I'm having really fun writing this so here's another chapter.
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Chapter 3:
High Priest Seto
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Priest Seto: Priestly Duties
Day 1
Semi-sad and happy day. Good news; Pharaoh Akunumkanon died (Yes! One more step forward to lifetime goal of ascending to the throne). Bad news; bratty cousin, Atemu (who's heir to the throne, unfortunately), has taken recently deceased pharaoh's place.
Is always frustrating how the royal family just refuses to die out.
Nonetheless, I'll try my best to serve cousin until able to carry out master plan-to-become-pharaoh. If successful, will probably be pharaoh later this day.
Later…
Still not pharaoh.
Atemu has been keeping self busy. Have been subjected to very degrading tasks. Is still washing mouth because of having to lick pharaoh's damned shoes whilst he pranced around the kingdom (is suspecting that Atemu deliberately stepped on camel shit especially for me. Bastard).
I still cannot believe that high priests, such as self, have to follow idiotic pharaoh's orders that have nothing to do whatsoever with priestly duties.
Will swear to take revenge if forced to waste another hour praising Atemu from his 'vibrant-colored hair' to his 'deep alluring red-violet eyes' by puking all over his so-called 'attractive features'.
White-haired thief came today and ranted on about revenge and stuff. I'm actually a bit glad thief appeared, since Atemu would be kept busy and self will finally have some free time to do…stuff.
Day 2
Ah…
Enjoyed free time very much. Atemu been busy galloping around the desert, trying to catch white-haired thief all day, and I've taken advantage of this by spending whole day in throne room, admiring pretty golden throne which will one day be mine.
Mwahahaha.
Am really looking forward to becoming pharaoh. Won't have to sneak out at night to sit on pharaoh's throne anymore whilst pretending to have servants to order around with Atemu on his knees in front of me, licking…myshoes.
Ahem…
Will probably make him eat shit. Sounds like suitable revenge. Let's see how he handles it when you keep tasting camel crap in your mouth for a full fucking day. He will have to learn not everyone is crazy about him like Mahado (am pretty sure fellow priest has secret crush on cousin. Caught him rummaging through Atemu's drawers just the other day), who would gladly kiss the dirt he walks on, claiming that 'everything that the pharaoh touches is sacred' and should be worshipped. Will castrate myself with the Millennium Rod before even dignifying this philosophy.
On second thought, will probably stab self instead. Wouldn't want spiritual body to be...'lacking' in the afterlife after all.
Day 3
The day has come! Atemu is to be sealed in Millennium Puzzle for eternity (hopefully), and self is next in line for position as pharaoh!
Had to force self not to act too happy around Atemu which was very difficult since picture of pretty pharaoh chair always popping into mind. Am hoping ritual would just go faster, since after that, will have opportunity to design very own pharaoh outfit complete with crown, cape, earrings, etc.
High Priest costume not that bad, but I personally feel tall hat only damages sleek sexy hair. Self probably the only one here who has attractive hair cut, and so must flaunt this fact without shame.
Bakura (the thief's name, as it seems) will forever be in my good graces, as it is his fault that Atemu must be locked inside inanimate object (bonus points for insulting now soon-to-be dead pharaoh). Will try to remember to free him of Millennium Ring sometime later, but am not keeping any promises. Pharaoh life is very busy, and might be hard to squeeze him into loaded schedule.
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Seto's so fun to write :D
I'm thinking whether to have the other AE characters have their own chapter after this (I'm not sure since they're pretty much minor characters and all), or to finally start with Yugi during Duelist Kingdom. What do you guys think? (If you even read this piece of crap I've made :D)