least it's your turn to ask someone," Rukia pointed out.

"Whatever," Renji said, his face burning. He scanned the room. His eyes settled on Byakuya. "Aha! Kuchiki-taichou, truth or dare?"

Byakuya's arms were crossed. "Truth."

"Ok, which female undergarment would you prefer?"

All the female shinigami (and Inoue) cried, "YOU…YOU PERVERT!!!"

Byakuya's steely gaze bore into Renji's eyes. "I normally prefer the bra."

"WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!"

"Nice one, Renji," Rukia glared. She moved her hands protectively over her chest. "What?" Renji protested.

"It's my turn now," Byakuya said. "Kukaku-san, truth or dare?"

"Truth!" Kukaku replied. Byakuya said, "On a scale of one to ten, how much do you love your brother?"

Ganju listened attentively, waiting for his sister's answer.

"Minus 15."

Ganju turned stone cold and shuffled to a corner, sobbing.

Kukaku sniffed and said, "My turn to pick now. Ichigo, who would you pick for a love affair?"

"That was my question," Rukia pouted.

Ichigo turned beetroot red but he didn't avoid the question. "The lead singer in the Pussycat Dolls."

Inoue looked ready to cry. Rukia felt like punching Ichigo in the face.

Ichigo said, "My turn. Hinamori, truth or dare?" "Dare," Hinamori giggled. Hitsugaya raised his eyebrows but he didn't say anything.

"I dare you to kiss every male in this room," Ichigo said, laughing. Hitsugaya spluttered. Hinamori tittered, "Hee hee! Well, I don't want to do the forfeit, so I think I will!"

Hinamori reached over to Hitsugaya and gave him a little kiss on the cheek. He turned crimson. "I am so going to kill you, Kurosaki Ichigo," he muttered under his breath, clenching his fist.

Hinamori skipped around the room, giving every guy a little peck on the cheek. But when she gave a small kiss on Ichigo's cheek, she sucked in her saliva and splurted it out at Ichigo's face. "Why you little--!" Ichigo shouted with rage. "You reap what you sow," Nanao commented.

Hinamori smiled. "That was quite an experience, Kurosaki! Thank you very much!"

Hinamori turned to everyone. She wondered who she should choose. "Ah! Hitsugaya-kun, truth or dare?"

Hitsugaya said, "Huh? Oh…truth."

"Truth! Right, do you think I look pretty today?"

"What? Um…" Hitsugaya turned redder. Hinamori put her head to one side. "Hmm, you're taking a long time, Shiro-chan! I'm going to count up to ten, and if you're not ready by then, you'll have to do the forfeit, 'kay?"

"Wait—"

"One…two…three…four…five…six…seven…eight…nine…"

"Ok, ok, you are, ok!!!"

"Am I what?" Hinamori said, smiling.

"YOU'RE PRETTY TODAY, HAPPY NOW?!"

Suddenly, wolf-whistles and whoops flew into the air. "SHUT THE HELL UP, ALL OF YOU!!!" Hitsugaya yelled, getting seriously ticked off.

"Shiro-chan, your turn! Hurry, ask someone! Hayaku, hayaku!" Hinamori urged.

Hitsugaya rolled his eyes. "Ok, Kira, truth or dare?"

"T-Truth," Kira squeaked.

"What is the most embarrassing thing you've ever done?"

"I can't answer that! No, no way!"

Hitsugaya smirked. "We've got a forfeiter!" Kira shrieked, "WHAT??? I MEAN, NO, NO, NO, NO, NO!!! I'll answer the damn question, ok? I'm not doing the forfeit!"

"Oh yes you are," Rukia said, slithering up behind him, making him jump. "Or do you want to get hurt?"

"FINE!!! I'LL DO IT!!!"

Everyone gave a low whistle. Kira slowly slipped off his clothes and left his underwear. Ichigo passed him a black marker. He took very ungraciously and scribbled a hasty moustache on his upper lip. Then Rukia and Ichigo led him up to the roof. The party guests followed, like a ceremony.

Once on the roof, Kira turned white. "Sing!" Ichigo said. Kira trembled. He opened his mouth and closed it. He opened it and closed. Open, close, open, close.

"You look like a goldfish," Ganju snickered. Kira started singing.

"La, la, la, la, la, la, LAA, la, la, LA, LAA, LAAA, la, la, la, la, LAAAAAAAA, la, l- BUUUURP!!!"

"KYAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Kira flushed bright red. "That wasn't a burp! It was-it was-a hiccup! Truly! I swear!"

"Yeah, like we're all stupid," Hitsugaya said. Rukia said, waving her hands for attention. "Ok, but still, Kira's done the forfeit. And I hereby declare, Truth or Dare is now over."

"What? Why?" Ishida asked. Rukia said, "Heh, I forgot to tell you all, once someone does the forfeit, the game ceremoniously ends!"

"And it was getting to be so much fun," Renji grumbled. "Oh well, I guess we wrap up the game and move on to something else!"

"But what are we going to do now?" Kira said, grabbing his clothes and quickly wearing them back on.

"That is for me to know and you to find out!" Rukia replied, grinning.

-TO BE CONTINUED-

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And that, my folks, is the end of chapter 5. Stay tuned to chapter 6! I'm so grateful for everyone who's been reading (Even if it's one or two people)!!! Yosh!