2-21-17: Minor edits done.
Challenge: Reno, Vincent, Tseng, Time Warp, Video Games and a Bendy Straw requested by Kazutaka Muraki
"Reno, put the gameboy up." Tseng hisses as Vincent walks into the boardroom. Reno glances up, snorts and turns back to his game. Vincent raises an eyebrow before taking a seat. "RENO!"
"Ok, ok. If I can't play my gameboy during the meeting, what can I do?" Reno asks, turning it off and placing it in his pocket. He pouts for a minute and then perks up looking at Vincent. "Hey Vin, you wanna do the Time Warp with me?"
"The time what?" Vincent questions emotionlessly, raising an eyebrow at the redheaded Turk. Tseng sighs, praying this didn't end with blood, tears and an injured Reno. Reno stares at the pair of them in shock.
"You know, the Time Warp..." Reno says, drawing blank looks from the pair. "Rocky Horror Picture Show... You know where they're all dancing? ""More blank looks. Reno huffs and jumps on the table. "Here I'll show you."
Tseng and Vincent exchange looks as Reno starts to sing. Meanwhile various other shinra employees emerge and stare at the redhead. Vincent bemoans the fact that he's out of bullets.
"It's just a jump to the left and a jump to the right. Put your hands on your hips and bring your knees in tight," Reno sings happily, following the actions as everyone stares at him. Tseng looks around to find something to distract him from this insanity. "Then it's a pelvic thrust..."
"Reno, look a bendy straw!" Tseng shouts out before it can get any worse or possibly traumatizing for them all... or before he is tempted into joining. He holds up said object, wondering if it is enough to distract the redhead.
"Oooohhh Bendy straw." Reno says, forgetting what he was doing in the first place and running over to retrieve the entertaining object. Tseng sighs as the event is forgotten for the moment and hopefully for the rest of his life, little did he know Sephiroth had recorded it on camera.
Ten years later and I am still just as easily amused.
Thanks to all for reading and reviewing.