2-25-17: Minor edits made.

Challenge: Vincent, Ammo Restrictions, Moron Hunting, Zack, Cloud, and Reno. Sephiroth, video camera. from Koom

Cloud holds the camera up to his eye and points it at Reno who grins wildly and flashes a thumbs up, he then points it at Sephiroth who looks bored. He looks at the camera and shrugs once, redirecting his gaze towards where Zack is annoying Vincent and Vincent is polishing his gun with an almost happy look on his face.

"Is it on?" Cloud asks, taking it away from his eyes and peering anxiously at the camera. Reno bounces over to him and points at the flickering light.

"I think so. If not then why is this light flashing?" Reno says, poking the camera, which is still recording Sephiroth looking bored, only now, it's focused on a much lower area.

"It could be about to self-destruct," Sephiroth adds his two–gil in, still bored and now glaring at the sky for some odd reason. Reno and Cloud blink and look at each other then shrug.

"OK Seph. Go." Cloud says, putting the camera back up to his eye. Sephiroth shrugs once and perks up, a psychotic smile on his face now that he gets to do what he came here for.

"Welcome ladies and gentlemen who are probably us at a later time, so there are no ladies. Elena and Scarlet don't count because one's a witch and the other's a bitch. Anyways this is the first and hopefully last taped recording of Moron-Hunting with Vincent Valentine." Sephiroth points over to where Vincent and Zack are standing, Cloud makes the camera follow his finger. "Today's Question is: Can Vincent Shoot Zack before he runs out of bullets? I think so." Sephiroth grins.

"GO FOR IT VINCENT!" Reno shouts, cupping his hands over his mouth. Vincent stops polishing Death Penalty, looks at the camera with an almost psychotic grin and shoots Zack in the groin.

"OH MY HOLY GODS OF POPTARTS! YOU IMPAINATED ME!"

Zack goes down; wailing like a five-year old that's just fell off the swing-set. Sephiroth looks at him and shakes his head.

"Impainated isn't a word, Zack. I think the word you're looking for is impregnated," Sephiroth says with a wicked grin on his face. Reno and Cloud burst out laughing, Cloud dropping the camera in the process. Vincent shrugs and walks off, whistling happily.

Tseng didn't ask when Zack, bleeding profusely from the groin, was wheeled into the infirmary screaming that Vincent had impregnated him. He heard it from Reno later and then saw the tape, which covered it up until the point Cloud dropped the camera. He found out it was better not knowing sometimes...

Zack was the first pregnant male gunshot recipient in the history of Shinra. And considering the stupidity of some of the other employees that was an accomplishment.

Remember when I said I had a list of favorites? This one? Is my absolute favorite.

Thanks to all for reading and reviewing, it is appreciated.