Author Note: Ok sorry for the delay in posting guys...I don't actually have an excuse...no wait, yeah I do! I was writting reports...ok...not such a good excuse, but its the truth, so there we go...I also wrote this chapter in a rush, so if its not very good, thats why...don't blame me, blame Time! The Doctor may have pleanty of it, but I certainly dont!

Well, enjoy!

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"Doctor, can we pull over? I'm gonna be sick!" Rose cried and the Doctor looked at her with raised eyebrows.

"Rose, we're in the TARDIS, not a car. Go use one of the bathrooms."

Rose got up and legged it to the nearest bathroom while the Doctor shook his head. "That'll teach her to eat all those chips," he muttered. "And Jack, stop trying to make rum out of those strawberries! Miss Kiwi, don't eat all the ice cubes! Cloudhaven 94, stop climbing up the coral supports! Light Queen of Lilies, stop using up all the tape on your dictionary! Padme's Sister, leave Orlando alone!"

"And Doctor, SHUT UP!" Everyone shouted back at him, causing him to step backwards in surprise and fall down the step into a bowl of custard, conveniently left there by Joshwales.

Before he could curse and force the rating to change again, Rose reappeared.

"Hey guys! Look what I found in the bathroom!" she announced as she held up a book. "Its my Doctor Who sticker book!"

"There has definately got to be some paradox here or something," the Doctor muttered.

"Wow, I have one of those!" Padme's Sister replied, ignoring him and also Orlando, who'd collapsed with exhaustion by now. She sat down beside Rose and pulled out her own copy.

Soon the two of them were swapping doubles and sharing their stickers.

"Ooooh! Stickers! I love stickers!" Timless Escape cried, sitting herself down with them and pulling out her own album too.

"Thickers! I want thum thickers!" Miss Kiwi cried, an ice cube stuck to her tongue. "Where can I get thum?"

"Doc, we need a newsagents!" Padme's Sister called to him as he came back from the wardrobe, now completely custard free.

"What's in it for me?" he asked.

"Erm...a kiss from Rose?"

"EW!" Rose cringed.

"Well...one of your clones then?"

"Alright."

"Deal!" the Doctor cried, eager to get them to a newsagents as quickly as possible.

Soon almost everyone on board the TARDIS had their own sticker book and the Doctor was contemplating how many packs of stickers to buy them.

"Why do I have to buy them?"

"Because we'll leave you in peace for however long it takes us to stick them in our albums?"

The Doctor picked up the whole box and plonked it on the counter, along with Orlando's poster mag, Padme's Sister's copy of the Doctor Who magazine, Light Queen of Lilies' new dictionary, and enough chocolate to feed a small army.

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"There's me! There's me! There's me! There's me! There's - no thats not me...There's me! There's me! There's me! There's me!" Rose was saying happily as she flicked through her huge pile of stickers.

Padme's sister was trying to do a deal with Timeless Escape over the shiny sticker of the 10th Doctor, Xkinky-bootsX and Miss Kiwi were covering each other in stickers and Mayuko Chan was having such a good time sticking stickers in that she didn't realise she was sticking them in the wrong places.

"Anyone got a double of 69?" Ldy Knight asked. Joshwales sniggered and Padme's Sister glared at him.

"Oi! Be'ave! This is a K+ fic and I ain't about to change the ratin' coz you have a dirty mind! Why am I talking like this? Oh dear!"

"Well where's my clones? And my red smoke?"

"Patience young one," Padme's Sister chided - chided...what a funny word! - She turned to Rose.

"You want your clones any more?"

"Nup. You got the shiny TARDIS sticker?"

"Dunno, check my pile."

Padme's Sister turned back to Joshwales. "You can have Rose's clones. Now you have clones!"

"But I wanted clones of ME, you fruitloop!"

"Well why didn't you say so!" Padme's Sister cried.

"I did say so!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"Did not!"

"Did too!"

"How many clones do you want?"

"Did too!"

"If you've already done two, what're you complaining about?"

"Huh?" Joshwales asked, suddenly confuddled.

"How many clones do you want?"

"Erm...ten?"

"Done!" Padme's Sister replied, pinching him on the arm.

"OW! So where are they?"

"Patience! Oh and Rose, I think I gave that shiny TARDIS to Miss Kiwi!"

"Stop doing that!"

"I'm sorry, what?" Padme's Sister asked Joshwales innocently.

"Confusing me!" Joshwales wailed.

"Oh shush! Look here come your clones!"

Ten Cybermen marched into the TARDIS.

"Ye-ah," Joshwales said slowly, backing away. "They're not me."

"No (insert swear word here) Sherlock!" Padme's Sister replied. "So my friends, how can I help you?"

"We-are-here-to-offer-you-a-free-upgrade."

"I see. And let me guess - the upgrade is compulsory?"

"Correct."

"Hmmm," Padme's Sister pondered, looking around at all her new - slightly crazy - friends. Did she want them all to become Cybermen too? Not ruddy likely!

"I'm sorry gentlemen, but I'm simply gonna have to refuse your kind offer. We like the way we are now...don't we guys."

Several nods.

"Then-you-will-be-deleted."

"Ye-ah...slight problem there. You see, if you delete me, who would write this story? It would get lost in the fan-fiction archives and gather imaginary dust. You would be condemning a perfectly pointless story to death."

"You-are-correct."

"I know I'm correct, you plank! Now you delete me, and I'll just delete you right back! My finger is hovering over the delete button as we speak."

"Exterminate! (oops, wrong villain) Delete! Delete! Delete!"

"Hey look! I deleted the Cybermen! Whoo, yay for me! No, wait...they stole my brain!" Padme's Sister cried. "Give me back my brain, you brain stealing...stealers!" She vanished in a puff of blue smoke, going on the hunt for her brain.

"So, who's writting the story now?" Mayuko-Chan asked.

"I could try?" Rose suggested, putting her stickers away.

"Cool, but first you've gotta get him off that!" Miss Kiwi replied, pointing to the Doctor who'd been so busy reading stories on fanfiction that he'd completely missed the whole Cyberman incident.

"Some of these are actually rather good," he said to Rose as she approached. "I mean, take this one by our friend Ads for instance..." He turned the laptop in Rose's direction. "Its called the Alphabet and it's all about you. Each letter represents something about you. How clever is that!"

Rose was just about to join him in reading Ads' story when she remembered she had one of her own to write.

"Give! I have no A-levels, but I do have a story to write!" She snatched the laptop off him.

"This story is doing perfectly well without an author," the Doctor noted.

(Long silence)

"Ok, give me that! Now shush, let me concentrate!" Rose snapped. She began thinking of a suitable way to begin her story, which is infact a continuation of this one.

"Hmmm...Oooh I know!" she began typing frantically.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!