A/N: Hey, I've been trying to update for the past couple days but this new chap wouldn't download. Anyway, here it is. I hope you like it.

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything in it, but I wish I owned a Sasuke with cat ears (brushes away dirty thoughts:) )

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Chap.2

"Well, know that you've officially creeped me out with your blatant staring, may I ask what the hell you are doing in my forest?" The beautiful cat-boy sat smirking smugly at the clueless blonde.

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"Huhhh?" Naruto stared dumbly at the boy. He hadn't expected him to actually say anything. The blonde had just assumed that what he was seeing wasn't real.

"Yes, I'm talking to you, dobe. I don't see anyone else here, do you?" The long black tail continued to sway sensuously.

"Hey, take that back! And who the hell wears cat ears anyway!" Naruto grew red in the face at being insulted by someone he had never met.

"Well, I would take it back were it not true but seeing as how you obviously must have hit your head when you landed in my forest since you don't even know who I am." Another, wider smirk encompassed the boy's flawless face. "And these 'cat ears' are my real ears. God, where did you come from, the boondocks?"

"Since you see yourself as being so high and mighty, might I ask as to who you are so that I can show you just how much I don't care?" The blonde cocked his eye brow, daring the other boy to not comply.

"Hummphh," the brunet scoffed, "I guess I'll just have to tell you then." Standing up, the cat-boy took a dramatic bow, "I am Sasuke Uchiha, the ruler of this forest you so happened to trespass into. No one enters or exits without my knowledge."

"Your forest? Well, I don't see your name on it, and if I want to land in this forest, I don't think I'd need your permission." Naruto stood up as well, hands on his hip. He was getting quite tired of this 'Sasuke's' attitude. Glaring at the rude trespasser, the Uchiha vanished into thin air right in front of Naruto's eyes.

"Wha…Where did he go!" Turning around every which way, the blonde couldn't see Sasuke anywhere.

"Over here!" The deep voice came from behind Naruto, causing him to spin around quickly.

The Uchiha cat was lying atop a gargantuan, flashing sign that certainly wasn't there before stating, 'Uchiha Forest: Stay the Fuck Out!' Naruto's eyes grew to the size of dinner plates. Apparently, the forest did belong to the boy, and he could also perform dazzling feats of magic just to prove it. And just to hit the point home, Sasuke had 'Property of Uchiha' carved into each and every tree in Naruto's sight.

"See, told you it was mine. Now, what the hell are you doing here?"

"Ah…umm," Naruto was still at awe at how one second the surroundings were normal and the next there were signs of Uchiha superiority every, "I mean, well, I was at home when suddenly I saw this weird guy, Kakashi, with a pair of bunny ears on his head walking through my yard and then he disappeared into a hole under a tree. So, I followed him and I ended up here. I honestly have no idea where 'here' is though." The blonde was beginning to get the feeling that he wasn't anywhere near where home was.

"You're in the land of the Red Queen… You did say Kakashi, right?" Sasuke's eyes peaked in interest.

"You know him?" The Uchiha hopped off the sign he had be reclining on and walked up to the blonde.

"Yes, I know him well. Oh, by the way, what's your name? It's rude to not give your name in return, you know." Sasuke stopped in front of Naruto, placing his hands in his pockets.

"Naruto Uzumaki. I can't say that it's nice to meet you since you've done nothing but insult me from the second we met."

"Well, Naruto, what shall we do about your predicament. You aren't from around here I gather and you don't seem to know the way back to where you came from, so I guess I'll just have to bring you to the Red Queen. You'll be able to go home after that."

"The queen can send me home!"

"No."

"But, you said.."

"No, I said I'll bring you to the queen. I didn't say she'd be the one sending you home."

"Then wh.."

"Quiet," Sasuke said once again cutting the blonde off, "You ask too many questions. All will be revealed in due time, don't worry. Now, how about we get settled, we don't want to miss tea time, do we?"

"Tea?"

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Apparently, people in Wonderland were obsessed with tea time and to miss it would have been an atrocity. High up in the gnarled braches of the Uchiha Forest, Sasuke and Naruto sat with an elegant array of tea time adornments between them. The brunet sipped placidly at his cup while casting a beguiling eye at his new companion.

"What?" Naruto noticed the Uchiha's gaze, and questioned him accordingly.

"Oh, nothing," the brunet gave a flourish of his pale hand, "I was just musing as to how…out of place you are in this land. You give off a rather innocent aura and your naivety is quite…how should I put it?…'adorable'." A cunning smile spread across Sasuke's lips when the blonde broke out into a mad blush.

"I…I don't know what you mean." Naruto couldn't help stuttering. The Uchiha set his cup down, then placed his head on his propped up arm, giving Naruto his full attention.

"Hmm, that's exactly what I mean. You'll fall easily to predators with a mentality like that. You just don't seem to grasp how appealing you are." The blonde choked on his tea at Sasuke's last comment.

Waiting no more time, the tea set vanished in a puff of smoke at a snap of the cat's fingers, leaving nothing to separate the two boys. Taking his chance, Sasuke moved right next to Naruto's ear and whispered in a deep and chocolaty voice.

"You must be terribly home sick. Why don't I make it a little more comfortable for you?"

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A/N: How was it? Please review!