Things you'll never hear on X-men evolution.

Another page of insanity!

Professor X: Reading people's minds without permission would be a violation of privacy. I'd never do that.

Wolverine: I can go a whole day without attacking anyone.

Storm: I'm sure manipulating the weather this way causes droughts in other countries but what the hell.

Kitty: I hate pink.

Pyro: I wanna go swimming.

Jean: of course this isn't my real colour.

Scott: actually I can control my powers, I just like wearing shades.

Pietro: A date? Not tonight.

Mystique: I understand how my kids feel, after all I did abandon Kurt and manipulate Rogue for my own gain.

Rogue: I look like corpse. I'm going to wash of this make up.