2-25-17: Minors edits made.
Challenge: Vincent, Zach, pocket by girlscout370
Vincent was calmly walking down the hall to his office, enjoying the peace and quiet. For once there were no screams, smoke or idiots blocking his path. It almost made him... happy-ish at least until he opened the door to his office and found Zack trying to climb into the pocket of his spare pants (with Reno around it was always wise to bring a spare).
"What in the hell are you doing?" He asks tonelessly, slightly irritated that his idiot-free day was ruined. Zack blinks and falls over a chair, blinking stupidly at him.
"Nothing, absolutely nothing..." Zack says, trying to get his foot out of the pocket of the pants. Vincent raises an eyebrow.
"What are you doing with my pants?" This sadly was often repeated around the building, Zack being well known for pilfering various clothing items. So far Vincent hadn't been hit, but there always was a first time for everything... Zack looks at the ceiling as he tries to come up with a excuse.
"Well I can tell you one thing, I am most certainly not trying to climb into the pocket of your pants because Reno most certainly did not offer to pay me five gil if I did and Sephiroth most certainly did encourage this." Zack says, clearly not realizing he was ratting himself and Reno out while giving Vincent an ally in his cause. Vincent's eye twitches.
"Just get out of my office before I shoot you in the esophagus." Vincent says in monotone, pointing towards the door. Zack looks somewhat relieved.
"Whatever you day Vampire-man." Zack says, walking out of the office with the pair of pants still on his foot.
Needless to say nobody could figure out how Zack got a pair of pants stuck on his foot, much less how he got a pair of Vincent's pants. It would forever remain one of Shinra's mysteries until someone gets Vincent drunk and asks.
This seemed like a good idea at the time. I say that about a lot of stuff.
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