2-25-17: Minor edits made
Challenge: Reno, Vincent, Peanutbutter, Bubblegum From Ravyn
"OH F-!" Reno screeches loudly, his voice echoing through the entirety of the Shinra building. Vincent looks up from his desk and glares at the ceiling. There were times when he was convinced that Reno could quite possibly be one of the voices in his head.
"RENO! WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE!" Tseng's voice is heard five second later as the redhead slams Vincent's door open and dives behind the man's desk. The Vampire-Turk stares at him, blood red eyes emotionless.
He was almost amused by this turn of events; it seems that Reno had had an unfortunate run-in with Zack and his jar of peanut butter. The poor redhead had it smeared all over his face and there was even some in his hair. Vincent smirks, no wonder he was cowering behind the desk.
"At least it wasn't bubblegum." Vincent remarks, innocently moving his paperwork closer to the edge of his desk and therefore closer to Reno's head. If it just happened to fall off and get peanut butter and Reno hair all over it then it wasn't his fault. Reno glares at him.
"You won't be saying that when he comes in here and smears it all over your head," Reno says, sticking his bottom lip out in a pout. Vincent raises an eyebrow at him.
"Why would he come in here?" He asks, remembering all the times Zack had run from him screaming. In fact Zack was the only one he's actually shot, though he did shoot him in the butt. Reno contemplates this for a second, green eyes glinting almost evilly.
He runs a finger through the substance on his head, reaches up and smears it over the bridge Vincent's nose before running out, laughing maniacally the whole time.
Vincent blinks, staring in shock at the redhead's retreating back and bemoans the fact that he'd have to get up to get his gun.
I think this was requested by my best friend? I'm not entirely sure.
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