Author Note: Erm...hi? Sorry it's been so long, but I've been a bit busy recently, going to see Pirates again, bouncing on the bouncy castle at work and driving my driving instructor round the bend, literally and figuratively. Oh, and I had to wait for Joshwales to write his next chapter so that we keep together - he's such a slow writer, its unbelievable! (no offence Joshy!)...But not to worry, soon we'll be parting company again and then I'll be free to post when I like - depending on differential circumstances and complicated stuff like that. So yeah...but I'm back now, and I hope you like this chapter. If you don't...tough!
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"What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? Is it a monster?" Ads and Flying Beastie belted into their microphones up on the stage. Their heads bobbed frantically as they followed the little ball bouncing from word to word on the karioke (I don't care if thats not how you spell it...thats my spelling for it, which is a much better way, I think!) machine screen thing, and by the end of the song, they felt so dizzy they couldn't stand up properly and fell off the stage.
TTDC was up on the DJ decks, playing his favourite songs -
"Actually, can I stop you right there?"
"WhoWhatWhenWhereHowWhyHuh?" Padme's Sister replied and it took a moment for TTDC to work out what she'd said, before he finally decided to continue.
"Yeah, um, I'm not a guy. I'm a girl. You keep calling me a guy, but I'm a girl."
"A girl?" Joshwales asked as he joined them.
"Yeah. A girl."
"A girl? As in female, woman, lady, girl?"
"Yeah."
"As in a girl with big ti-"
"THAT'S enough!" Padme's Sister cut in quickly, pushing Joshwales into the swimming pool before he could finish what he was saying. Then she turned to TTDC. "I am so sorry. I had no idea. Why didn't you say something before?"
"Because you were too busy invading the supermarket."
"Fair enough," Padme's Sister shrugged. Then with a wave of her hand and a puff of blue smoke, she transformed TTDC into a girl...got that? A GIRL! Not a guy!
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Ok, so now we've cleared that little mess up, lets get back to the...erm...well lets get back shall we?
TTDC was now back up on the stage, belting "Everybody dance now!" into the microphone, which SHE'D confiscated from Ads. There was a whoosh and a shadow fell overhead (if its possible for something to fall overhead...oh you know what I mean!) Everyone looked up to see a Jathal Sunglider crash into the large maize maze...hehe, maize maze, I like that! Souless-tears staggered from the wreckage and fell at Orlando's feet.
"Mr Bloom?" she asked, gazing up at him.
"That's me," he replied, holding out a hand to help her up. She pulled a particle gun from the bag at her feet and aimed, ready to kill him.
"Die!" she screamed.
"No!" Padme's Sister cried.
"Help!" Orlando exclaimed.
"DELETE!" Crazy Cyberman...Crazy Cyberman? Huh? Hang on a moment (pulls out a copy of Joshwales' story). Oh no, its ok, he didn't die, so he's technically still alive...oh wait, thats a bugger! Never mind, back to the story.
Crazy Cyberman blocked the blast, broke the particle gun and then fell into the pool, where his circuits were fried, like Kentucky Fried Chicken...mmmm, KFC...no, focus! Story!
Lets move away from this mayhem for a moment, shall we, because Rose and Jack had just arrived back at the mansion after a mad dash down the streets, running from no-one who was coming to get them for stealing more than one film from the cinema.
"Yeah, we stole two!"
"Three actually," Jack replied, pulling Superman Returns from his back pocket.
"Oh...well in that case, five!" Rose pulled Over the Hedge and The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift from up her sleeves like a magician.
"Did we steal the whole cinema or something?" Jack wondered as he and Rose continued to pull films from their pockets, sleeves, up their shirts and from under Jack's hat.
"Hey! Don't touch the hat!"
"Did we walk into a battlefield or something?" Rose wondered as she saw the mayhem that they'd arrived back at. Flying Beastie flew over her head, screaming "DEAD BODY CLEAN-UP IN THE POOL!"
"Jack! Help us!" Orlando cried, as he fiercely battled Crazy Cyberman's crazy body with a broom.
"Go on Jack!" Rose urged, shoving him forwards. "This is the time for you to do the right thing for once in your life!"
"I love those moments," Jack replied, scooping up the films and heading for one of the cinema rooms. "I like to wave at them as they pass by. Now if you'll excuse me, I have a film to watch."
"JACK SPARROW!" Rose bellowed as she ran after him.
"What was all that about?" the Doctor wondered to his clone, who just shrugged and turned back to the madness. "OI EVERYONE! FILM'S HERE!"
"Who wants to go watch the film and finish this later?" TTDC said into the microphone, and everyone raised their hands. "Alright, to the Bat Cave...I mean the Black Pearl...I mean! Oh hell! Everyone inside!"
Soon everyolne - I mean everyone (olne? wtf?) was sitting with a Time-Lord-Science bucket of popcorn and a Time-Lord-Science drink, watching the movie intently on the mahoosively gigantanormous screen infront of them.
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As the credits rolled at the end of the movie, and everyone laughed at the tiny scene right at the very end with the dog and the tribe people (they made it their chief...its so funny!) the yacht (which I can't actually remember being in my story, but hey) erupted through the walls and parked in the front row, waiting for the next film to start.
"Oi!" everyone cried, pulling off their coats and sitting on them so that they could see over the top of the boat.
Garfield 2 began to show and Padme's Sister groaned. She HATED Garfield with a vengeance! (what's that mean anyway? With a vengeance?)
(Actually, I just hate lasagne, but I need to move...I can't sit still for too long! I fidget too much!) But anyways, she entered the coat cupboard and saw Flying Beastie and AUTHOR (who?) sucking the faces off each other.
"Excuse me," she muttered, pulling her black-with-a-pink-diamond-dragon-on-the-back leather jacket from the rail and shutting the door again. Then she wandered outside to the pool, where the Doctor and his clone were bobbing in the water, whilst music blared from the un-manned DJ deck.
The two Doctors were generally bored, so the Doctor clone set the frequency of the sonic screwdriver to setting 974 A, which made the water sing along. As he pressed the button, the pool began to screech awfully.
"You call that music?" the Doctor cried, clamping his hands over his ears.
"What? I like screamy things!" the Doctor clone protested.
"Clearly you're not an exact clone then," the Doctor replied over the din.
"My personality was created from your regeneration trauma madness," the Doctor clone laughed.
"Hmmm, a little adventure I like to forget," the Doctor replied, climbing out of the pool.
"Oh my god! I've gone blind!" Padme's Sister shrieked as she legged it towards the bar, in need of a serious drink.
"What's up with her?" the Doctor asked.
"Look down," the Doctor clone replied, so the Doctor did. He was completely naked.
"OH. MY.GOD!" he screamed, grabbing the leaf of a nearby palm tree. "What did you do!"
"I removed the Anti-matter combination, added Iodine solution and adjusted the sonic screwdriver so that your trunks would dissapear without you noticing. Its kinda like a water version of the defabricator," The Doctor clone replied as he legged it from the angry Time Lord. "Oh and don't let Rose catch you like that...or any of the other fans...or any journalists or photographers...or anyone actually!" he added, slamming the door of his TARDIS in the Doctor's face.
"You can't do this! Its against every rule in the book!" the Doctor cried, banging frantically on the door.
"Yeah well it was a bad rule, and bad rules are made to be broken!" came the reply, and the Doctor found that he couldn't argue with that fact.
"Yes but thats not the point! Just give me back my clothes!"
The Doctor heard a commotion behind him and turned to see Rose, Stefan and TTDC walking out of the cinema, groaning because they'de eaten too much popcorn.
"Bugger!" the Doctor muttered as Rose caught sight of him, absolutely starkers (he'd dropped his leaf in fright when they'd arrived).
"Oh my!" Rose replied, blushing.
"Popcorn, anyone?" Stefan asked innocently, holding out his bucket.
Author Note: Oh dear Rose may be in love with two guys. Oooh, a bit of a dilemma there. What's she gonna do now? Well, my dears, the answer is simple. She's gonna eat a lot of grapes, and go camel riding with Padme's Sister. Meanwhile, what's everyone else gonna do? Well, again the answer, my dears, is simple. They're gonna hire a bouncy castle! What fun!