Author Note: Hey guys, its me - Joshwales. Now, because Padme's Sister has lost her brain and Rose is stuck on the impossible planet, I promised them both that I'd help them write this chapter. For those of you who don't know who I am, I am The Who-Ru in Totally Doctor Who - Episode 4. I beat Joe Pickley! So erm, yeah...this is me, Joshwales, writting this chapter to you, and I hope you like it.
(Yeah and this is Padme's Sister - I have edited this chap a little so that it fits in with the rest of the story, but all credit for this chapter is going to Joshwales. If you want to write the next chapter, by all means feel free to do so. Just send your written chapter to me, I'll edit it and try to have it up at some stage or another, like I did with Joshwales here. Good luck and see you all soon!)
oOo
Rose launched into the TARDIS control room later on, laptop tucked safely under her arm. She heard a "PARP" and turned round to see Joshwales blowing wind into the console.
"Oi! What do you think you're doing!" she shouted.
"Erm...giving it a boost?" Joshwales replied innocently.
"Well you promised that you'de help me write this chapter!"
"I am! I'm giving you the ideas!"
The Doctor was on the other side with a man in a brown trench coat and pin stripped suit. He was talking to the Doctor and Rose managed to sneak round and overhear their conversation.
"Hello I'm the Doctor" said the brown-trench-coated man.
"You can't be the Doctor! I'm the Doctor!" The Doctor shouted. This continued until eventually Joshwales' smells resurfaced and blew the brown-trench-coated man into the vortex. Miss Kiwi ran in holding up her Doctor Who Sticker book.
"SSSSSSSSSSSSSQQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" She shouted.
Timeless Escape followed trying to battle a killer toilet with a toilet brush, but Joshwales calmly walked towards the toilet and used his Sonic Screwdriver to deactivate it.
"Oi, Joshwales where'd you get that?" The Doctor called over.
"Nicked it from your coat," Joshwales replied.
At that moment, 10 Joshwales' marched into the control room followed by Cybermen and Daleks.
"Oh for (Insert Swear Word Here) sakes not the Cybermen and Daleks - AGAIN!" Padme's Sister cried!
"YOU-ARE-AN-ENEMY-OF-THE-DA-A-A-LEKS-YOU-WILL-BE-EXTERMINATED" The Dalek leader cried.
"DELETE-THE-DALEKS-AND-PADME'S-SISTER-AND-JOSHWALES" A Cyberman said marching towards Padme's Sister.
"CLONES! ATTACK!" Joshwales cried as thousands upon thousands of Joshwales Clones attacked the army!
Then Joshwales disappeared in red smoke which startled the Doctor!
"Rose, why did you have to give him smoke too!" The Doctor shouted at Rose,
"It's what Padme's Sister told me too do," Rose replied, almost sniggering.
Xkinky-bootsX had now entered holding a pile of stickers so high it almost collapsed.
"(Insert Multiple Swear Words here)" The Doctor shouted as Joshwales appeared in Red Smoke behind him and poked him with a discarded Cyberman arm. The Cybermen where now few in number as the Daleks were involved.
"WE-ARE-THE-DALEKS-YOU-ARE-PUNY-EXTERMINEATE-EXTERMINATE-E-X-X-X-X-TERMINA-A-A-ATE!"
Joshwales nodded and the Clones began throwing paper balls at the Daleks. Almost all of the Daleks where blown up but one grabbed a paper ball and got a paper cut.
"MY-VISION-IS-IMPAIRED!-I-CANNOT-SEE!" It screeched and trundled off down the TARDIS corridors, followed closely by Joshwales and his clones.
"Oh Doctor," Mayuko Chan began, peering out through the door. "Is this a World Cup stadium?"
"Yes, we're at England versus Paraguay" The Doctor replied. Joshwales and his clones glared at him from up in the wardrobe room because they're all WELSH! Then they got back to dressing the Dalek up in the most awful clothes they could find.
Everyone else cheered including Rose, who still had the laptop clutched firmly under her arm, although she was now making the story up as she went along.
(Well Padme's Sister does it all the time, so why can't I?)
The Doctor and everyone else began filing out of the TARDIS into the stands. Padme's Sister walked absent mindedly out into the stadium after them (absent-mindedly...see what I did there? She's got no brain, so her mind's absent! Lol, I may have no A-levels but I'm a genius!). The TARDIS doors slammed shut and crazy madman laughs where heard from inside as Joshwales and his clones tortured the poor Dalek with a twenty foot scarf they'de found.
Ldy Knight was know looking very confused as she woke up from her sleep. She marched outside onto the pitch and became Paraguay's Goalkeeper, heading the goal in and helping Beckham score from his free kick. Then she walked up onto the stands to join the others.
"Miss Kiwi" Rose began, "You never told us why you squeed so much earlier on! I just need to know because I have to write down a reason in the story."
"I completed my sticker book!" Miss Kiwi replied happily.
Joshwales' sticker book was also complete and he was busy getting it signed by the Doctor and flogging it on E-bay!
"Well this story is going better than I expected," Rose sighed happily as they all marched back onto the TARDIS waving a huge England flag that Mayuko Chan had nicked from the railings. "I think I should write stories more often."
"Actually no need," Padme's Sister replied. "I found my brain. That dingbatt ref had given it a red card for no reason and sent it off the pitch."
"Oh," Rose sighed, looking thoroughly depressed by this news.
"But don't worry. You did such a great job this chapter, I'll let you write some more soon," Padme's Sister promised.
"YAY!" Rose screamed, hugging Padme's Sister so tightly that she squeezed all the breath out of her and caused her to faint.
"Oops. Looks like I'll be writting sooner than you think. YAYNESS!"
And so Rose got back to writing her next chapter, this time with the help of one of the other fans.