2-21-17: Minor edits made.
Challenge: Reno, Vincent, bonfire, and yarn requested by Child of a Pineapple
It was Tuesday and in Reno's opinion the only thing more boring than Tuesday was that odd guy on the sixth floor who liked to lecture on the history of goblins. Which is why he was making it more interesting by having a paperwork bonfire in his office.
The fact that Tseng was gone on a mission had nothing to do with it, really. In fact it had more to do with the fact that Elena's office was right beside Reno's. She was a witch; she deserved to go up in flame anyways.
Reno cackles insanely tossing more of his useless paperwork onto the blaze. He wonders idly where he stuffed those marshmallows he had almost put in the tennis ball machine but decided that they weren't damaging enough.
"What in the hell are you doing?" Vincent's toneless voice demands, scaring the hell out of Reno more than Tseng's shouting, Rufus's ranting or Rude's silence ever could. The redheaded Turk blinks and grins sheepishly at the elder Turk.
"Uhh...Did you just see that person who was most certainly not me toss all my paperwork in the floor, set it on fire and cackle insanely, then run out of the room just as you came in?" Reno asks, eyes wide and as innocent as he could possibly pull off. Vincent stares at him emotionlessly.
"No," He says, his tone freezing the air around it. Reno's eye twitches and he edges closer to the fire.
"Now I remember. He climbed out the window using a piece of yarn," Reno says pointing at the open window where there was indeed a piece of red yarn hanging out of it. Vincent looks at it.
"That's from Zack's escape attempt when he was convinced I was going to eat him." Vincent states calmly, he had walked by Reno's office just in time to see Zack almost fall out the window. Reno pouts and looks up.
"Oh look a potted plant," Reno says, pointing in a corner, Vincent blinks as the redhead zips out of there and regrets not having enough time to draw his gun.
Oh look a person who is certainly not me has gone and edited all the drabbles up to this point (this is Chaos-speak for yes, I did it, I am blaming someone else).
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