Author Note: Hey guys, so sorry for the delay in posting, but my internet's been messing about, which is why I'm gonna keep this note short and sweet. Thanks for so many great reviews, and I'm glad you all still like my story, so enjoy!
Now to see if it will let me save...oh it did, YAY!
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Meanwhile, in the kitchen, Mayuko-Chan was making her speciality milkshake - a quadrupple combo, double twist, extra hyper deluxe delight (try saying that when you've had a few!). It was a milkshake that consisted of coffee crisp, smarties, rolos, milky bar chunky, gummy bears, spoonfulls of sugar (why does that remind me of Mary Poppins?) and chocolate ice cream. Infact, there was so much sugar and caffeine in it that one sip would send you hyper.
She spooned it all into a gigantic mug, stuck several straws in it and carried it out into the control room.
"COME AND GET SOME OF MY QUADRUPPLE COMBO, DOUBLE TWIST, EXTRA HYPER DELUXE DELIGHT!" she cried and there was a mini stampede as everyone except the Doctor came running and grabbed a straw. Just a they were all about to take one massive sip, the Doctor appeared and gasped.
"Gasp! Don't you dare drink that!"
"Why not?" Miss Kiwi asked innocently. "It has smarties in it! I love smarties!"
"Because its dangerous!" the Doctor cried, snatching it away. "Its far too overloaded with sugar and caffeine. You'll rot your teeth and be up all night!"
"Spoil sport," Rose huffed, then she had an idea. She turned to Padme's Sister and whispered something in her ear. A huge grin spread over the author's face as she listened to what Rose had to say.
"Alrighty! Be right back!" she cried and vanished in purple smoke. She came back a moment later with a notebook and pencil andshe and Rose began plotting a despicable plan to get their milkshake back off the Doctor, who was taking it down the corridor to tip down the sink.
While they were waiting, the other fans crowded round Jack, who couldn't help but flirt with them all at the same time.
Suddenly Padme's Sister disappeared again and the TARDIS rocked violently. The Doctor came running back in (still holding the milkshake) and set it to one side, causing everyone to immediately pounce on it. However, no-one had bothered to tell the author that they had their drink back, so she kept shaking the TARDIS violently.
"We're under attack!" Timeless Escape screamed.
"Everyone to your pots - I mean posts!" Mayuko-Chan cried.
"What posts?" the Doctor asked with raised eyebrows, but everybody was already moving. Rose took her favourite position by the railings, Jack ran down to the kitchen and shoved the milkshake in the fridge, Mayuko-Chan and Miss Kiwi ran over to other parts of the railing, and Xkinky-bootsX sat in the middle of the floor hugging an air guitar made out of bananas, while Timeless Escape ran around like a headless chicken again.
"OI! CUT IT OUT!" the Doctor yelled at the ceiling, earning him weird stares from his companions, but he didn't care.
"Did I forget to mention thats not me?" Padme's Sister answered as she stepped up behind him and made him jump.
"AAARGH! Bloo-"
BANG! Blue smoke!
"I never said anything!"
"But you were going to. This is a K+ fic, so no swearing please."
"Um excuse me, we're still under attack!" Timeless Escape screamed from her new position under her umbrella, (which magically appeared out of nowhere, just like everything else in this story).
"Oh, right, the shaking. Hang on," Padme's Sister said, then squeezed her eyes shut tight. A moment later the shaking stopped, and the TARDIS returned to normal (if it was ever normal in the first place).
"What did you do?" Jack asked as he returned, protectively craddling the milkshake.
"I turned the washing mashine off. I left my laptop on it by accident."
"Ohhhh," everyone sighed, except the Doctor.
"Come on Doc!" Padme's Sister said, digging her elbow into his ribs.
"Ohhh," the Doctor repeated, rather unenthusiastically. Then he saw Xkinky-bootsX's air guitar made of bananas. "Bananas! I like bananas! Banananas - "
"You mean bananas?"
"Whatever. Bananas are good for you!"
"Got any Rolos?" Xkinky-bootsX asked.
"Got any smarties?" Miss Kiwi replied with a cheeky grin.
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"I'm bored!" seven voices whined simultaneously, later on, as the Doctor tinkered with some wires-
"Not under the floor, please!"
"Let me finish!"
- as the Doctor tinkered with some wires above the floor on the main console.
"Anyway, why are you bored? You're the author!"
"Hey, even the most fantastic story writers like me run out of ideas sometimes," Padme's Sister sighed. The Doctor rolled his eyes, pulled out the sonic screwdriver and used it on some loose wires.
Mayuko-Chan's eyes lit up as she got an idea (insert flashing baloon here).
"Flashing baloon?" Everyone asked together.
"Well light bulbs are boring! And such a cliche!"
Anyways, as I was saying before I was so rudely interupted.
BANG! Blue smoke!
"Cut it out!"
Anyways, Mayuko-Chan had just formulated a brilliantly random plan. When the Doctor set his sonic screwdriver down on one side, she wandered over and pretended to take an interest in what he was doing, then swiped the screwdriver when a puff of blue smoke warned him for cursing out loud.
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Meanwhile...
Timeless Escape, Miss Kiwi and Rose had found a pack of playing cards and were now inventing their own game.
"Got any threes?" Rose asked Miss Kiwi, who smiled and replied "Go fish!"
"What's that mean?"
"No, I haven't got any threes."
"Oh, right. Got any fours?" This time the question was directed at Timeless Escape, who studied her cards and then said "Free the peas!"
"And that means?"
"Yes, I have two fours," Timeless Escape replied, handing over the two cards.
Pretty soon the three of them had worked out their own unique answers and responses such as "Flying cheese!", "Bananarama!" and "Ramalamadingdong!" were soon filling the air.
Xkinky-bootsX was sat in a corner frantically scribbling in a bright pink polka dot notebook (found under the Doctor's pillow) when she looked up, chewing the end of her pen.
"Hey guys. which came first? The chicken or the egg?" (Now there's a question that could keep the Doctor busy for years!)
"Why?" Jack asked at last.
"Because I'm trying to write a story, but I need to know which came first," Xkinky-bootsX replied.
"Did somebody mention chickens?" Padme's Sister groaned. "Oh hell!"
"Why, what's wrong?" Rose asked.
"That!" Padme's Sister pointed towards Timeless Escape, who was now reeling off random nonsense about chickens. No matter what anyone did, they couldn't get her to stop.
"Never, EVER mention chickens around Timeless Escape!" Padme's Sister moaned. "Four months of art lessons with her have taught me never to do that!"
"And how long will she go on for?" Miss Kiwi asked worriedly. Padme's sister shrugged.
"This usually snaps her out of it," she replied, then cleared her throat and said, deliberately loudly, "So remind me again what Fruit Baskets is all about. Is it that one where the tiger fancies the goat?"
"Nooooooo! Not the goat! The SHEEP!" Timeless Escape corrected, snapping out of her C-H-I-C-K-E-N induced trance.
"What's that spell?" Timeless Escape asked. "Chi-"
"Chips!" Rose shouted quickly (saving the day!) "Who wants chips?"
"Me!" Everyone except Mayuko-Chan and the Doctor replied, charging out of the door.
"You don't want chips?" the Doctor asked.
"Nah. I got work to do," she replied, so the Doctor shrugged and left her to it.
"Yeah right! Like I'de ever leave a stranger in the TARDIS alone!"
"Just go!" Padme's Sister appeared behind him, pushing him through the door, much to his disgust.
Mayuko-Chan pulled out the Sonic Screwdriver and set to work, apparently fixing the TARDIS (which doesn't actually need fixing!)
"Tee hee!" she giggled as she ripped out some wires and re-attached them in completely the wrong places.
"I'm an insaniac braniac, and I've lost my maniac!" she sung Timeless Escape's song, except she mixed up the words.
"I did? Oooops. I'm just an insaniac maniac, and I've lost my braniac!"
Padme's Sister nodded in approval, then ran out of the door to catch up with the others before they could wreak uncontrolled havoc in the streets of some random town they'd landed in. (Notice I said 'uncontrolled' there. Controlled havoc is perfectly acceptible and is often called hyperness, or total randomness!)