Author Note: Hey guys, so glad you liked the first chapter...I personally thought it was cack, but there we go. Anyways, this chapter is up so early because I'm celebrating the fact that Doctor Who is back on today, and I already know the plot...ish...so if you wanna know what happens, I can tell you...Anyways, thats not the point...
Something else that hasn't got a point is this story, but it's fun to write, and hopefully fun to read, so sit back, relax, enjoy, get a nice hot (or cold) drink...whatever floats your boat...oh yeah, and read!
oOo
Later on, Padme's Sister was moulding a miniature TARDIS out of some dried up modelling clay, and Jack was lounging on the sofa munching popcorn. There was a loud yell, and then Rose ran into the room and dived behind the sofa.
"What's up?" Jack asked casually, flicking a bit of popcorn up into the air, then catching it in his mouth.
"Wait till you see the Doctor," Rose giggled. "Oh, and you haven't seen me by the way."
Exactly 2.5 seconds later, Timeless Escape legged it into the room, followed closely by Mayuko-Chan and Miss Kiwi.
Mayuko-Chan dived behind the curtain (even though the TARDIS doesn't have any windows!) and Miss Kiwi clambered into a cupboard that, for some unknown reason, was full of paper clips.
Timeless Escape ran round and round the room like a headless chicken, screaming "I have nowhere to hide!"
Padme's Sister calmly produced a Milky Bar Chunky from her pocket and threw it behind the sofa. Timeless Escape immediately stopped running round and dived after it, causing Rose to scream in surprise. Then there was silence (except for Jack and Timeless Escape who were munching away on their snacks) until, exactly 5.6257777777777777777777 (the narrator goes on and on, so a new narrator takes over and pushes the old one out the window) seconds later the Doctor charged in and Jack and Padme's Sister stared at him for a moment, then burst out laughing.
"Wow Doctor, you look nice," Jack said then frantically shoved popcorn in his mouth to try and stop his giggling.
"Shut it! Both of you!" the Doctor yelled, attempting to wipe the make-up off his face with his sleeve. Clearly the others had caught him sleeping and carried out Padme's Sister's suggestion, because now he had bright red, sparkling lips, a powder white face with rosy cheeks, blue eyeshadow, gold mascara and black eyeliner. He also smelt strongly of perfume and his perfectly manicured nails were painted pink.
"Have you seen Rose? She's in big trouble. So are the others," the Doctor growled.
"If you mean the four girls who just ran in here and hid behind the sofa and curtain, and in the cupboard full of paper clips, then no I haven't," Padme's Sister replied calmly.
"Oh. Well if you do see them, tell them I need a 'word'," the Doctor said. Then as an after thought, he added "You can take this all off, can't you? Seeing as you're the author of the story?"
"Course I can," Padme's Sister replied, getting up off the floor. "But I'm not gonna."
"Why?"
"Because I have more important things to do."
"Like what?"
"Like do this."
There was a puff of-
"Yes, I know. A puff of blue smoke!"
"Will you let me finish!"
There was a puff of pink smoke and Padme's Sister ran out of the room, screaming "Give me chocolate!"
"Give me strength!" the Doctor muttered, sitting down on the sofa, just as another puff of pink smoke (I felt like changing the colour) blinded him, allowing the others to leg it from the room to find different hiding places, or in Jack's case, go on the hunt for something (although I have no idea what).
"Wood!"
Ok, Jack went on the hunt for wood (but again, I have no idea why.)
"To build a time machine!"
O...k...so Jack went on the hunt for wood to build a time machine within a time machine.
oOo
Meanwhile... (Hey it's the meanwhile guy! I haven't seen him for ages. It's usually oOo guy...oh wait, he came before meanwhile guy...anyway, back to the story - If you can even call it a story!)
Two hours later (see the Doctor isn't the only one who can mess with time!) the Doctor had calmed down and the fan girls and Rose had come out of hiding.
Mayuko-Chan and Padme's Sister were making milkshakes in the kitchen, Rose was giving Miss Kiwi a manicure and Timeless Escape was wandering around singing "Oh I'm just an insaniac maniac! And I've lost my braniac!"
Suddenly there was a puff of...hmmm...I think we'll have gold smoke this time...anyways, there was a puff of gold smoke and another fan appeared.
"Who are you?" the Doctor asked angrily, earning him an explosion of blue smoke for being so rude.
"Cut it out!"
"I'm Xkinky-bootsX," replied Xkinky-bootsX. "Pleased to meet you. Got any Rolos?"
"Any what?"
"Any Rolos...I love Rolos!"
"Erm, no...sorry. Hang on, the author may have some though."
The Doctor picked up a broom that had appeared beside him and poked at the ceiling again, but this time there was no answer (because I'm in the kitchen!)
"Oi!" the Doctor poked the roof again. There was a huge puff of red smoke which caused the Doctor to fall over backwards. "ENOUGH WITH THE SMOKE!"
"You called?" Padme's Sister asked, wandering in sipping a chocolate muffin milkshake.
"Do you have any Rolos? And whats with the multi-coloured smoke?"
"Well, yes I do have Rolos- they're in the kitchen, and as for the smoke, I like being random."
"You're telling me."
Bang! Puff of blue smoke.
"Don't be rude," Padme's Sister warned and the Doctor glared at her.
"Have you set a curse on me or something, so I explode in blue smoke everytime I'm rude?"
"No, but good idea!"
Padme's Sister snapped her fingers. "Now say something rude."
"Erm...you're a rubbish author and this isn't even a proper story?"
BANG! Blue smoke!
"Woohoo!" Padme's Sister punched the air excitedly and the Doctor slapped a hand to his head.
"There'll be no living with her now."
BANG! Blue smoke!
"How was that rude!"
"Ok, I'm gonna go find some Rolos," Xkinky-bootsX said nervously, then ran away screaming.
Padme's Sister paused for a moment, then cried "Tag!", whacked the Doctor on the arm, then ran away screaming aswell.