Author Note: Ok guys, I'm sorry but this chapter isn't actually that random...and its not that funny either...but Flying Beastie wanted a proper send off, so thats what he's getting because yes folks, he's leaving...he's copying Billie Piper and leaving...however this isn't the end of the story for him...oh no! He's off to star in the already up and running sequel called, surprisingly, 'The brand new adventures of Flying Beastie' by Joshwales...so make sure you go check it out. Oh and make the most of this serious chapter while you can...I can assure you this is only a one off...then its full on RANDOMNESS from here onwards!

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"Knock knock," Padme's Sister called as she arrived at Flying Beastie's bedroom.

"Leave-me-alone," came the sad reply.

"Beastie, please. Can we talk?"

"What-about? Don't-try-to-stop-me-leaving. I-have-made-up-my-mind."

"I know," Padme's Sister sighed as she perched on his bed (although how a dalek's supposed to sleep in one, I don't know.) "Once a dalek's made up his mind, there's no stopping it. But please, just hear me out?"

"10-minutes," came the reply from the wardrobe. Moments later Flying Beastie emerged carrying a suitcase containing his scarf, pirates wig and toga.

"Thankyou. So where will you go?"

"I-don't-know."

"I hear Barcellona's great this time of year. We could drop you off there if you want?"

"But-I-want-to-be-in-a-story!" Flying Beastie complained.

"Well...maybe you could put an advert in the paper. You know, Dalek looking for good story to appear in on full or part time basis. Promises not to exterminate without author's permission, has good references and has previously worked with the Doctor."

Flying Beastie shook his head.

"But-I-liked-what-I-had-here...freedom-to-do-as-I-wanted. Now-I-want-my-own-story-with-me-as-the-main-character...and-a yacht-and-a-billionaires-mansion."

"Ok, so not alot then," Padme's Sister grinned. Then she was struck by a very rare brainwave. "You could star in a sequel to this! Then you could be the star, and we could drop by now and then for a visit. That way you'de still have your freedom and randomness! Oh how brilliant am I!"

"A-sequel? I-like-the-sound-of-that."

"Great, thats sorted then! You can take Jack's miniature TARDIS he made in chapter 2 as your own and go travel round causing mayhem like us! So come on! Oh and we've got a little surprise for you before you go," Padme's Sister said as she jumped up from the bed and Flying Beastie followed her back out into the control room.

They found everyone there waiting for them - even the Doctor, GASP! - all wearing party hats and throwing steamers. A huge banner hung from the ceiling reading...

"A banner can read?"

Yes Doctor, let me finish! The banner hung from the ceiling reading "Good Bye Beatie."

"Good bye Beatie? Ok, who made the banner?" Padme's Sister demanded, and Mayuko-Chan shrunk back out of sight.

"Bye bye Beastie! Bye bye Beastie!" they all sang together as Orlando brought forward Padme's Sister's character remote, handing it to Beastie.

"Now you can add anyone you like to your story," he smiled, patting Beastie's head. "See ya mate...oh and keep away from the Cybermen...they're mean!"

Then Jack and Joshwales stepped forwards with the conveniently built, Dalek sized TARDIS that Jack created in Chapter 2.

"Now you can go anywhere you want, aswell. Have fun," they said and Joshwales even hugged him. "Oh and keep away from Torchwood Tower."

A single oil drip fell from Beastie's eye and he disappeared into his TARDIS before the others could see. As he fired up the engines and millions of fireworks exploded outside, the gathered group heard him scream "I-MUST-NOT-FEEL!"

And then he was gone.

"Why mustn't he feel?" Miss Kiwi asked eventually, breaking the silence.

"He's a Dalek. Daleks shouldn't feel any emotion other than hate," Joshwales explained.

"Oh," everyone replied.

There was another long silence, then Padme's Sister looked at Joshwales.

"Wanna see how he's doing?"

"Yeah!"

They disappeared in red smoke, leaving the others coughing and choking.

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Author Note: Aw, bye bye Beastie! So what are the rest of the crew gonna do now that they've lost one of their valuable members?

Go out and have a drink to celebrate his time with them?

Mope around and grieve?

Go and visit him in his new story?

Nope, they're off to the supermarket! This should be fun!