Authore Note: Hey guys...big cheer! I moved at last! HURRAH! And now I have finally updated, I hope this chapter won't be a dissapointment after all the waiting...please forgive me if it is...my brain is still scrambled from all the unpacking and trying to work out what goes where and where I can find stuff...oh and the new series of Doctor Who isn't helping much either...keeps getting me distracted, but hey!
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"It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small world after all. It's a small, small world!" The Doctor cried at the top of his lungs as the group were kicked out of McDonalds later.
"Why do I have to sing?"
"Because I said so! Besides, it's a Disney song - be happy!"
"Fine!"
Meanwhile, Rose -
"Which one?"
"Erm...normal Rose?"
"Oh, ok..."
So normal Rose spotted a chippy a little way away and diverted into it, everyone else following.
"Do the maccarena!" Timeless Escape cried, and started dancing to it, even though there was no music. Rose purchased chips for everyone and then they all turned to Timeless Escape who was busy minding her own business and dancing to no music.
When she realised what she was doing, she blushed and then an idea struck her, quite literally, as the word CONGA, dropped down on her head from an overhead sign. (Why would a chippy have a sign saying 'Conga' on it? Even I don't know why I put that!)
"Do the Conga!" she cried, and everyone jumped into line behind her, except for the Doctor, who was pushed and pulled into it instead.
"A rum bum bum bum bum - bah! Rum bum bum bum bum - bah!" Miss Kiwi sang loudly as everyone conga'd out of the shop. Jack and Joshwales (who was now wearing a cloak like the Master wears, btw) were busy giggling at the fact that Miss Kiwi had just said 'bum' in a K+ fic, while all the Roses were confusing everyone and the Doctor was grumbling at the stupid apes he'd been stuck with.
Suddenly there was a puff of green smoke and yet another fan appeared!
"Oh just brilliant!" The Doctor muttered, ignoring the blue smoke now. "Another stupid ape I get stuck with!"
"Everyone back to the TARDIS! STAT! STAT! STAT!" Padme's Sister suddenly cried, and everyone turned to look at her.
"Whats with the STATS?" Jack asked innocently.
"Well, STATISTICS say that in exactly 1.745698234987456666666666666666666666666 (Padme's Sister continues to reel of numbers until the Doctor slaps her) seconds, I am going to kill the Doctor for slapping me!"
And with that, she chased him down the road back to the TARDIS. He ran up to the door and leant on it so that he could catch his breath when the door opened and he fell straight through it, landing flat on his ar-bottom. (That was a close one!)
He glanced up to see who had opened the door and saw a figure all in black with a great big mask and a long cape, holding his hand out to him.
"Doctor. I - am - your- father!"
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" the Doctor screamed, dragging himself away from Darth Vader as the others finally arrived.
"Oh, you made it then? Finally!" Padme's Sister grumbled, crossing her arms and glaring at Vader.
"Sorry. Luke put up more of a fight than I expected, then I had to stop off and get Sidious some flowers for his mum."
"Oh...well next time just ring me, ok?"
"Erm, excuse me, what is Darth Vader doing in Doctor Who?" Jack and Joshwales asked together, stepping forwards boldly, all the fan girls cowering behind him.
"Well, I felt like letting him join the fun," Padme's Sister shrugged, holding her hand up and patting Vader's shoulder which towered way over hers. "Besides, in the Christmas Invasion (which hasn't happened yet...I've decided...) they steal the laser from the Death Star and call it Torchwood...Vader's just here to re-claim his weapon. Isn't that right, Big V?"
"Big V? I thought that was my name?" V (yes, the guy fawkes guy who has a vendetta against practically everybody) said as he emerged from the bathroom, drying his hair.
"V, I thought I told you not to use my shampoo!" Rose -
"Which one?"
NORMAL Rose cried, taking a sniff of his black hair. It smelt of peaches and appleblossom (is that even possible?).
"Whoa, hang on! Now we have Darth Vader and V in the TARDIS?" The Doctor was cowering in the corner. Two of his most hated villains (asside from the daleks and cybermen and stuff) had just appeared.
"Can I just point out that V's technically not a villain?" Timeless Escape asked, before quickly hiding under her umbrella, munching on another Milky Bar Chunky that Padme's Sister had just thrown to her.
"Yeah, and nor am I. I'm just misunderstood," Vader added, before he hid under Timeless Escape's umbrella aswell and tried to use the force to nick the milky bar chunky off her.
"I bet you used my moisturiser too!" Rose cried at V, then as an after thought she grinned cheekily and said "Moisturise me! Moisturise me!"
"Moisturise me! Moisturise me!" her clones copied. "I'm going to take over Rose's body and snog the Doctor!"
"Ha ha ha...NO! That's not funny!" Rose snapped at her clones, who just kept repeating "Moisturise me! Moisturise me!"
"Did I just hear Cassandra?" Miss Kiwi asked, spinning on the spot. "She really freaks me out! So does that 'Mummy...are you my mummy?' boy!"
"Ok hang on. How the hell did we go from Darth Vader to Lady Cassandra and empty child impressions?" Mayuko-Chan asked, thoroughly confused now. Rose just shrugged, huffed (because she was in a mood now) and turned to the other Roses.
"Clones! To the bathroom! Collect as much evidence as you can to prove that V's been using my make-up and stuff!"
All the Roses, including Rose, ran off to the bathroom with their detective kits that they'de ordered from damn, I left Evey to blow up the Houses of Parliament without even explaining what the domino in the train's for!" V cried suddenly. He grabbed his black cloak, threw it round himself and vanished in a puff of red smoke.
"And I left Luke hanging off that metal thing with no hand!(I wanted to add a joke here about Vader giving him a hand, but it was just too corny!) I must save him and borrow twenty quid for Leia's birthday present!" Vader cried, before trying to copy V's vanishing act and just getting tangled in his cloak. Once Timeless Escape had helped him untangle himself, he yelled "To the Bat Cave!" and ran off through the TARDIS doors.
"Seriously, this story's so mixed up!" Joshwales sighed, digging into his pockets and pulling out a chocolate yo-yo, which he began to eat, much to Mayuko-Chan's protests ('your supposed to flick it, not eat it!').
"All we need is Captain Jack from Pirates of the Caribbean, and your path towards the randomness will be complete," Timeless Escape said to Xkinky-bootsX in a perfect impression of Emperor Palpatine. Padme's Sister's eyes lit up and she glanced in Jack's direction.
There was a huge puff of gold smoke and Jack was transformed from Captain Jack Harkness to Captain Jack Sparrow, complete with the beads in the beard and stuff.
"Stop blowin' holes in my ship!" he cried.
"Brilliant!" everyone cried (although the Doctor's was a sarcastic 'brilliant')
"And really bad eggs! Drink up me 'arties. Yo ho!" Jack sung as he staggered off to the kitchen to find some rum, followed by Timeless Escape, Xkinky-bootsX, Miss Kiwi, Joshwales, Light Queen of Lilies (who, until that point had been repairing her dictionary), and Cloudhaven94, (who'd been climbing up the coral supports, completely unnoticed by everyone else).
"I guess that just leaves you, me and the new kids then," Padme's Sister said to the Doctor as another three fans appeared beside the first, who looked utterly baffled and bewildered, and stunned and every other word that means confused.
"Confuddled!"
Yes, and confuddled...thank you random voice with no body!
"Hitherewhatsyournamewheredyoucomefromdoyoulikestrawberries?" Padme's Sister asked, holding a microphone up to the first fan.
"Erm..."
"Hello Erm, welcome on board! And same question to you." She turned to another fan.
"Erm..."
"And you?"
"Erm..."
"And finally, same question to you!"
"Erm..."
"Four Erm's in ten seconds, thats gotta be a world record!" Padme's Sister consulted the World Record Board that was decending from the ceiling. "It is! We just broke a new world record! Congratulations! All that sugar's gone to my head. I need to lay down!"
Padme's Sister vanished in blue smoke.
"Well I got work to do..." the Doctor said, getting up off the floor at last. "I'm the Doctor by the way. What's your name?"
"Who Wolf."
"Kates Master."
"Ads230"
"Ldyknight"
"Nice to meet you all. Run for your life!"
But instead of the fans running, the Doctor ran instead - down the hall and into the depths of the TARDIS.
"Erm...do we really want to be here?" Kates Master said to the others, who just shrugged.
"We asked to...so I guess we're stuck here now!"
The word 'Fantastic!' flashed up in bright green and red letters above their head, then confetti rained down all around them and fireworks exploded above their heads.
"PARTAY!" everyone screamed.